Real name: Cullen Long
Membership status: Member
Member since: 05/04/08
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Beta-reader: No
I am random, creepy, and unpredictable. Become my freind at your own risk.
My favorite charecters are as follows:
1. Sai
2.Shikamaru Nara
3.Naruto Uzumaki / Sasuke Uchiha (can't decide)
4.Yondiame Hokage (The Fourth)
5.Tsunade
6.Kakashi Hatake
7.Gaara of the Hidden Sand
8.Ten Ten
9.Neji Hyuga
10.Itachi Uchiha
Favorite Phrase: Guns do not kill people, bullets do. (Made it myself *squee* do not know why I did that.)
Rated: U [Reviews - 45]
~You Know You Want To Find Out~
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 1208 | Read count: 6602 [Report This]
Published: 11/01/07 | Updated: 19/03/07
Date: 06/04/08 Title: Chapter 4: Stage Four
Shino is ghetto, Sasuke's the emo one. Favs anyways *****
Rated: U [Reviews - 153]
~Now Taking Requests on Fandoms~
~Author May Disappear at Times for She is Either on the Run or Has Been Hospitalized~
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Challenge: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Series: None
Chapters: 25 | Completed: No | Word count: 5952 | Read count: 34535 [Report This]
Published: 11/01/07 | Updated: 09/05/07
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Character Check List
That Sas*uke* thing was so funny! =3 Some of these did piss me off, but as a great man once said, "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on."
Rated: [Reviews - 26]
Just be glad this isn't the Rapunzel you grew up to know.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5808 | Read count: 8388 [Report This]
Published: 29/04/07 | Updated: 30/04/07
Date: 08/04/08 Title: Chapter 5: The Scroll Closes
Neji a princess!?! That was so funny... until the last chapter which was highly disturbing. Yay!!!
Rated: [Reviews - 8]
Category: Orphan
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 804 | Read count: 1250 [Report This]
Published: 22/05/07 | Updated: 22/05/07
Date: 06/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Sai the stalker... Yaay! He should have a theme song, should it be the one he was listning too? XXXDDD
Rated: [Reviews - 8]
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2371 | Read count: 2465 [Report This]
Published: 24/05/07 | Updated: 29/05/07
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 2: Uchiha Holiday
Itachi the Tooth Fairy!?! x_x Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *hands you a cookie* Oh no! it exploded! I shouldn't have stolen it from the Easter Bunny. Oh well.
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 12]
Hosted by Oni and Nikki
Co-Hosted by Imashime and Yabane
Mayhem and disaster? Of course!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2077 | Read count: 5573 [Report This]
Published: 26/06/07 | Updated: 26/06/07
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Intro Episode
lol X 50. I loved this. It was so AWSOME!!! Okay, okay, here's a question. Have any of the ninja taken up advertising?
Guests:Neji (cinnomon toast crunch), Lee (spandex or eyebrow wax), Jiriaya (Harry Potter books), Gaara (sleeping pills), and Kisame (gold fish).
/ These are just exmples, you don't have to use them.
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 2]
Written by Oni and Nikki
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers
Characters: Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Sai, Temari, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1249 | Read count: 2077 [Report This]
Published: 28/06/07 | Updated: 28/06/07
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: First Day
*squees for no reason* I loved it. I hope Naruto goes psycho on Sasuke for saying hi. I'd add, but my fan fics are always too small, sorry.
Rated: U [Reviews - 62]
Category: General Fiction, Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2968 | Read count: 15841 [Report This]
Published: 19/07/07 | Updated: 03/08/07
Date: 06/04/08 Title: Chapter 10: THE END (or not?)
I am a serious Narutard. Once, I actually tried to use the Sharingan like you said, and my pupils turned blue!(wtf is wrong with this nutcase)
And If you do the Uchiha glare right then it scares people crazy.(I'd be scared too.) My friends also convinced me that I could use the Summoning Jutsu to summon gigantic bunnies (I didn't have enough chakra, okay?)
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 14]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Gaara and Neji, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 1895 | Read count: 7820 [Report This]
Published: 23/09/07 | Updated: 01/12/07
Date: 06/04/08 Title: Chapter 4: Kunai Kills and Jingle Bells
Santa: And what do you want for Christmas?
Sasuke: Revenge...
Santa: You want what!?!
Sasuke: And Naruto's love. (sighs longingly)
Santa: You must be crazy, kid.
Sasuke: Give them to me! (uses Sharingan)
Santa: Yes Sasuke-kun...
Date: 06/04/08 Title: Chapter 4: Kunai Kills and Jingle Bells
I think I'll write a fic about that...
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Introduction
sorry, totally random reveiwer.
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 3]
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: CrackPair OneShots
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 562 | Read count: 1810 [Report This]
Published: 10/10/07 | Updated: 10/10/07
Date: 06/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I don't know what to say but good job anyways! I hope I have a poker to send to Kakashi on his birthday.XD
Author's Response: XD Poor Kakashi, I think we traumatized him. XD This was such crack. Glad you liked it anyway. LOL. Thanks for the review!
Rated: PG [Reviews - 22]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 3612 | Read count: 8648 [Report This]
Published: 17/11/07 | Updated: 01/09/08
Date: 05/04/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Cheers for pink aprons and burnt omletes! Thanks for the fanfic. I loved it.