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My nindo if I were a ninja: I will never turn my back on those who need my help. Can you guess that I want to be a doctor? Ninja Melon is one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world! So is Ninja Ally

If you repost this, choose your stereotype by bolding it.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore (Okay, I’m not actually one, because my school doesn’t have them, but if we did, I would be a cheerleader)

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut (not often but I do wear skirts ( gasps from people I know reading this))

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGL so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (same as cheerleader)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

 

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

 I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

 I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

 I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

 I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

 I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

 I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY. (te exception, of course, is my boyfriend and Isador )

 

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it (You don't have to)

 

 

If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason, add this to your bio.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title ot anything else for each other, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what’s going on, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

if you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If your friends consider you nuts, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.(omg…there was 1st grade when I did….and 4th when I did….O_O)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If your too lazy to copy and paste things on your profile, then copy and this on your profile.

If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and this on your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head (i always do that), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and paste this into your profile. (There’re out to get me! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

Funny Quotes

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That’s how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "Correct" or "True"? Merely vague concepts...their "Reality" may all be a mirage. Can we simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" -Uchiha Itachi

"Art is a bang!"-Deidara(HECK YA!)

"Sensei...you're still just a normal person. But I, living in an infinite universe of pain, have grown from a person into something more."-Pein

"I...find it difficult to embrace the full shinobi philosophy. I can't help but prefer that the two of you..Not force me to kill you. However, if you come at me, I will kill my own heart with my blade, just as the word "shinobi" was the words "heart" and "blade"-and act as a fill fledged shinobi would!"-Haku

"A skater broke my heart, so I broke his board."-Another person’s profile. I thought it was funny)

"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"

"You bs!" South Park

 

"When life gives you lemons, you take them, squeeze them in someone’s eyes, watch, and then run for your damn life." ~A Made Up Quote by Inkaide.

Naruto Jokes:

Kakashi + Obito = Sharingan Eye. Sharing - an - eye

Yo mama so fat, even Naruto couldn't Believe it!

Pein can make it rain

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid; she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old; Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly; Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly; she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, they made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so poor; she can't even afford to buy oxygen!

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying believe it.

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.

Ino will stop being a bitch.

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.

Orochimaru will stop being gay.

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.

Sasuke will come back to Sakura.

Karin and Sasuke will get together.

Karin will stop being a bitch.

Suigetsu will give up water forever.

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and him and Sasuke will be friends again.

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.

Deidara will admit he's really a woman.

Sasori and Sakura will get together.

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.

Tobi is in his right state of mind.

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.

Asuma will stop smoking.

Tsunade will give up gambling.

And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, (... Wait a minute. Didn't that almost happen? Have hope, Sakura!) Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together.

 

7 Ways to scare your roommates!

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadistic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the daylong When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark
My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words; He says it’s my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me
and yells at me more, I finally get free and I run for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!” I scream but it’s now much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah and I am but three, tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

I put the fun in dysfunctional-

People like you are why people like me need medication-

I like you. So when i take over the world your death will be quick and painless-

Normal people scare me-

You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you are all the same-

Hold your head up high gorgeous these people would kill to see you fall-

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Just so the world can wonder how you did it.

-Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when I see footprints on the moon.

-What happens when you're scared half to death twice?

-How do the skittle company people know what the rainbow taste like?

-Crime doesn't pay . . . does that mean my job is a crime?!

-/M/A/N/G/A/ my anti drug; cause when you addicted to manga how can you possibly afford drugs?

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die, young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder
if I’m a goldfish.

"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous

-If your clone kills you isn't that suicide?

-Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid someone's going to clean them?

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A good friend will care for you when you hurt; a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off

I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember stuff)"

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person in Demand

Put this on your
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones

because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the grounds

that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top

think something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just have to

wait for the right boy to come along,

the one who's brave

enough to climb

all the way to

the top of

the tree

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

 

 

Scary-a.. thing.. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia