Real name: Ember Montana
Membership status: Member
Member since: 30/11/07
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Beta-reader: Yes
I'M BACK. I'm back I'm back I'm back. We'll see if I still have any followers~
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 18]
Category: General Fiction, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 3961 | Read count: 25938 [Report This]
Published: 14/07/06 | Updated: 18/07/09
Date: 25/12/08 Title: Chapter 11: Have Yourself a SasuNaru Christmas
If you don't mind (and if I can get the recording equipment) I might just sing these for you to pure instramentals of the songs... Make a Naruto christmas CD for all my yaoi-lovin' Narutardy friends to enjoy. Haven't read all of 'em, but if you didn't write it, I'll make 'Shinobi Night' too...
Author's Response: That would be AWESOME. Did you go ahead and make it? If so, I\'d love to hear it if you are able to upload it somewhere. *_*
Rated: [Reviews - 9]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3296 | Read count: 1700 [Report This]
Published: 25/08/06 | Updated: 25/08/06
Date: 24/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Zoo trip
Oh. My. God. I was laughing my f***in' head off at times here! The ending was shakey, but other than that... I really liked it! Funny... heh... Sakura stopped Sasuke's nosebleed... heh... Sorry, randomish comment there... but true!
Rated: PG [Reviews - 3]
could just in case he himself died. He needed someone powerful
enough, so he tried resurrecting Yondaime. It didn't work completely,
as it twisted his thoughts and memories, bringing him to be leader of
Akatsuki. And he wants Naruto, as the Kyuubi Jinchuriki, alive,
because he remembers that he's his son. Obito didn't die, but
suffered mental damage- amnesia- and the first person he saw was an
Akatsuki member. Deidara, as he was leaving his village.
Slught spoilers for Kakashi Gaiden
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 291 | Read count: 1405 [Report This]
Published: 31/10/06 | Updated: 31/10/06
Date: 31/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Back?
TBC... what do you mean? If you really meant this we'd have a new chapter by now. UPDATE!
Other than that complaint... not half bad. A bit confusing, but...
Rated: [Reviews - 1]
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 251 | Read count: 1403 [Report This]
Published: 21/01/07 | Updated: 21/01/07
Date: 05/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: doggy no jutsu!
LOL! Dude, I loved this! It's absolutely freaking halaerious! Oh... and I dare Kakashi to take of his masks - all of them, because you know there's more than one on him - and leave them off for an inter three episodes. Also... I dare poor, innocent little Naruto to read five Icha Icha books... or act out a scene from one. His choice.
Rated: [Reviews - 10]
desperately to become stronger. A bored missing-nin is undercover as a
painter. Sometimes only an artist can see the true beauty hidden in the
portrait.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 8774 | Read count: 7279 [Report This]
Published: 10/02/07 | Updated: 26/01/09
Date: 27/01/09 Title: Chapter 4: Loyalty and Ambition
Just read this through... I find it wonderful, and cannot wait for more!
Rated: U [Reviews - 2]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1168 | Read count: 3706 [Report This]
Published: 28/03/07 | Updated: 02/04/07
Date: 05/02/08 Title: Chapter 3: Act one Scene one part 2
HA! Oh, my gods. I love you for doing this, expecially for mentioning The Reduced Shaksepear Company
(It's about two I-talian kids who kill themselves). I don't know how you'd fit it in, but if you could put the 'thing' from that in here I would love you forever. (I think you know what I'm talking about, the 'I don't really know how to describe that' 'It's indiscribably, really' thing...)
Anywho, this is great. I esp like the things like 'I will now monologue for no reason about a girl I will never get' And Kakashi's 'No. Now shut up, your boring the audience' and, of course the (Sasgay)'s that are in there. Fun, please continue with it!
Rated: 12/12A [Reviews - 12]
Category: MadFic > Script Fic
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Hoshigaki, Naruto Uzumaki, Orochimaru, Sasori, Tobi
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Akatsuki Randomness^^
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 3436 | Read count: 20263 [Report This]
Published: 19/04/07 | Updated: 24/05/08
Date: 02/03/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
It's spelled Kakuzu, just so you know...
Other than that... this makes me laugh!
