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Don't mess with Sakura; she's Chuck Norse's kid! XD


Hello to those that chose to read this bio....why you want to know stuff about me is beyond me but, I bet it's just because I'm so choco-lious....Mah joking, joking....


I guess I'll start out saying I'm a vegetarin and I'm very very unpredictable. My mood swings are very common and as of late I seem to be stranger than usually, it's quite interesting if you had personally known me before the strangeness, mah..... I'm very bubby and weird like almost 24/7 other times I'm usually quiet or annoyed/irrated or depressed. I really love to run that's why I love Cross Country! And I also love to throw shotputs and discus and train as hard as I can. I tend to be lazy in many areas and end up kicking myself for it, you probably wonder, why not try not being lazy...why not ask a lion why it has to eat meat and not grass like the zebras do? ^-^


I'm Lover of Gaara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kakashi, (cough cough* Gai and Orochimaru) Kabuto,Tobi, Deidara, Shikamaru, and Sai....I like Naruto...but like a little brother...the others...*smiles evilly and blushes.*

Plus many, many other manga characters like Light Yagami, L Lawiet, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ichigo, Ishida, Goku, Vegeta, Conan, Kyo, Yuki, Yoh, Inuyasha, Banya, Cooro, Husky, etc...I like and admire most of them, mostly I like how they look...bah, teen hormones...


I'm an active writer but, during the school year I won't update very often to as of never for well....school reasons with sports I guess. I like the colors pink, black, red, orange, and blue. Dislike crappy or fatty clothes or clothes that don't go with with someone's skin tone. I'm very picky at times with what I like or dislike. I'm very open minded on music or art except to tasteless rap, screaming heavy metal, and bluegrass hic music, plus wierd abstract modern art...Some that I think was someone just throwing paint on a wall and calling that art, mah. I like nature, books, and anime stuff and if I could be an animal I would be an albino lioness because they're rare and awesome!

I have an habitual tendency to be random and forgetful at times....I said I was random yes? Mah...I also tend to seem mad or scatter brain so don't flame me or be rude; it's just how my thoughts seem to run. And if I offend any of you, sorry. Don't mean to be offensive, only critical or helpful.

Completed Works:



Happy Mardi Gras Jinni!
One shot for Jinni and Kakashi! ~DropDeadThenDance’s contest entry
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance’s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and ‘hip’ and well…I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Mardi Gras!! It’s very long so well deal; I wanted it to very detail and a crown jewel of my mind’s fancy. Enjoy.

Happy Valentine Day!
This is a one shot story for DropDeadThenDance’s competition. I made a story line map for possible ideas looking for something new and ‘hip’ and well…I got this. Jinni X Kakashi in the very popular and amusing holiday; Valentine Day!
BTY I do not one Naruto or Jinni and none of this actually happened in DropDeadThenDance’s story. It’s just a challenge and something to amuse myself with.


Let Me Keep You Warm
What was suppose to be a simple D-Rank mission turned into something hot and steamy. Feelings will be revealed, truths told, futures written.

My Poem Collection
Just some random poems I've had for over the years and now I've decided to share them and see what others think

You might be a Narutard if
You might be a Narutard if...
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CURRENTLY REVISINGS AS OF NOW



Note that I'm currently rewriting all my currently released stories along with their summaries. I'm trying to get the stories to be of 8/10 - 10/10 then a 5/10 - 7/10 quality. Impossible to some but, it's a good goal to keep and make come true. I'm also getting rid of a few stories that I just lost all faith in finishing or even continuing so, they will be either gone or never touched again. Anyway if you have any suggestions on the matters please contact me; I don't mind at all


Akatsuki Teens
What would happen if the Akatsuki had siblings and they were teenagers?

An Iris Light
A young albino woman with severe mental retardation falls asleep in an oxford hospital bed to wake up in a Konoha one. With no clue how she got there but, a photographic memory of everyone’s file there, leads her into a dangerous place with many eager for her knowledge.

