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Reviews For Into the Microwave

Name: Ultimate NaruHina Fanboy (Signed) · Date: 08/06/12 - 11:22 pm · For: And the Adventure Begins
the crack has begun yeah!


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 25/04/11 - 05:06 pm · For: Ventilation Shaft
OMG! OMG! OMG!

This is so freaking funny! Genius, genius, genius! I love this so much! When are you going to update?! I really want to read more! This is amazing, simply amazing!


Name: animesmartone (Signed) · Date: 16/12/10 - 07:20 pm · For: Ventilation Shaft
Hahahahah, you guys this is pure geunuis I absolutely LOVE it. You ppl rock!!!

Author's Response: Kaminari: How about you, am I your favorite character? I have to be someone's favorite! TT.TT SOMEONE LOVE ME!!!!  Ninja Ally: I'm glad you enjoyed it(: Genuis it is, and more shall come. Updates are slow seeing as how we only get to write a bit during lunch periods. Hope ya keep on watching cuz we is the Shiz Niz. and yes, I said shiz niz. Don't jugde me.


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 27/11/10 - 07:43 am · For: And the Adventure Begins
OMG that was hallarious. First chapter was the best. A bit confusing at the end but Hallarious. I love buritos. *Chidori*

Author's Response:

Kaminari: YAYZ!! I am loved! I'm your favorite character, riiiigghhht?? Hmmmm?   Ninja Ally: Thanks(: There's so much more to come. Actually we have so much stuff planned for this. It's only gonna get more amazing. So keep tuned...I sound like an old radio person. This makes me sad. Hm. KEEP ON READING CUZ IT ONLY GETS BETTER!! There, now I sound like an annoying TV host. and all was good.



Author's Response:

Kaminari: YAYZ!! I am loved! I'm your favorite character, riiiigghhht?? Hmmmm?   Ninja Ally: Thanks(: There's so much more to come. Actually we have so much stuff planned for this. It's only gonna get more amazing. So keep tuned...I sound like an old radio person. This makes me sad. Hm. KEEP ON READING CUZ IT ONLY GETS BETTER!! There, now I sound like an annoying TV host. and all was good.



Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 26/11/10 - 11:44 pm · For: And the Adventure Begins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Rzs2Amgug&list=PL8991740E74768822&index=20&playnext=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0cE4COk68&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDzQFwfZY8o&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFof9It3rN0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mG6W2bzYQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDQZuoKll5E&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFj6BxpIlWI&list=QL&playnext=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAve-5S-NNo&feature=BF&list=QL&index=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcam8ICQDk&feature=BF&list=PL8991740E74768822&index=11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpGoropjX9k&feature=BF&list=PL8991740E74768822&index=21

I SWEAR ALL HER VIDEOS ARE YOU GUYS!!! it's starting to freak me out and want to read your stories again....O0;;;

Author's Response:

Kaminari: PEOPLE LIKE US!! What is this?! We are ourselves, so we now must go hunt these people masquerading around as us...MWHAHAHAHA...OH the cloak ^^ Oh Itachiiiiiii. Ninja Ally: Do read it again, it just gets funnier, and I'm not being arrogant merely truthful *arrogant smirk*



Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 26/11/10 - 11:33 pm · For: And the Adventure Begins
i was watching random videos on youtube...we all do the same thing so be quiet. the video from HinaUchi and saw this video...it instantly reminded me of you guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUsHb6T-sgE&list=PL8991740E74768822&index=12&playnext=8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--bqFOdb6_g&feature=fvw

you watch and not think of yourselves!


Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 08/11/10 - 08:47 pm · For: Ventilation Shaft
........i have no comments to offer, but...buy the DIRTY MIND game it will rock your world with laughter!!! XD!! oh um..okay job on the chapter what will oreo do with so many slaps to the face on the same subject?


Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 03/10/10 - 11:11 am · For: Twilight
........I can no longer giv a comment that could anything better than WTF? And...How they'd get into Orochimaru's lair?!


