Real name: Keith
Membership status: Member
Member since: 15/01/07
Website:
Beta-reader: 1
There are two sides to each story.
Muse-(When he gets off his ass.) Lucifel
First Name: Keith
Last Name: Not telling
Sexuality: Gay
Age: 15
Location: Somewhere in the Western United States.
Occupation: beta reader/artist/student
Hobbies: Fighting, drawing, writing poetry, reading, watcing tv, surfing the net.
Likes: Anime, swords, drawing, literate stories, beta reading, practicing my fighting style, fighting, playstation.
Dislikes: Homophobes, stuck up fools, drawing life, fighting, bad games, wannabe gangsters, waiting for inspiration to strike.
Ok, ladies and gents, first thing's first: I know that my likes and dislikes have a large contradiction in them. I did this on purpose. I hate to fight someone unless I need to, but I love to have practice matches with my friends and family.
Next, you'll notice I only have about one story up. Don't expect this to change any time soon, unless inspiration suddenly takes me to write a one shot or a two shot.
Finally, I will be more then happy to beta something if you ask me to. I am already a beta reader for SamaSurreal, author of 'When Life Gives You Emails,' and the 'Sand Incest' duo.
Anyway, that's all you need to know about me at this point in time. If I think of anything else, I'll make one of those about me stories.
Your friend,
Satoyuki
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 129]“Uchiha Sasuke’s here too.”
“And Haruno Sakura!”
“WELCOME TO BEHIND THE SCENES OF NARUTO’S TALK SHOW!!!” Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura shouted.
Category: General Fiction, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 23023 | Read count: 4046 [Report This]
Published: 02/07/07 | Updated: 02/09/07
Date: 02/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction
Personally, I'd love to send Naruto some fanmail, but I'm waiting until it's either Sasuke or Itachi's turns.
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-- RamenFox : Well okay then...*sweat drops*
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Sasuke
Dear Sakura,
First off, I would like to say I loved Sasu-chan's reaction to my letter. It was priceless. Now for my question: If you weren't going out with Ino, who would you go for?
Your friend,
Satoyuki
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-- RamenFox : Good question. Very good question.
Date: 16/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Sakura
Dear Kakashi,
I would first like to clear up that yes, I am trying to enrage Sasu-chan enough so he'll try to hunt me down. Now for the question: What do you honestly think of all the pairings with you and your students?
Your friend,
Satoyuki
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-- RamenFox : How come no one compliments the chapter and just goes to the letter. Psh, typical. Anyway, LOL Sasu-chan.
Date: 05/08/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Iruka
Oh, I loved the chapter, but I'm going to enjoy this.
Dear Slutty, Disgusting Bitch,
One question and one only: How dare you do what you did to Naruto? What the fuck gave you the rights to shatter his heart? He has done more for his village then you could ever dream, and you think it's ok to try to break him? No, that doesn't fly. I promise you, if I ever find out your location, I swear on all that is holy that I will hunt you down, rip you apart and feed them to Kyuubi. How's that grab you, you sick slut?
The man who wants you dead in so many ways,
Satoyuki.
Dear Sasuke,
I promise you, I am working on a cure for the love potion the above monstrosity forced you to drink.
Your friend,
Satoyuki
Dear Naruto,
I feel so bad that you were hurt like that. If I can't find the cure, I promise I'll personally rip Sasuke's balls off and feed them to a pig.
Your eternal friend,
Satoyuki
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-- RamenFox : O_o...you\'ll rip Sasuke\'s balls off. Ow. But he doesn\'t deserve it, BITCH SHALL DIE!!! I hope you find her.
Date: 02/09/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Naruto, Sasuke, and....'It'...
Dear -throws up- Bitch,
Just setting the record straight: I have four hundred hired men waiting at the end of the talk show to come in, beat you to death, then feed you to Kyuubi. I gave you a chance to give him the antidote. You didn't take it; your fate is sealed.
