Deidara: SASORI-DANNA, HMMPH!!

Sasori: What, moron?!?!

Deidara: We're doing Truth Or Dare, hmmph! Wanna join? -the Akatsuki is seated in a circle-

Sasori: Fine... -groans-

Deidara: Kyu, hmmph! ^^

Kisame: GO ITACHI :D

Itachi: OK Deidara, truth or dare?

Deidara: Dare, hmmph!

Itachi: Call one of the girls and ask her out!!

All: Ouuuuu!!!!

Deidara: -frowns- Fine, hmmph!

Deidara: -grabs a cell phone and dials Temari's number-

Phone: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing....

Gaara: Hello?

Deidara: Hi, hmmph. This is Deidara from the Akatsuki-

Gaara: OOH, YAY! YOU'RE SELLING AKATSUKI COOKIES EARLY!

Deidara: Wait, hmmph, you don't under-

Gaara: I'll take four boxes of Caramel Death Delite! No, make that five! And ten boxes of Deathwheels!

Deidara: I WANNA TALK TO TEMARI, HMMPH!

Gaara: Fine!! But, why?

Deidara: Truth or dare, hmmph.

Gaara: YOU'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE WITH HER ON THE PHONE?!?! COOL!

Deidara: STOP IT AND GIVE HER THE PHONE, HMMPH!

Temari: -picks up- What?

Deidara: Will you go out with me, hmmph?

Temari: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, kay.

Deidara: Kyu, hmmph! -hangs up-

Itachi: You moron! You forgot to set the specifics!

Deidara: Oh, hmmph, hmmph..

Zetsu: OK, Itachi! Truth or dare?

Itachi: Duh. Dare!

Zetsu: -snicker snicker- OK, here's your dare... spy on your little brother!!

Itachi: Oh come on, that's easy!! -Mangekyo Sharingan!-

SHWIIIIIING

-At Sasuke's House...-

Kiba: OK, Sassy-chan! -snicker snicker- Your turn!

Naruto: Don't call him Sassy-chan! It hurts his feelings and makes him feel like a girl!

Kiba: Whatever... -snicker snicker- I dare you...

Neji: Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!!!

Kiba: To...

Sasuke: Yes?

Kiba: Kiss...

Sasuke: YEEEEEEESSS?????!!!

Kiba: NARUTO! -busts out laughing-

Sasuke: Oh come on, that's easy!!

Itachi (thinking) COPYCAT!

Sasuke: -kisses Naruto on the cheek-

Neji: Oh come on, what is he, your grandmother? ON THE LIPS, FOR A FULL MINUTE!

Naruto: YAAAAY!!

Sasuke: -nosebleed- In front of you...?

Neji: Duh.

Sasuke: I'm...embarresed, to say the least.

Kiba: We saw you do it in the closet at your birthday party... only it was 10 times funnier!

Itachi (thinking) Hell yeah, it was! Except for where I got beat up with a frying pan and a lamp...

Neji: We won't laugh....oooookaaaay, maybe we will.... yeah we will.

Tayuya and Temari (authors): Damn, he shoulda said 'uuuuuukkkkkeeee...'!!!!

Kiba: Come on, you two have the 'seme' chemistry! -lol-

Authors: YEAH!!

Neji: 'Yuri' funny guy, Kiba!! XDDDDD -pinches his arm-

Kiba: 'Yaoi', Neji! That hurt! X'DDDDDD -is crying tears of laughter-

Authors: Hell yeah, we're clever!!

Naruto: ...OK ENOUGH WITH THE DUMB PUNS!

Authors: They are not dumb! WE SHALL SMITE YOU! ...after you kiss Sasuke, of course.

Naruto: Ok...

Sasuke: Errrrm...

Neji, Kiba, and Authors: GO GO GO GO GO-

Sasuke: SHUT UP ALREADY!!

-They kiss each other-

Kiba: Time starting... now!

Tick tock tick tock...

Neji: 'Kay I'm bored.

Kiba: Let's leave them at that and go watch a movie.

Neji: OK!

