Real name: Keith
Membership status: Member
Member since: 15/01/07
Website:
Beta-reader: 1
There are two sides to each story.
Muse-(When he gets off his ass.) Lucifel
First Name: Keith
Last Name: Not telling
Sexuality: Gay
Age: 15
Location: Somewhere in the Western United States.
Occupation: beta reader/artist/student
Hobbies: Fighting, drawing, writing poetry, reading, watcing tv, surfing the net.
Likes: Anime, swords, drawing, literate stories, beta reading, practicing my fighting style, fighting, playstation.
Dislikes: Homophobes, stuck up fools, drawing life, fighting, bad games, wannabe gangsters, waiting for inspiration to strike.
Ok, ladies and gents, first thing's first: I know that my likes and dislikes have a large contradiction in them. I did this on purpose. I hate to fight someone unless I need to, but I love to have practice matches with my friends and family.
Next, you'll notice I only have about one story up. Don't expect this to change any time soon, unless inspiration suddenly takes me to write a one shot or a two shot.
Finally, I will be more then happy to beta something if you ask me to. I am already a beta reader for SamaSurreal, author of 'When Life Gives You Emails,' and the 'Sand Incest' duo.
Anyway, that's all you need to know about me at this point in time. If I think of anything else, I'll make one of those about me stories.
Your friend,
Satoyuki
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 77]Category: General Fiction, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rock Lee, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Death, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 | Completed: No | Word count: 29800 | Read count: 8895 [Report This]
Published: 15/05/07 | Updated: 19/12/07
Date: 24/06/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 New help arrives! YAY!
I have to say it: Crazy as hell, but very good. I can't wait until everyone is back together again. I do wonder if Naruto will actually escape.... THE FOUR FANS!!!
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Thank you. Naruto escaping?....HAHAHA!!! He\'s screwed.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Thank you. Naruto escaping?....HAHAHA!!! He\'s screwed.
Rated: U
[Reviews - 11]My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away...
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2879 | Read count: 3958 [Report This]
Published: 18/05/07 | Updated: 03/09/07
Date: 19/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Sunshine
Painful but very emotional. I love it.
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 434]“I’m Haruno Sakura.” Sakura said giving a peace sign.
“Uchiha Sasuke.” Sasuke said still glaring.
“Welcome to Naruto’s talk show. Here YOU are able to pick a topic and a guest to go on here and we talk about it!"
Category: General Fiction, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 | Completed: No | Word count: 64074 | Read count: 19518 [Report This]
Published: 20/05/07 | Updated: 18/12/07
Date: 22/05/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Naru/Saku
I love the show. Really nice. And, just to piss Sasuke off, I say you should do an Ita/Sasu chapter, with Itachi and Kisame as guests.
Author's Response: ..................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am SOO doing that!!! thank you for the topic i\'ll be right on it soon.
Date: 23/05/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Temari or Ino?
Nice work on the new chapter. I'm glad my idea is a good one, and I have anoher for you: Neji/Sasu/Gaara, with Neji and Gaara as guests.
Author's Response: *Sigh* Sure! I have a lot of other chapters to write up though. I\'ll do it anyway since it\'s another good idea.
Date: 27/05/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Ita/Sasu
I couldn't have written it better if I tried. I'm so glad I suggested the topic.
Author's Response: Your welcome. I\'ll do any topic any one requests. Cause I\'m great like that. LOL Just kidding.
Date: 24/06/07 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 Shika/Tem
Ok, I don't know if anyone has asked for this topic yet, but how about Orochi/Sasu, with Orochimaru, Itachi and Kabuto as guests?
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : O_o...
...
...
...
Dude...YOU ROCK!!! LOL xDDDDDD That is so creepy but funny! No one has asked for this topic before do it\'s okay! LOL
Date: 26/06/07 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 Dealing with Fangirls
Twenty bucks says Sasuke waits until Naruto's tired, then rapes him for about five hours straight. Any takers?
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : I bet forty dollars that Sasuke will rape Naruto right then and there! xD
Date: 26/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction
Got another idea for you, inspired by the story 'Come Come Wateringhole,' by Rasengen22. Oro/Jira. Now that should be interesting.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Wow, so many Oro/? Couples...kind of creepy. But as always i will accept this!
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : You want Jiraiya and Orochimaru as guests? Do you want Tsunade in there too?
Date: 27/06/07 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 Dealing with Fangirls
Good point, that would be a suckers bet.... Anyway, I have another idea for you: Oro/Jira with Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraya as guests. In case you're wondering, it's inspired by 'Come Come Wateringhole.'
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Okay...xD
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 LeexSaku
Ok, just in case someone hasn't already requested it, LeeGaara, so we can have Sasuke's plan work. BTW, I love the chapter.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Someone had requested LeexSaku then GaaxLee, obviously. Don\'t worry about it. ^_^ Thanks for the review, xD
Date: 16/07/07 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 Yaoi and Yuri...and random stuff
Very amusing. I loved it, even though it did get creepy towards the end.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : How creepy? xD
Date: 27/07/07 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 Why is Sasuke Gay? Part 1
-loads three shotguns- Just one thing: Tell me where Ugly, Stupid and Bitch live so I can blast their asses to Kingdom Come!