Author's Response: I know thanks I wrote this a long time ago and I never went back and changed the names, but thank you^^
Rated: U [Reviews - 12]
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai
Genres: General
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 357 | Read count: 2676 [Report This]
Published: 22/06/07 | Updated: 22/06/07
Date: 31/01/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Answers!!
Hmm... Lets see here...
Deidara,
What gave you the idea to get mouths on your hands. Or were you just born that way? You must've had a helluca time teething if that was the case...
Sasuke,
... No offense, but I think your over-rated. Maybe if you actually showed some honest emotion sometime (and stopped being a power-hungry freak) I'd be more inclined to see you as a person. And whats with the hair-style? It looks like a ducks-butt! Good luck with revivng your clan and all that...
Tobi,
You ARE a good boy!
Gaara*,
... You need a hug... and a cookie... Here. *gives Gaara fresh made chocolate chip cookie and hugs*
Haku,
Boy or girl? Or both? Which is it?
*Note, this is Shippuden Gaara I'm talking to. I'm not stupid enough to hug 'proving my existance by killing' Gaara. I'd hug kid Gaara, but then I'd screw up the show...
Rated: 12/12A [Reviews - 15]
"We apologize to the fans, but there are some things we must clear up..."
The characters have some fan-made rumors to disband.
My first (posted) crack!fic, though it's not nearly as crackish as some fics are...
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Neji and Tenten
Characters: Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3319 | Read count: 4219 [Report This]
Published: 24/07/07 | Updated: 03/08/07
Date: 23/03/08 Title: Chapter 2: Inuzuka Kiba's "To the Fans"
(Really liked this. Super funny. When are you going to do Gaara? I can't wait to write a response to HIM, though he'll probably kill me. That's the best thing to do with fangirls, after all... Anywho, same as with my reveiw for Neji, I return with a letter for Kiba. Warning: Sela - roleplay character of mine, who should be with Naru-chan, no matter what SHE says about it - will be writing this response, and she's a bit of a Kiba fangirl. She's also a bit of a slut, so, yeah. Heads up.)
Hiyaz, Kiba!
The name's Sela, and I just have to say, I'm offended! By looking at the ideas of my fellow fangirls you decide you don't want to be with ME? Not all of us are like THAT you know! Some of us our sane! Like, even though Shino is totaly gay for you, you shouldn't go for him. Pick a nice girl. Like me. Please, please pick me. Also - watch out, I think he gives you fleas so he can secretly watch you bathe... Not that I blame him... I admit that I thought you hated cats. Sorry for the steriotyping... *giggle* You SHOULD get a tan. It'd be SO hawt! Hotter than you alread are, if thats possible... *sigh*
*stares at Kiba*
... anyway... back on topic! You shouldn't write us ALL off. Really. Give us a chance! Start with me. Please, oh please, start with me! I'd make a great girlfreind! I swear! I even bake dog biscuts (edible for humans too!) that Akamaru might like!
I'll wait for you forever!
Sela.
(Damn. She creeps me out sometimes, and I created her...
This was great!)
Date: 22/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Hyuuga Neji's "To the fans"
Wow. You really did capture Neji's essence here! Or am I talking to Neji in this reveiw? If I am...
Gashi, Hyuuga Neji!
My name is... not for you to know. You probably don't care anyway! Anywho, if you need something to call me by, call me Frosty. Three minutes to do your hair? Really? Mine's half your length, and it takes five for me. But then again, I can get nearly anything tangled. How the hell do you keep it from getting aweful on missions? This would be useful for capture the flag, as, for me, 'sneak across the border' means 'get into the air and throw yourself from branch to branch till you reach the flage because the rest of your class is afraid of hights.' Your hair gets VERY tangled when you do this. And falling hurts. Bad. And usually cuases people to break things. But that's besides the point...
On to the next issue! Shipping! Yes, poor Tenten was given no personality. Poor dear. I should write her one someday... You and Lee makes me feel queasy, but there's another pairing with you in it that ACCTUALLY manages to make me sick. It's Neji-Kisame. I've seen it before - by accident - and let me tell you, I didn't think I'd EVER get the taste of vomit from my mouth... Is there anyone you DO like/wouldn't mind being paired with?
Lastly... Yes. It WOULD be hard to stuff a metal pole up your arse. It'd be funy to see someone try to walk after having it done to them, though... People wouldn't be so 'Neji is destiny/fate man' if you didn't say it quite so much.
