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Penname: Deadly Dream [Contact]
Real name: Rachael
Membership status: Member
Member since: 04/12/06
Website: shadowedarknessxx.deviantart.com
Beta-reader: 0
A whisper in the wind
Another one`s rising
This is something
We`ve all seen before

Another one leaves
And those same words
Are repeated over and over
But it never gets easier

Some thing that comes
With every passing time
Some one leaves
And the words never change

Feelings always the same
It`s something that will never end
And though you might want it to
They will never stop

Each are missed
Just some more then others
And those words will never end
The cursed words of Good bye



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Title: Blasting Off Again! by Nikki_Yaoi
Rated: 15 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: As if their TV being broken wasn't bad enough, what's even worse is that Orochimaru had been plotting. Now, stuck in the world of...pokemon...WAIT! Pokemon?! They have to catch them all to get out...if they can get through it without killing eachother in the process.

An Akatsuki Humor Fic

Co-Written by Oni_Chan
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Orochimaru, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha, Kabuto Yakushi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Blasting Off Again
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2084 | Read count: 3085 [Report This]
Published: 15/06/07 | Updated: 15/06/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 16/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Flames and Snakes

Lol, they are all stuck with the some what evil alien as lead, this should be good. xD



Title: You Deserve Much Better Than Me by Nikki_Yaoi
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Neikan regrets what he did, now he sits on a cold bed, with the one he loves missing...and he will never be able to get her back, because in his mind, he thinks she deserves much better than him.



NeiHari Song fic(OCxOC)
Category: Het Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: The Doom of Konoha
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 745 | Read count: 477 [Report This]
Published: 15/06/07 | Updated: 15/06/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 15/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Better Than Me

Nya, that was so sad Nikki. I love it!^^



Title: Akatsuki's Alien by Oni_Chan
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 13]
Summary: No, this is not about a little green man working for the Akatsuki.
Uchujin has always been an oddball in life. And thanks to meeting a greedy man in the street one day, her life takes a turn to the darker side.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 5924 | Read count: 6537 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/07 | Updated: 28/06/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 18/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Stray Death, Assassin Born

*snickers* I love Uchujin, she`s such a cute, loveable, evil alien.xD *looks at Kyouya* He sounds and looks like Oro kind of Oni.>
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-- Oni_Chan : *falls over giggling* I swear! That was unintentional! Im like writing alalala nd reread it liek Oh ...damn... oh well xD hahah



Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 18/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Learning of Clouds

*giggles* I LOVE her! She so fun sama, she`s a spaz and spazzes are so fun!!^^
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-- Oni_Chan : *giggles* She gets spazzier >< hehe her senseis havent come in >D *higgles*
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-- Sasuke_Luvr : OMG!!! ONI!!! I LOVE HER!!! *glomps Uchujin* *pets* ALIEN!!! GO GET POPCORN FROM YOUR FELLOW PEOPLES!!! *faints* Okay, I\'m good now.....She a spazz, like..........uh........ME!!! *spins and falls off chair* WEEEEEEEE!!! Okay, WRITE MORE GOD DAMNIT!!! *grabs bazooka* MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! xD



Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 18/06/07 Title: Chapter 3: New Clouds Roll In

*giggles* Uchujin is so sneaky, well better with Hidan and Kakuzu then with Itsui at least. I want to see her become a spaz and get corrupted, damn the laws of physics and my inability to spead up time. *pouts*
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-- Oni_Chan : *snickers* Itsui managed to keep her on the brink of sanity now playing shadow with hidan and kakuzu... sanity? sanity ran away from them two *snickers* We\'re getting there



Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 23/06/07 Title: Chapter 4: Alien Amongst Clouds

Lmfao, I absolutely adore Uchu, she`s just so fun and her selective hearing and intrest in Jashin is even better.xD
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-- Oni_Chan : *giggles* Yeyeye Yes selective hearing for teh win!



Title: Kon Torikae no Jutsu by Oni_Chan
Rated: 18 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Life isn't easy when you share a home with your mortal enemy. Kimi knows this from experience seeing as her fellow Akatsuki member is none other than Uchiha Itachi. But when a freak accident in the woods turns her into Itachi's very much male lover... Things take a turn for the worse... way worse.

Written by Oni and Nikki
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1741 | Read count: 1060 [Report This]
Published: 19/06/07 | Updated: 19/06/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 19/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Backfire in the Woods

*giggles* God Oni, this is gonna be very interesting when the two wake up. xD
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-- Oni_Chan : *giggles* I cant wait to seee the reactions they have ..if anything like on msn... hehehehe



Title: Okay, We're All Screwed by CrimsonClover
Rated: 15 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 63]
Summary: With everything that we as authors do to the cast of Naruto, they finally decided to strike back. Remember that one crack pairing you wrote or that random crack fic? Yeah, they found out and they're pissed. I would suggest joining the witness protection program, but they'll find you. Cause they're ninjas. Rawr.
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: Anko Mitarashi, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Maito Gai, Haku, Hidan, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Kisame Hoshigaki, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuuga, Orochimaru, Rin, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Zabuza
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 | Completed: No | Word count: 13928 | Read count: 36704 [Report This]
Published: 21/06/07 | Updated: 30/06/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 21/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Jess' Kidnapping

xD I love it danna, so fun.>< We knew it was coming, just didn`t predict when.



Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 21/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Eh, Guess That Wasn't Smart

Nice Nikki but I will kick you for that insult to Ita.



Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 22/06/07 Title: Chapter 5: Pissing Off Immortals is Bad

OMG that was great sama.xD *giggles* Manly girl.xDD



Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 23/06/07 Title: Chapter 15: Reading/ Watching Yaoi Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Pants

Yay, glad to hear some one thought I was a genius even if it was stupid to do. Woo, I get to go home with danna and the others. :D ....Leave Ty, he needs to learn not to 'let' blobs knock him out.



Title: Who wants to be a millionaire! by Artemiy
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: This is a quiz show you might've seen on TV where one has to pass 15 questions by choosing one of four answers given. There's no preliminary, because YOU choose who will host and participiate the game! You are also very welcome to post specific questions you want the player to answer! A sample game is in the first chapter, so even if you haven't seen the game you'll get the hang of it ^^'

Please if you choose an OC, give me his/her description ^^

WARNING: Very Random! I mean, really Very Random!!! Can be some OOC since I have little experience in Naruto fics yet...
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1435 | Read count: 2286 [Report This]
Published: 22/06/07 | Updated: 23/06/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed
Date: 23/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Game 1. H-Deidara, P-Kakashi.

xDD I love it Art-kun, so fun. *glomps*

*sits on head* Resquest? Hmm.... Host=Sasori, Contestant=Hidan, and all questions on Akatsuki and the tailed beasts.^^
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-- Artemiy : Thanks ^^\' Sure, right after Itasasu I\'ll start it! ^_^



Title: Shinobi Insider by Oni_Chan
Rated: 15 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Shinobi Insider. Normal talk show for ninja? Of course not! Where’s the fun in that?

Hosted by Oni and Nikki
Co-Hosted by Imashime and Yabane
Mayhem and disaster? Of course!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2077 | Read count: 5542 [Report This]
Published: 26/06/07 | Updated: 26/06/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed
Date: 26/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Intro Episode

Yay, I love it! Nice chapter Nikki.xD Any who, what to contribute, what to contribute?
*ponders* Topic.......Are most Hinata pairings crack? *knows the answer but can`t think of any thing better and doesn`t want any thing to happen to Ita, just incase some one posts first and this becomes one of Nikki`s*
Guest..... Hinata, and who ever else you want. My brain died from reading /writing about your clone.
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-- Oni_Chan : hehehe *pats* So I get to write about hina crack? Oh joyous joy CLONE



Title: The Jashin Family by Oni_Chan
Rated: 15 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 34]
Summary: They say some families are big while others are crazy, well in this case it`s both. A family full of pervs, men giving birth, a talking family dog, and children sacrificing random things to their Jashin-sama who knows what the hell is gonna happen next.

Only to be updated by The Jashin Family. You know who you are
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: Hidan, Jiraiya, Shikamaru Nara
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 2557 | Read count: 6740 [Report This]
Published: 27/06/07 | Updated: 07/01/08


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 27/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Begining of the End

YEYEYE, family fic is up. Oh and so you know this is how it happened.

*flash back*

Wickedly Seth has joined convo
Kendra: Hi? .....Who are you?
Nikki: Your mom
Rachael: Nikki, you beat me too it.xD
Kendra: Ok, Hi mom.
Wickedly Seth: I`m not your mom!
Nikki: Yes you are.
Rachael: Denile!
Amanda er The Manda Panda: Just go along with it.
Wickedly Seth: Fine

*end flash back*

And give it less then a day and you get plot for fic.xD
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-- Oni_Chan : *falls over laughing* Gawd we have zero on the life scale but damn it amuses us to no end xDD



Title: Akatsuki Kindergarten!? by Neko Ninja Chick
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 25]
Summary: Sure we all know the Akatsuki as the bad guy group in Naruto, but...how were they when they were young? And how exactly did they meet? The insanity starts here...when they were in kindergarten.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Orochimaru, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1440 | Read count: 6666 [Report This]
Published: 30/06/07 | Updated: 05/08/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 04/08/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 A badass group of five year olds?

*giggles* I loveed Tobi`s, who doesn`t want to be a fluffy enchilada?xD
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-- Neko Ninja Chick : XDDDD The other members of the Akatsuki sure dont want to be one XD



Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 05/08/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Sleep Over at Itachi's place

*falls over giggling* Yes, evil alien ducks!xD Great as always Neko.^^
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-- Neko Ninja Chick : XD Thanks Rae Rae!



Title: Bad Luck vs Good Luck by Oni_Chan
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: What happens whe Tobi brings a black cat into the Akatsuki and Deidara tries to counter the effects?

~Another Friday the 13th Fic~
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Tobi
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 736 | Read count: 1800 [Report This]
Published: 12/07/07 | Updated: 12/07/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 12/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Bad Luck vs Good Luck

*falls over laughing* You had to just bring the cats into this again.xD Tobi crossed the line between fun and stupid there. *hands cookies*
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-- Oni_Chan : Yes! KITTIES! *snickers* But thats Tobi for ya so hehehe COOKIES *spins* AND I DIDNT FALL!



Title: Dreams by candysawks
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Sasori can't sleep. Maybe it has something to do with Deidara being in the same room?Sasori x Deidara. Fluff and Yaoi.
Category:
Characters: Deidara
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1422 | Read count: 1341 [Report This]
Published: 16/07/07 | Updated: 16/07/07


Reviewer: Deadly Dream Signed Liked
Date: 16/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Omg, there really is more SasoDei on the site. *giggles* Naughty, naughty Saso having dirty dreams, he needs to go to Dei`s room.xD