Penname: SincereGlomp [Contact]
Real name: (Replacement) Steff
Membership status: Member
Member since: 11/03/11
Website:
Beta-reader:
Real name: (Replacement) Steff
Membership status: Member
Member since: 11/03/11
Website:
Beta-reader:
Yoyoyo, I'm Steff, I'mma running SincereGlomps account on account of her not being able to update this account XDXDXD
I'll update whenever, so you can fav a story to see when I post a new chap up. Yehhh, sorry about it's going to be slow going nows abouts.
I'mma leave her original stuff up tho Xd
durrr:
New to the colorful depths of anime, I am finding myself happily drowning! ...In said depths.... of anime...
I eat, breath, and sleep anime. That's how I got asma. :p (Breathing Anime)
A slight homework-aholic, anime is my key to life. Without it, my head would go splodie. Le gasp.
I spend my days watching anime, doing homework, writing my crack fics, reading books and fanfics, and hanging out with my odd little circle of friends.
My favorite foods: I'm not picky, so I like most foods. My favorites would probably be soup, ramen (you may say they are the same, but I say THEY ARE NOT... well not completely the same... -_-'''), pocky (who doesn't), and chocolate.
Movies I like: aren't many that I don't like...
Fact: My room is more endearing to me messy
Fact: Books, humor, bizarre people, drawing, and pocky are MY SOUL!!!
Fact: I am slightly completely insane.
I don't fan girl but I have my favorites. Pretty much any developed character wherever you look (which are surprisingly, increasingly rare to find these days)
Favorite Series
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Stories by SincereGlomp
Title: Worth the Trouble? by SincereGlomp
Rated: U
[Reviews - 12]
Rated: U
[Reviews - 12]
Summary: She was so stubborn... what a drag...
Understatement of the year.
And now Shikamaru has to find Temari before the time is up and the serial killer does what they all do in the end; dispose of the body
All Shikamaru can do is hope he gets there in time.
Category: General Fiction > Naruto, General Fiction > Timeskip, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden, General Fiction > Timeless, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Shikamaru and Temari
Characters: Pair ShikaTema
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 3791 | Read count: 16174 [Report This]
Published: 24/04/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Understatement of the year.
And now Shikamaru has to find Temari before the time is up and the serial killer does what they all do in the end; dispose of the body
All Shikamaru can do is hope he gets there in time.
Category: General Fiction > Naruto, General Fiction > Timeskip, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden, General Fiction > Timeless, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Shikamaru and Temari
Characters: Pair ShikaTema
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 3791 | Read count: 16174 [Report This]
Published: 24/04/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Title: Narutastic: A legacy by SincereGlomp
Rated: PG [Reviews - 34]
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 34]
Summary: Brought to you by yogurt, because you can't say 'yo' without getting hurt.
Me and the nin's chillin... GET AWAY FROM MY MOMS NAIL POLISH ITACHI! Random oneshots for your enjoyment. Rated PG because of slight language and the once-in-a-blue-moon suggestive stuffs I will try to upload at least once a week.
OROCHIMARU! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!! NO MORE SOAPS!!!
Gah, what's with that snake and soaps!?!
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 7131 | Read count: 17220 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Me and the nin's chillin... GET AWAY FROM MY MOMS NAIL POLISH ITACHI! Random oneshots for your enjoyment. Rated PG because of slight language and the once-in-a-blue-moon suggestive stuffs I will try to upload at least once a week.
OROCHIMARU! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!! NO MORE SOAPS!!!
Gah, what's with that snake and soaps!?!
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 7131 | Read count: 17220 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Title: Akatsuki & Their Webkinz Kinz Chat by SincereGlomp
Rated: U [Reviews - 35]
Rated: U
[Reviews - 35]
Summary: Each time any of the Akatsuki members sit down for even the mildest of chats it ends in blood, renovations to the hide out, and general annoyance. Pein has had enough and has asked all the Akatsuki members to talk online on webkinz kinz chat.
Now with furry animals, the Akatsuki embark on the one mission S-ranked criminals might not be able to handle: eachother in chat rooms.
In response to AkatsukiLemonLover23 's challenge.
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic, MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Challenge: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 6610 | Read count: 14131 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Now with furry animals, the Akatsuki embark on the one mission S-ranked criminals might not be able to handle: eachother in chat rooms.
In response to AkatsukiLemonLover23 's challenge.
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic, MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Challenge: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 6610 | Read count: 14131 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Title: 50 Narutastic Notes of a Narutard by SincereGlomp
Rated: U [Reviews - 4]
Rated: U
[Reviews - 4]
Summary: What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more!
I SAID DON'T!!
A simple list of key warnings signs that you or someone close to you may be a Narutard. Common symptoms include unnecessary flash backs, a repetitive nature, and blatant disregard for sharp objects lodged through you skin, bone, or vertebra.
If symptoms persist be sure to not bother your doctor because this is to be expected from the number one knuckle head anime.
The following should help aide you in your diagnosis.
Category: MadFic > Parody, Essays & Tutorials > Characterization Tutorials, MadFic > Other, General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 737 | Read count: 2204 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 19/03/11
I SAID DON'T!!
A simple list of key warnings signs that you or someone close to you may be a Narutard. Common symptoms include unnecessary flash backs, a repetitive nature, and blatant disregard for sharp objects lodged through you skin, bone, or vertebra.
If symptoms persist be sure to not bother your doctor because this is to be expected from the number one knuckle head anime.
The following should help aide you in your diagnosis.
Category: MadFic > Parody, Essays & Tutorials > Characterization Tutorials, MadFic > Other, General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 737 | Read count: 2204 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 19/03/11
Title: Chunin Exams Done The Obvious Way by SincereGlomp
Rated: U [Reviews - 6]
Rated: U
[Reviews - 6]
Summary: I was re-watching the chunin exams and realized a massive gap (kansas tornado size) in Ibik's logic.
Now to buy more pudding....
Enjoy the crack fic ^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 372 | Read count: 1826 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/11 | Updated: 16/03/11
Now to buy more pudding....
Enjoy the crack fic ^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 372 | Read count: 1826 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/11 | Updated: 16/03/11
Title: Why 7 Minutes In Akatsuki Heaven Would Never Work by SincereGlomp
Rated: PG [Reviews - 7]
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 7]
Summary: I've noticed that there are a lot of '7 minutes in heaven' and 'spin the bottle' fanfics going around. I also noticed, most of them are 'Akatsuki style'. This always seems to bug me, as I don't think there is a single member of Akatsuki that would go for this. So, in summary, I wrote what I see would really happen. Enjoy my oneshot mockery of the traditional '7 minutes in heaven' fic.
^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 571 | Read count: 7077 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 11/03/11
^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 571 | Read count: 7077 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 11/03/11