I don't want to wear your shoes. I'm sure they'd be to big, for I have freakishly small feet. Plus, I bet they don't smell the best... and my freind would steal them (she's one of your fangirls), and you probably need your shoes...
Ja ne!
Frosty
(Good job! Loved it!)
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 19]
Category: Orphan
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Maito Gai, Zabuza, Orochimaru, Rock Lee, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Temari, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Graphic lemon, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Poetry, Romance, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 | Completed: No | Word count: 5843 | Read count: 34823 [Report This]
Published: 05/08/07 | Updated: 29/02/08
Date: 01/03/08 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Now I have to write up YOUR wedding too! YAYZ! Congratz! *hugs and starts crying happily* Are you gonna have kids? If so you should go to Puerto Rico! Oh, and you're not allowed to put mask on them if they look like Kakashi, allright?
*realizes something* Oh noes! What's Itachi going to do now? Is Kakashi still going to pay child support?
Rated: U [Reviews - 30]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 286 | Read count: 9255 [Report This]
Published: 04/10/07 | Updated: 25/02/08
Date: 25/02/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Damn straight SasuNaru won! SasuNaru kicks arse and then some! No offense to SasuSaku, but... No! Sasuke belongs with Hinata or good and dead! And besides, Sakura is SO much better off with Kakashi. I don't care if he's older! They rock togeather!
Thanks for lettin' me rant,
Frosty
Author's Response: Lol. No problem. I like to read long rant reviews.
Rated: U [Reviews - 5]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2118 | Read count: 5948 [Report This]
Published: 06/10/07 | Updated: 03/03/08
Date: 03/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Act 1
Awws. Why perm. hiatus? WHY?!?! Noes! If you say you don't own the play or Naruto you should be good! Aww, wells, I can continue it in my mind...
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 1]
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Death, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2213 | Read count: 1166 [Report This]
Published: 13/11/07 | Updated: 04/02/08
Date: 23/03/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Ah. So THATS how he was able to fall unconsious. Normally that wouldn't fly and I'd call you out on it, but this makes it fit! Not a bad start. Not sure on my dedication-level to this fic, I could still take it or leave it. I'll wait a few more chapters before I decide.
It's interesting, thats for sure.
Al was a bit out of character with that insult... Thats more along the lines of what Ed would do. Al's to damned nice!
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 17]
Okay, I suck at summaries, but it's definitely worth a shot.
Large chance of OOC and le bad lingo ahead.
Ohmigosh! More than 500 reads?! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!! X3
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, OC-centric
Characters: Anko Mitarashi, Maito Gai, Hinata Hyuuga, Ino Yamanaka, Iruka Umino, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Kurenai Yuuhi, Rock Lee, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Tenten
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 22258 | Read count: 15909 [Report This]
Published: 15/12/07 | Updated: 09/05/08
Date: 04/02/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
YAYZ! Though I wan't to kill you for not putting up the next chapter. I NEED IT! Badly. Please, Kima, please! This is (as I've told you a bazillion times) great. Just great. I love it!
Frosty
Author's Response: Well, post up that wedding and I WILL post! It\'s almost ready and everything, but you\'re still behind! GET WRITING WOMAN!!
Date: 27/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow, Keems. I'm really loving this! Hurry up and write more of it! I did find a grammer problem, but it looked like more of a typo than anything else...
Rated: U [Reviews - 6]
My attempt at some humor. One shot.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 810 | Read count: 1489 [Report This]
Published: 17/12/07 | Updated: 17/12/07
Date: 10/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Food?
Wow. Sasuke and I acctually agree on something... TOMATOS ARE FRUIT, DAMNIT! Sorry, that's been an argument in my home for about a year and a half. Along with the proper pronunciation of 'Thermopaylae'... Yet Naruto and I agree as well... tomatos are nasty. I hate 'em!
Good fic. Made me laugh. Naruto's 'doom' ... wow. He's gonna have a sore ass in the morning... Though I'm not sure it will stop him from throwing tomatos at Sasuke. In fact, he'll probably do it more often...
I liked. Short. Good. No criticizms here!