A Seeing Beauty
Jasmine is a lonely girl who lost her family and is now staying at a foster home. Her life is shattered and all she cares for is to be left alone. Except for her new obsession with a anime show Naruto, she remained a mystery to her foster family. Waking to find herself in the world of Naruto, she finds herself to the sole heir of a cursed Kekkei gekki that could prove fatal to her future in Konoha and was unknowingly chosen to change it and see all of its secrets to save it. WARNING: will contain spoilers for the series so if u doesn’t want to it spoiled for u then don’t read!

Behind the Scenes with LCEA
This is behind the scenes and profiling of the newest clan in the Naruto world.

Lights, Camera the Eight are in Action
Eight actresses with their own infamous YouTube show The Eight Obessors fall into their dream world, Naruto but, not all is as it seems from the show. The gifts they receive and their knowledge of the world proves dangerous and their leader’s mind knows just how to use it.

Memory Touch
I've been near Light Yagami all our senior year, I've touched his hand once in that time that’s all I needed to see that he was unhappy with the world around us. I tried to think of ways to fix this but, the second I touched his hand with mine at graduation…I found out that he had taken a new hobby…being Kira.

White Puppet Hands
Nami a white albino puppeteer that has a rare disorder on growth has been on a smaller scale in life. But when she buys a strange looking puppet from a Naruto Convention saleslady, she gets more than she wanted. She gets tossed into the Shippuden time frame before Naruto comes home…and she’s even shorter.



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Coming Soon!
(what I mean is that this following stories will being released and worked on when ever i get around to finishing the stories above....fat chance of it being soon though, sigh**)


Originally I meant to release all of these during the 2010, well the summer disease called laziness then the senior disease called too much stress because of college apps and finding funding for said colleges, both have hit me pretty hard and I've had a hard time recovering from them. So these won't be coming 'soon' but, will wait till holidays and perhaps next summer or when I'm actually in college and have my schedule finally made and inplaced... Bummer yes but, I hope you will understand, writing is an art and cannot be rushed! ~Nah, it will take me that F****ing long to get all my ideas out onto this site with the quality I hope for and make them sound coherent; Gomen.

There's nothing here for the time unfoturnely because I'm editing which stories I will actually get on and finish to those that will just be tossed away and never thought of again. So I can't release any lists of ideas because they might not even come into frutiation, gomen again.

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In total the stories I have thought of, written, and released would be around alot (does it really matter?) I guess...I haven't counted yet and just pulling a figure out of my mind. In the end I'm just a busy bee...? *probably not because I'm just lazy as to hell, now of days...*mah


But even with that, there are other works by few authors that I like and totally support in saying you should read! Note don't read if you don't like Mary-Sue makefun of, Yaoi, Lemon, Death, Dark, Rape, Yuri, or Blood.

A Girl Named Yama
A map to memory lane
A Row in the Konoha Library
A Twisted Type of Love
A Vampire Rose
Akatsuki Movienight
Another Survivor: Uchiha Love Blossoms
Beautiful Lie
Beneath the surface
Best Served Cold
Bird
Brave New World
Broken Journal Pages
Crying Skies
Dancing in the Moonlight
Down the Sodden Hill
Feral Dreams
FIRE HOUND: Eye of Destruction
Forgetting
Forgotten Thunder
Game. Set. Match
How to Adapt and Overcome
I am Twisted, Broken and Loved
Kakashi's lessons in seduction
Kokoro Uchiha
Konoha High School
Little Spark: Intro to Fire Hound
Lover In Training
Mangoes and Oranges
Mission of lust
My Twisted Heart, Tear Me Apart
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire
No Hope Left
Onari
Peanut Butter and Pickle is BitterSweet Happiness
Peppermint Flavored Glass
Pets
Phone Calls From Nobody
Realization
Reverse Psychology
Shinigami no Naruto: Power of the Soul
Summer Season
Sweet Charity
The joys of having younger siblings
The People We've Become
The Singing Consipiracy
The Unknown Misery of Umino Iruka
Thunder and Swirls
To Find Warmth In the Snow
Truth or Dare With The K-Ks!
Truthspeaker
Unbreakable Bonds
Walk With Me, Change Our Worlds
Who Would've Known

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I'll be editing my Bio often or rarely so check back to see if I'm writing something awesome or you want to say hi. Also I do challenges for fun so if you have one I might do tell me. I give good but, truthful reviews and I do beta-reading just so you know. Chow