(salute) Welcome! I'm Hunter and I have stolen a number of cameras from ANBU HQ and set them up all over Konoha.
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First, let's check up on ANBU HQ.
(ANBU looking everywhere for something)
ANBU: Oh man hes gonna be really angry when he finds out we lost the cameras.
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Lee:Ino have you got my equipment
Ino:yep
Neji:okay lets fight
Lee:Drunken Fist Style Taijutsu!*takes beer and drugs from Ino,punches Ino and Neji*
Chouji comes out of nowhere and turns into a meat tank and rolls over Neji.
Ino:*big head effect*WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neji:X_x............................................must............................kill.............................chouji............................................later
Chouji:I'm hungry
Everyone:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chouji:*devours them all*
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Well be right back after this break
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Next time on Kohana(or what ever it's called)'s got talent:
*Kankuro doing puppet show*
*Sauske doing knife throw with Iruka*
*TenTen hiting target with 10000 kunai a second*
*Lee showing off teeth and shouting:YOUTH!!!!*

Shino says something to his bugs
Bugs cover Shino ang give him PSP
Shino:*looks around*ALRIGHT!!!*starts playing*
Kiba walks up Shino doesn't notice
Shino:AW MAN i ALMOST BEET THE EVIL NINJA SPACE MONKEYSSS*sees Kiba*
Kiba smiles
Shino,emotionless:What are you looking at?
Kiba:You making a fool out of your self
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Chouji:I'm hungry
whole world:nnnnnoooooooo!!!!!!!!
Chouji:I will start with Iran
Iran:NNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!(no in persian)
Chouji:then Bantu
Bantu:*tongue clicking sounds*
Chouji:And then for dessert Italy
Italy:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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commercial
Got kunais?*ninjas fighting*
dead ninja in backround:You can't win without kunais
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Fred:okay we're back,I'm the authors alter ego he couldn't make it so I'll be the narrator of the show for a while,here's another clip*fade out*
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Sauske:*looks around**turns on sharingan*
Naruto:SAUSKE GET OUT HERE
Sauske comes out;both start playing video games,Sauske wins
Naruto:DARN IT!!
Sauske:Can you please stop yelling!?
Naruto:I DON'T KNOW!!!
Sauske,whispering:Why did I have to cheat with my sharingan?

Welcome back! I’m Fred and Hunter is tied up right now. (Image of Hunter bound and gagged in the basement).I said not to show that! Well anyway, we have a special guest today. (Man walks in.) (A muffled scream is heard from the basement followed by something that sounded like “I thought John Lennon was dead! I love the Beatles! Let me out! Lucy in the Sky With Diamond rocks!”) (Fred and John look at the trapdoor to the basement.) Must be the pipes.

Fred: So ,John, big fan, but I believe you need food and shelter, in addition to love.
John: Well, post-India.
Fred: Ohhhhhhhh…. So, big Naruto fan?
John: No, not really, but Ringo has stage-fright.
Fred:….. You’re in a band…
John: Yes.
Fred: and so is Ringo…
John: Yes.
Fred: And he has stage fright.
John: Yes.
Fred: O.o… Well, anyway, I’ve spent enough time wasting bandwidth, so let’s get to the clips!
(Hunter bursts out of trapdoor.) “I’ve spent all my life wanting to meet the Beatles! I’m gonna--!” (Suddenly cuts to clips)
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Recorded voice: Fred expected Hunter to get out, so the following dialect was recorded.
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First, lets check in on the ANBU Headquarters, where we got our cameras
(Static)
Okaaaay, lets try everything else…
(Static)
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(White with a red streak, then static)
Hold on, hold on, play that back in slo-mo.
(An ANBU mask and a needle, a wire is cut and static)
Darn, the ANBU stole the cameras that we stole from them! Well we have no cameras. The more you want a chapter the more suggestions you should send in on where to find new cameras.
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(Fred in a full-body cast and Hunter trying to impress John Lennon, playing his guitar badly and forgetting all the lyrics to Strawberry Fields Forever)
Fred, through one of those things Steven Hawking uses: Well we hope you will enjoy next weeks show (wink, Sgt. Pepper, wink).
Hunter: No one I think is in the sky, ‘cause
STRAWBERRY FIELDS WITH DIAMONDS!!!
(fade away)