Name: ninja melon (Signed) · Date: 28/09/10 - 04:44 pm · For: Zombie!
i thought i was purple with pink frils and a white bow

Author's Response: no, it was purple with white bows and a white bow.


Name: Swrestler12 (Signed) · Date: 24/09/10 - 05:34 pm · For: Zombie!
-_-"... Nice job glad to see this up again

Author's Response: sorry it took so long, but we didn't have a chance to get together this summer to work on it. As incredible as it might seem, we do have lives ^_^


Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 23/09/10 - 07:58 pm · For: Zombie!
........wtf? I find this chapter....strangely amusing...not lolz just, *smile, chuckle, chuckle**

It's nice though to see you're next chapter up....Though it makes no sense. Mah the good things usually don't.

Author's Response: Actually, we've had the entire chapter written out for months, except for the last paragraph, lol.


Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 28/06/10 - 04:01 am · For: And the Adventure Begins
Well I've reread the entire story so far and all the reviews.....

The funnies still have not died and the story is just beyond sanity. Can I join your clan of insanity? Mah, the world don't equal black and white; normal. It's full of color; different levels of weird and crazy.

I still find amusement with the puns and mind f@#$%s you present. Just to amusing to hate but, stupid enough not to fully love. Naw, I'm just teasing. You girls are well normal but, plz do me a favor, give Ayane a brain duster. It might help her get over Kakashi....meh

Author's Response: WHAT what clan there is no clan *eyes darting back and forth* SHUT up about the clan already there is no clan whats wrong with you ayane- I DO NOT NEED A BRAIN DUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mine and kakashis love is completely normal


Name: Katana (Signed) · Date: 21/05/10 - 09:39 pm · For: And the Adventure Begins
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist:

Elsewhere, a certain fishy-man awoke elated as he saw the face of his long lost partner.

"Itachi!" Kisame exclaimed, "Where have you been?"

"I was abducted by a large number of horny females."

"Ooh…" Kisame said, mesmerized.

"I revived my clan." Itachi said flatly.

"I thought you hated the Uchiha clan…" Kisame said cautiously.

Itachi stared up into the sky.

"I shall start the clan over," Itachi continued, "They will no longer be called the Uchiha. I shall call them the Itachi clan."

"…" Kisame blinked, "So does that mean I should call you Itachi Itachi, now?"

Itachi stared at his Akatsuki partner.

"No, Kisame. That would be silly."



Author's Response: ok that was funny but YOU CAN READ THAT TO ME AND ALYSSA ANY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you dont need to post revies 24 god damn 7


Name: Swrestler12 (Signed) · Date: 20/05/10 - 09:14 pm · For: Shogi
Why haven't you updated yet. :( I have been waiting for So long and now I be sad. Jk, Good job though, everytimr i read this to myself, i'd get bweird looks cus my parents already think I'm weird. Please update soon. (Nightwish- I wish i had an angel) don't ask just listen to the song.

Author's Response: umm we'v been trying but our progress keeps on getting deleted oh yes by the way its a good song

Author's Response: umm we'v been trying but our progress keeps on getting deleted oh yes by the way its a good song


Name: millaya (Signed) · Date: 23/04/10 - 09:03 pm · For: Ayane's Adventure
MELODY IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response:

Ninja Melon: How do they know my name?!?!?!?!?!?!? Ninja Ally: We said it in the first chapter. Ninja Melon:...Oh. Katana: *is overcome with laughter* Ninja Melon: I thought it was a reasonable question...



Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 15/04/10 - 08:23 pm · For: Shogi
.....I wonder where this plot is going, seriously. It's seemingly starting lose is shinning light...meh keep tryin!

Author's Response: ninja melon:im hurt *cries* Ninja Ally: The plot will come! I swear to it! Katana: We do have a plot, we even have a plot planned out until the second book.


Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 10/04/10 - 10:12 am · For: And the Adventure Begins
ok i was reading your responses to my review then i looked at the fangirl mania.....LMAO!!!!! I'm like WTF? its too funny..you should really make it a story; it would be fablous and serious funnies!