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : xD LOL
Sadly I don\'t know...but i will find out...
Rated:
[Reviews - 18]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7353 | Read count: 10651 [Report This]
Published: 22/05/07 | Updated: 30/05/07
Date: 22/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Interesting. I'll have to read the next couple of chapters to see if I like it.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 216]It was the dropping of a note.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Deidara, Sakura Haruno, Rock Lee, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenges: Naruto as a Seme!!,
Challenge: Naruto as a Seme!!,
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18324 | Read count: 52088 [Report This]
Published: 26/05/07 | Updated: 23/08/07
Date: 29/06/07 Title: Chapter 13: Know Who I Am?
Oh, that is an evil cliffhanger. You have made it where I really want to see the next chapter.
______________________________________________
-- A Vampires Butterfly : Thank you! I know...I\'m just evil like that, but don\'t worry, you will get the next chapter as soon as I make it! Glad you liked it! Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
Date: 05/07/07 Title: Chapter 14: Punch Break
Ok, twenty bucks says the fricken "Jaws Entrance" cords play when Neji, Gaara and the army of fangirls move in. Wonderful chapter.
______________________________________________
-- A Vampires Butterfly : *le gasp* OMG!!! I am so going to add that in the next chapter!!! *nods furiously, scribbling it in her handy dandy fanfiction yaoi fangirl notebook!* Thank you! Glad you liked it! Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
Date: 09/07/07 Title: Chapter 15: Why Are They All Perverts?!?
Exit the 'Jaws' theme and enter a song people think goes with fighting. This is gonna be good. -grabs popcorn and soda-
______________________________________________
-- A Vampires Butterfly : Nah, I think I\'ll stick with the Jaws theme, you\'ll see why next chapter if it goes how I plan. Thanks again! Glad you like it! Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 16: Saving A Damsel In Distress
Oh, my, how very kinky. I love it, and I can't wait for the next chapter.
______________________________________________
-- A Vampires Butterfly : Oh you think that\'s kinky? *grins evilly* You should see what I have planned next! *evil laughter* Glad you liked it! Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
Date: 23/08/07 Title: Chapter 17: The Steamy End
Vamp, I am a bit agrivated with you for taking so long, but I accept your smutty apology. I love it; you should really do an epilouge our an after-story one shot. Can't wait for your next story!
Your friend,
Satoyuki
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 3]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1868 | Read count: 1130 [Report This]
Published: 07/06/07 | Updated: 07/06/07
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Demon within
Very sad. Very good. I enjoyed it, but if you ever need a beta reader for your other stories, drop me a line.
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 84]Sasuke is Naruto Uzumaki's pet dog and he wants this Kiba dead. With many new plots happening to him he has to think of many new plans to stop all the madness. With the help of his other smart friends like him, he finds ways to always be what he is called today. And that's the Dog Devil.
Pretty retarded, I know.
Category: General Fiction, Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Rock Lee, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 | Completed: No | Word count: 18156 | Read count: 14153 [Report This]
Published: 08/06/07 | Updated: 18/12/07
Date: 14/07/07 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 Gaara and Neji to the rescue! Part 1
Really..... Hard..... Girly.... Slaps..... ROFL!!! Now, I have to admit that the entire chapter is halarious, but that just pulled it together perfectly.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : You are about the third person to comment about that! xDD I\'m glad I put that in, people thinks it\'s funny! YAY! Thank you.
Date: 25/06/07 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Threatened
That's right, your fic, your rules. Just don't send the Sasukes over to my house. I don't think I could handle that much of the bastard...... Especially not the Emo Sasuke. He's so creepy..... Anyway, I love the chapter, can't wait for the next one.
Your friend,
Satoyuki
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Yeah...Emo Sasuke is so...suicidal. LOL Thanks!
Date: 24/06/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 The meeting 3/ Hungry
Well, for starters, I personally think you're nuts. But, I can't talk, since I am, too. And, by the way, excellent work on the chapter and story. I can't wait for the next one.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Thanks!!!...I think. How am i nuts? Is it because I take advantage of the Naruto characters and turn them into complete morons and asses and humiliate them and make most of them gay?
If so, then everyone on here is nuts too. xD Thanks for the review!
Date: 24/07/07 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 Gaara and Neji to the rescue! Part 3
Oh, god, this is so good. I almost feel sorry for poor Kiba..... -shivers at the ideas of what Sasu-chan could do to the man-
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : ^_^ Thank you!
Sasuke is going to kick Kiba\'s ass. Or will he? ...
Date: 09/07/07 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 The second plan/ Whoops
-hears funeral music- This won't be good. It's almost too dreadful to watch. Almost, but not quite. Loved the chapter.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : Funeral music. xD Poor Sasuke, people are already planning his funeral.
Date: 17/07/07 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 Gaara and Neji to the rescue! Part 2
Oh, that is a MEAN cliff hanger!!! How can you be so cruel to the readers who love your work? T-T Just kidding. Loved the chapter.
______________________________________________
-- RamenFox : What do you mean? Hm, that did seem like a cliffhanger. lol Thanks for reviewing. xD