Eternal hatred,
Satoyuki
Author's Response: Oooooo she is so dead!!!! xDDD
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 4]Middle School. Huh. What’s so great about it? Fights, food fights, stinkbombs, locker problems, insane teachers, dances, field trips, homework, tests, and... need I mention it?
...
Oh, fine. Romance. But I hate romance. Just like I hate middle school.
Category:
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage)
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 962 | Read count: 1381 [Report This]
Published: 03/07/07 | Updated: 03/07/07
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: School's Beginning, My Freedom Ends
Oh, god, this should be good. I hope you put the next chapter out soon.
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-- Blurble : Believe me, no school year is boring at my school. I will as soon as I finish typing it up ^^
-Blurble
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 36]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Rock Lee, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 9286 | Read count: 3257 [Report This]
Published: 04/07/07 | Updated: 20/07/07
Date: 20/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: Run Iruka, Run
I feel so sorry for Iruka, Naruto and Lee. If only thier plans to escape their stalkers WORKED, maybe they would have a chance. But, since they run from shinobi, they're screwed.
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Run Naruto, Run
Ok, I love the story. I can't wait to see what Lee is going to do to escape from a horny Kazekage. Considering Gaara has that sand of his, this should be very entertaining.
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-- Sky_blue : Indeed. I\'m already thinking of the situation. Thanks.
Lin
Date: 07/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: Run Lee, Run
I feel bad for the taijutsu master..... I wonder what will happen when Kakashi, Sasu, and Gaara eventually team up to get their targets.
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 35]But things get complicated when he falls in love with the one person he never dreamed he could ever love... what will happen then?
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 14724 | Read count: 5425 [Report This]
Published: 05/07/07 | Updated: 02/09/07
Date: 14/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: A Feeling that Can't be Denied
Awww, kissing in the park. So cute. I wonder what will happen when Tsunade and Sakura find out about this.....
Date: 06/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: An Offer That Can't Be Refused
First off, what does 'yaro' mean? Secondly.... Naru's expression was priceless!!! The only thing better was his reaction. I can't wait for you to send out the next chapter.
Date: 08/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: A Deadline that Can't be Missed
You had me rolling with the piece between Sasuke and Naruto, but that has to be the most sadistic cliff hanger you've created yet. I love the chapter, and I can't wait for the next one.
Date: 18/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: Advances that Can't be Rejected
Oooooo...... That has got to hurt. A lot. If I didn't have this very great feeling that Sasu would apologize to Naruto sooner or later, I would be hunting the boy down with the intent of skinning him alive.
Date: 03/08/07 Title: Chapter 5: Love that Can't be Returned
Wow. I mean, just flat out wow. I already can't wait for the next chapter.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 8]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 6960 | Read count: 7823 [Report This]
Published: 23/07/07 | Updated: 08/05/10
Date: 30/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: God's 10 fingers
Well, for starters, it's a good plot, excellent use of planning, but there are a lot of errors that make it harder to read. Mind if I beta read for you?
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-- sterlor007 : sure, why not...
Date: 30/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: Denial
I wonder what will happen when Ino finds out about Naruto's part in the invasion....
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 12]Summary: Sasuke and Naruto were once best friends, but they lost the best of their years they could have had together. As adults, when Naruto makes a confession that Sasuke can't handle, they lose even more.
But maybe good old Sasuke's got something bottled up inside of him too... and realize his biggest mistake was letting the blond walk out of his life.
Reviews are appreciated - no, demanded, lol. Enjoy! But be kind, it's my very first one-shot. Lol. SbP
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, WAFF
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3823 | Read count: 1654 [Report This]
Published: 03/08/07 | Updated: 03/08/07
Date: 03/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Stealing a Piece of Time
Excellent. Very good, SbP. I wish I could write half as well as you can. Then, maybe I would actually get reviews....
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-- SquareBallProduction : Lol, thanks so much. Personally, I don\'t think I am too good... but I am thankful everyone likes me! Thank you for your continuing support in my other fics.
SbP