-SHWIIIING-

Itachi: OMFG. THAT WAS HAWT.

Zetsu: WTF?!?!

Itachi: -minor nosebleed- I, I mean- they were so moronic, it was disgusting!

Kisame: -twitch twitch- Perv...

Itachi: Sorreeee!! Ever since Tsunade broke up with me for Shizune, I've had to spy on different yaoi couples! Even in other shows, like DN Angel!

Satoshi: Oh, you know you love it!

Kisame: SHUT UP! Go back to your show!

Daisuke: Fine, fish face!

Kisame: GRRR!

Leader: OK, Kisame, your turn. Truth or... aww forget it! It's always 'dare'!

Kisame: Alright, give it to me!

Leader: OK, call Kin.

Kisame: -blush- Wh-what?

Leader: CALL. KIN. What are ya, hard of hearing?

Kisame: Oh, oh, okay... -picks up the phone and calls Kin-

Phone: RIIIIIIING

Kisame: (thinking) Please don't pick up, please don't pick up, please don't-

Tayuya: Hello, this is Tayuya, Queen of Cussing speaking; how may I help you?

Temari: Tayuya! Don't do the intro! Caller I.D say's it's from Akatsuki!

Tayuya: Ohh, goodie! Is this Hidan? HIDAN I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH I'M WITH KIMIMARO!

Sakura: Ugh...

Kisame: May I speak with Kin...?

Kin: -picks up- Yeah?

Kisame: Uhm, -deepens voice- Um, yes, you ordered pizza here?

Kin: I did?

Kisame: Uhm, yeah, yah did, and uhm, Deidara's, gonna, drop it off..

Deidara: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME, HMMPH??

Kisame: Uh yeah, you got extra cheese, black olives, green peppers, and pepperoni... it was a medium- no, a large, and you ordered 9 Dr. Peppers?

Kin: What the hell...?

Kisame: Err, uhh, -stutter- KIN IT'S KISAME WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME BYE! -hangs up-

Kin: -dial tone- Uhh, sure.... -hangs up-

Shizune: What was that all about?

Kin: No freakin' clue whatsoever.

Deidara: Fine, I'll drop it off anyway, hmmph...

Tsunade: -from 100 miles away- I smell pizza....

All: PIZZA??? YAY!!

Sakura: -winks at TenTen-

TenTen: ^^ -blushes-

-Doorbell rings-

Anko: I'LL GET IT! -opens the door, and sees Deidara, then slams it in his face- TEMARI, IT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Temari: Ok, I'll get it!

Deidara: Hi, hmmph! Here's your pizza, hmmph!

Temari: Kankuro didn't get nearly as drunk last night, so I can only give you two bottle caps...

Deidara: DEAL, HMMPH!

Temari: -grabs the pizza and soda- OK, pizza's here!

All: YAY!!

-BACK AT AKATSUKI-

Kisame: -pant pant-

Zetsu: Dude, you okay?

Kisame: Yeah... just kinda... you know...

Hidan: I'm bored, let's end this... WITH DEATH! -shiny eyes-

-Everyone except Tobi runs-

Tobi: -blink blink-

Hidan: So, Tobi... it's you... and me!

Tobi: -drools slightly-

Hidan: -kills him and leaves, dragging the body with him-

Deidara: TWO BOTTLE CAPS, HMMPH! -runs in to see that everyone has left- Guys, hmmph? Hello, hmmph? Sasori-danna, hmmph? HELLOOOOOOOOO, HMMPH????

Leader: Great going Itachi, hiding us under your bed!

Sasori: I'm squashed!

Itachi: Sorreeee, it always fits me!

Leader: I'm amazed it fits YOUR BIG HEAD!!

All: Lol

Itachi: Meh...

-AT SASUKE'S HOUSE-

Sasuke and Naruto: -are still kissing-

Neji and Kiba: -are watching a movie-

Kiba: Damn, how long have they been doing that?

Neji: -puts a hand on his shoulder- Not long enough, Kiba. Not long enough.

The End!!