Fred: Welcome! Those dumb, poopy-head ANBU stole our cameras, so now we need to doctor, I mean, provide some extra clips. We also have live entertainment. Including:
-Commercials!
…and that’s pretty much it.
Live Audience: O.o O.O o.o O.o O.O o.o
Hunter: … eyes…too…scary! *starts twitching randomly*
Fred: LOOK WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID! Hunter is allergic to scary eyes!
*Hunter starts to bloat*
*PLEASE STAND BY**TECHINICAL DIFFICULTIES*
*Doctors rolling Hunter in an ambulance*
Fred: OK, if some of you remember, you remember this! What time is it?
LA: Tool, we mean, flash-back time!
*fade-out*
(Hunter trying to impress John Lennon, playing his guitar badly and forgetting all the lyrics to Strawberry Fields Forever)
Hunter: No one I think is in the sky, ‘cause
STRAWBERRY FIELDS WITH DIAMONDS!!!
*fade in*
Fred: Well, today we will have an…… ENCORE!!
*LA runs away; Hunter is heard crying in hospital*
Fred: DON’T WORRY I’LL GET THOSE INSENSITIVE PEOPLES!
*3 tedious hours of work later; the audience is back, and injured in some way*
Fred: OK, time for some of those exciting commercials we promised!
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Presenting: Naruto’s 2 SECOND RAMEN!!
Naruto: Yes, my 2 second ramen is so delicious, I have it all the time!
*puts big bowl of ramen in the microwave*
*2 seconds later*
*Naruto pulls out bowl; it still looks like a chunk of dry noodles in water*
*Naruto takes a chainsaw out*
Naruto: Now for the fun part!
*turns on the chainsaw and cuts the ramen*
*takes a big bite*
Naruto: *muffled* Delicious!
*Smiles with lots of dry ramen in mouth; his eyes start to water*
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Fred: Well, Hunter is still in the hospital so we can’t have that encore.
LA: Yay!
Fred: If time wasn’t out I’d--
*cuts out*

Guess who was just on the computer for 2 hours finishing a 2 minute tribute to the Beatles! (And I still need to add a soundtrack.) Well, anyway, I’m in a desperate attempt to stay up as late as I can. 8:51 so far. And this is a, chocolate fueled, BK fueled, Beatles fueled chapter.
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Fred: *crying in a corner*
LA: Why are you crying?
Fred: Because… *sobs* *holds up Beatles album* IT’S TRUUEEE!!! All you need is love…
Hunter comes in
Hunter: Welcome, welcome, we have a-- *sees Fred* Beatles Album?
LA:-_-
Hunter: *sigh**takes album away from Fred* I told you Hey Jude was to emotional for you!
*looks up into air, then at disk. Tears form. Starts crying with Fred*
LA:-_-’
*yellow submarine crashes through the wall*
*Fred and Hunter cry at the coincidental happening that their half-reincarnated guests crashed in in one of their songs*
LA:O.o…….. .
People come out of submarine. Look around. Look at the laptop. Start crying with Fred and Hunter at how great the animation I made was
Fred and Hunter: XD *glad that the Beatles really liked my animation*
LA: I’m out of here.
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Really people, I’m dying here. Suggestions!

Fred walks in with Hunter, as “Back In The USSR” starts. “We’re back!” they yelled. The LA cheers. Fred and Hunter start to bow. “Well, no thinks to you,” Fred began, eyeing the LA. “We have stolen back the stolen cameras that were stolen from us!”
The LA was confused.
Random man:Yay?
Fred:Quiet you!
Hunter:AND! We have rigged up a camera that will pierce a whole new level of not-privacy!
LA:Yay!
Fred & Hunter, alternating: Presenting the first clip for three chapters, we mean shows!
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Lee’s team is sitting in the forest.
Gai:…
Neji:…
Ten-ten:…
Lee:…
Gai:…
Neji:…
Ten-ten:…
Lee:Poop.
Everyone minus Lee:0.o
Lee:J
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Hunter: And there you have it!
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Naruto is on 1 side of a tree, Sauske on the other. Naruto is chewing gum.
Naruto:smack smack smack
Sauske looks over.
Naruto:smack smack smack
Sauske is getting annoyed.
Naruto:smack smack smack
Sauske growls.
Naruto:smack smack smack
Sauske beats Naruto unconscious and walks away, smirking.
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Fred:Now that’s BG material.
The BeeGees burst in.
BG’s:Someone call us?
Hunter:These guys again? SECURITY! While the BeeGee’s are dragged out, let’s watch this.
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Kakashi is in front of Orochimaru at line at Krispy Kreme’s
Kakashi:Ok, I want 9 chocolate, 3 frosted. NO! 3 chocolate, 3 frosted, 3 jelly, 3 glazed, and 3 raspberry.
Sakura, behind the register:That would make 15.
Orochimaru is getting annoyed.
Kakashi:NO! I want 12 plain, without any dough or sugar.
Sakura:… That’s an empty box.
Orochimaru is banging his head against a wall.
Kakashi:NO!{looks at the menu} What’s that word?
Sakura:Donut.
Orochimaru puts 2 snakes in Kakashi’s pants pushes him out of the way, and starts to order.
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Fred:Well, it was good to be back, and…
Fred & Hunter:That’s the show!
(Let it be begins)