Author's Response:

Katana: I know, it was fantastic. I'm glad someone appreciates it's awesomeness.   Ninja Melon: I was not pleased.



Name: Katana (Signed) · Date: 29/03/10 - 08:27 am · For: And the Adventure Begins
Have fun in school *smirk*

Author's Response: you can sux my ass


Name: Katana (Signed) · Date: 26/03/10 - 08:17 pm · For: And the Adventure Begins
Cause it was funny! anyways, i just found out that Gaara is a year younger than Naruto. Trippy.

Author's Response: no shit


Name: Katana (Signed) · Date: 22/03/10 - 04:09 pm · For: And the Adventure Begins
OH MY GOD! I will never be able to think of Kakashi the same way again! I just saw a youtube thing, and Sasuke and Sakura and Naruto were all asleep, and Kakashi pulled out a joint, and was all like, "the kids are asleep, so it's time to get lost on the road of life." I was like, WTF!

Author's Response: you are stupid


Name: Katana (Signed) · Date: 21/03/10 - 04:00 pm · For: RAPE!
We are GENIUS!

Author's Response:

well in am but not you



Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 21/03/10 - 02:37 pm · For: Dear God! The Applesauce!
XD !!!!!!!!!!!itachi is such a perv.....i wonder if som'n will hapn along with sasuke and the other girl.......X3 sry woke up to a perverted dream so yeeeeaaaahh keep up the good work!

Author's Response:

Katana: OTHER GIRL? What do you mean, OTHER GIRL?! (rants on for about an hour) Okay, now that that's out of my system, thanks for reviewing us! Ninja Ally: Please, someone make her shut up. Katana: (slaps Ninja Ally) ninja melon:i know how to shut her up NICK IS A PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katana: I hate you all. Ninja Ally: I love you too....lots:D Ninja Melon: HE IS! He tried to rape me!! Katana: (slams face on coffee table in front of her.) Ninja Ally: Where the hell is this coffee table you speak of...we are in comp tech. We have computer tables....no coffee tables for you. Ninja Melon: HE DID! HE DID, I TELL YOU!!! Katana:It's in Uranus. Ninja Ally: Fail. You Failed.



Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 21/03/10 - 02:33 pm · For: RAPE!
wat the hell?? lolz dude no plot but its amusing to read.

Author's Response: Ninja Melon: IT DOES HAVE A PLOT! Ninja Ally: It just comes as we think of it...sort of. Katana: We have a plot pretty much planned out, but we often get inspiration on things that happen in real life, and we add them in. We have ideas for the next book of the series. Ninja Ally: PLOT BUNNIES!! They fail. We have PLOT NINJAS!!!!!


Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 03/03/10 - 10:09 pm · For: Ayane's Rage
randomness and confusion.....this plot is soo i dunno i just dunno.....just drawning a blank here........

Author's Response: katana: Is that bad? Ninja Ally: I think so. This is a blow to my myself esteem. Ninja melon: *cries into Ninja Ally's shoulder*


Name: crazykittylover (Signed) · Date: 24/02/10 - 10:00 pm · For: The Hokage's Office
.........im so confuse what hapned here? so many things hapn at once *dizzy swirls appear on eyes* ugh i need to lye down...

still randomness still going keep it up...bty is there a real plot or u just fiddle sticking this? just curious

Author's Response: there's an outline the plot comes later we know what we're doing just trust us. what are you confused about? We'll clear it up in a jiffy. Ninja Melon: What the hell does bty stand for? Katana: She probably meant btw-by the way. moron. Ninja Melon: No one asked you, go away. Ninja Ally: Why can't we all just be friends! Ninja Melon: because she's a bitch! Katana: shut up. I'm eating my apple juice. Yes, I said eating. Ninja Ally: aren't we getting off topic. CrazyKitty's gonna think we are not to sane in the head. Never the mind that we aren't sane. Ninja Melon: what's sane? Katana: Not you. Ninja Ally: this response is getting riddikulous.


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