Rated: 12/12A [Reviews - 14]
Category: General Fiction, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Naruto and Gaara
Characters: Gaara, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: General
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1103 | Read count: 3055 [Report This]
Published: 28/12/07 | Updated: 28/12/07
Date: 17/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: No Blueberries Added
Ramen flavored icecream...
... isn't half bad. I've had it before. Kinda disorienting, though, tasting ramen with the coldness of ice-cream...
I liked. Not your best. Not your worst either. Enjoyable.
Rated: U [Reviews - 1]
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Horror, WAFF
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1179 | Read count: 1632 [Report This]
Published: 08/01/08 | Updated: 08/01/08
Date: 03/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: A start of a chaotic day!
"After all the times we've captured you in the past. You should at least expect us to show up unannounced three days a week."
She really should! Poor Haruhi. I like this. When will you update next? Hopefully soon!
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 26]
Category: Orphan
Characters: Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 | Completed: No | Word count: 48117 | Read count: 20820 [Report This]
Published: 08/01/08 | Updated: 18/05/08
Date: 13/04/08 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: Brevity is the Soul of Wit and the Length of Your Stay
Heh. You SO stole that from Hamlet! Only it's supposed to be Camel, Crab, Whale, I beleive... Of course, Wesal works with Itachi... And I might be getting the Crab mixed up with whole "You could be as young as I, if, like a crab, you could go backwards" line...
Date: 20/04/08 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: Damn it Feels Good to be a Gansta! Part 2
You... or... um, I? oh well... chick in the story (name of 'You' for my purposes, as I couldn't like Itachi that way - He's my father for cryin' out loud!) Well, chick in the story said 'Fan-freaking-tastic' YAYZ! I love that word... Now she just needs to say 'Super Special Awesome' and it will be complete!
Good new chapter. Somehow had a feeling that subordinate would come up.
Date: 19/04/08 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta! Part 1
Not acctually an Itachi fan, but readin' this anyway... It's not half bad. You sholud make either A) A Gaara one (I'd love you forever!) or B) A Sasori one (Um... I've already promised to love you forever if you made the Gaara one so... I'll follow all of your stories here and review on every chapter? Good reviews to, not just 'I liked it' or 'it stunk')
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 5]
Angsty. I needed something to wake me up a bit from my stress and depression, and it seems angst is the best way to do that.
Hope you enjoy.
Sasunaru
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1465 | Read count: 1215 [Report This]
Published: 13/01/08 | Updated: 13/01/08
Date: 10/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Regrets Get You Nowhere
... wow... depressing. REALLY depressing. I... well... I didn't like it. I did but I didn't, you know? Like with CRANK. It was so very aweful that I loved it, y'know? That's what it's like with this story: I hated it therefore I loved it, it was aweful so it was great. I'm glad to catch a break from all the fluff I've been reading, and this was just perfect. Really makes me depressed though...
Great work. Really glad I discovered your work, will probably read and follow all your stuff now...
Frosty
Rated: U [Reviews - 2]
Category: OC-centric
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Neji Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Asuma Sarutobi, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2191 | Read count: 2745 [Report This]
Published: 27/01/08 | Updated: 05/02/08
Date: 26/02/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Attacked
Heh. Tara, you are the female Miroku, only with a bit more restraint!
This is... okay. Not great, but it's deffinately good. You need to signify when people are thinking though. I receomend 'half quotes' or italics for this. It'll make it less confusing.
Good start.
Frosty.
Author's Response: thanks i\'ll remember that
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 81]
Category: MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows
Characters: All
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5994 | Read count: 12741 [Report This]
Published: 30/01/08 | Updated: 25/06/08
Date: 15/02/08 Title: Chapter 6: TTT.TTT sob, cry, and kittens
Ha! Awesomeness! I luvs you so much right now, Shadow! BUT I LOVE GAARA MORE! *hugs Gaara nearly to death* You, Me, Gaara, and Hidan should totally go on a dobble date! We could go on a killing/sacraficing/proving our existance rampage! WHEEE!
I want Steve to tap dance. Just cuz.
I also wanna see Dei-kun and Sasori sing 'Anything You Can Do' a la Annie Get Your Guns, and Dei-kun has to sing the girls part. If you need the lyrics I have them, I did a slightly modified version for an audition recently...
Luvs ya lots!
Frosty
Author's Response: time to givee steve tap dancing lessons!