(Theme-song plays.) *Comanche by Cake*
Hunter walks out. He has a ridiculous looking laptop strap on his back.
Hunter: Welcome, everyone, to Bloopers Galore, the only show approved by the Squeez Cheez makers!
He gets a chicken wing thrown at him from off stage.
Fred walks out, hungover-ish, and holding a bucket of KFU.
Hunter: Uh, Fred--
Princess Chunk (Look It Up!) pounces on to the stage, suffocating the host.
Fred, as Hunter is being suffocated: I’ll call the ambulance/animal control, while you either watch these clips, or watch Willard Scott dance!
Willard Scott comes onstage and krumps.
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In an apartment, Hanabi, Hinata, and, forcedly, Neji.
Hanabi and Hinata are eating Popsicles
Neji: Why am I here again?
He turns his head to Hanabi.
She gives him a blank, innocent, stare. She quietly slurps her Popsicle.
Neji growls and turns to Hinata, who is on the other side of the room.
Neji: Why are me and your sister here?
Hinata stares for a second before throwing her Popsicle at Hanabi.
Hinata: Ice-Cream Fight!
Neji looks pretty angry. He screams, an ice-pop hitting him in the back of the head. He throws a chair at Hanabi.
She ducks as Hinata jumps on his back and covers his head in a vat of ice-cream.
Neji: That’s it!
He gets in an gentle fist stance as the camera shorts out.
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Shino and Kiba are standing in a clearing. They look around, and smile at each other, seeing no one is around. They sing a duet of Bohemian Like You.
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Sauske reading Naruto Fanfics.
Sauske: We didn’t do that!
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Static
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A Voice: That concludes today’s broadcasting day. Get off your fannie and play outside already.

(Theme-song plays.) *Comanche by Cake*
Hunter walks out. He has a ridiculous looking laptop strap on his back.
Hunter: Welcome, everyone, to Bloopers Galore, the only show approved by the Squeez Cheez makers!
He gets a chicken wing thrown at him from off stage.
Fred walks out, hungover-ish, and holding a bucket of KFU.
Hunter: Uh, Fred--
Princess Chunk (Look It Up!) pounces on to the stage, suffocating the host.
Fred, as Hunter is being suffocated: I’ll call the ambulance/animal control, while you either watch these clips, or watch Willard Scott dance!
Willard Scott comes onstage and krumps.
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In an apartment, Hanabi, Hinata, and, forcedly, Neji.
Hanabi and Hinata are eating Popsicles
Neji: Why am I here again?
He turns his head to Hanabi.
She gives him a blank, innocent, stare. She quietly slurps her Popsicle.
Neji growls and turns to Hinata, who is on the other side of the room.
Neji: Why are me and your sister here?
Hinata stares for a second before throwing her Popsicle at Hanabi.
Hinata: Ice-Cream Fight!
Neji looks pretty angry. He screams, an ice-pop hitting him in the back of the head. He throws a chair at Hanabi.
She ducks as Hinata jumps on his back and covers his head in a vat of ice-cream.
Neji: That’s it!
He gets in an gentle fist stance as the camera shorts out.
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Shino and Kiba are standing in a clearing. They look around, and smile at each other, seeing no one is around. They sing a duet of Bohemian Like You.
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Sauske reading Naruto Fanfics.
Sauske: We didn’t do that!
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Static
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A Voice: That concludes today’s broadcasting day. Get off your fannie and play outside already.

(Theme-song plays.) *Comanche by Cake*
Hunter walks out. He has a ridiculous looking laptop strap on his back.
Hunter: Welcome, everyone, to Bloopers Galore, the only show approved by the Squeez Cheez makers!
He gets a chicken wing thrown at him from off stage.
Fred walks out, hungover-ish, and holding a bucket of KFU.
Hunter: Uh, Fred--
Princess Chunk (Look It Up!) pounces on to the stage, suffocating the host.
Fred, as Hunter is being suffocated: I’ll call the ambulance/animal control, while you either watch these clips, or watch Willard Scott dance!
Willard Scott comes onstage and krumps.
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In an apartment, Hanabi, Hinata, and, forcedly, Neji.
Hanabi and Hinata are eating Popsicles
Neji: Why am I here again?
He turns his head to Hanabi.
She gives him a blank, innocent, stare. She quietly slurps her Popsicle.
Neji growls and turns to Hinata, who is on the other side of the room.
Neji: Why are me and your sister here?
Hinata stares for a second before throwing her Popsicle at Hanabi.
Hinata: Ice-Cream Fight!
Neji looks pretty angry. He screams, an ice-pop hitting him in the back of the head. He throws a chair at Hanabi.
She ducks as Hinata jumps on his back and covers his head in a vat of ice-cream.
Neji: That’s it!
He gets in an gentle fist stance as the camera shorts out.
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Shino and Kiba are standing in a clearing. They look around, and smile at each other, seeing no one is around. They sing a duet of Bohemian Like You.
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Sauske reading Naruto Fanfics.
Sauske: We didn’t do that!
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Static
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A Voice: That concludes today’s broadcasting day. Get off your fannie and play outside already.