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World news at seven by Kitara Namakazi

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CHANNEL 42 WORLD NEWS

*Theme music*

Konan: Hello and welcome to the Six o’clock news…I am Konan and now I am joined by one of my co-hosts, Zetsu.

Zetsu: as the investigation into the case of missing girl by the name of Mary Laviner and her sheep
Mmm sheep…
Have been missing for the forth consectitive day, all attention has been focused on the local Butcher by the name of Carrioni Slen…
Eh?
Who had a history of child abductions and had moved here to have a family. Mary Laviner was his daughter…

Konan: *wipes tears away* I hope that child is found all right…*ahem* Now to cross over to our on the road correspondent, Deidera…

Deidera: Hello Konan. Well today was the last round of the Cosplay competions before the finals and I am happy to have a finalist here. This is Riccan, and she has dressed as…

Riccan: Actually, you. *laugh* what a concidence…

Deidera: yeah…how many are in your performing group?

Riccan: six. There is Rosie…she’s Konan. Devance, he’s Hidan.*Points at the crowd behind them* Cherie is Tobi. Lavani is Kakuzu and Jordan is Itachi…

Group: Wooo hoooo!

Riccan: and me, of course…

Konan: Can we have a close up of the chick that is me?

Rosie: umm…hi

Konan: do I really look like that?.

Tobi: tobi thinks you should maintain focus Konan

Konan: fine… Now to the financial component of our show…Kakuzu

Kakuzu: *bored* as the down Jones falls back a little bit, all eyes are on the new player in town. A corperation by the name of Pheonix-Bluestar who has just aquired a quarter of the shares of Mircosoft and our family network, Cartoon Network. Pheonix-Bluestar have been around for as long as one could remember…..drondronedronedronedronedronedrone GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY YOU TIGHT ASSES!
Konan: Umm…after the break, we will be updated on the Cosplay competition and will be joined by Pein, the weather man.

*ADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSADSAD*

Tobi: what did Tobi S-P-E-L-L out to you Kakuzu!

Kakuzu: You don’t pay me enough to get my attention!

Tobi: That is what Tobi means gah!
I hate this job sometimes
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