*Six people walk into a room*
Coraku: Why do we have to come? I have a flute and Im not afraid to use it!
Shinzu: DONT! Okay so me, Tuki, Miar, Lily, Hior, and Coraku...thats all of us...now what?
Hior: I dont know.....
Miar: I want ramen!!!
*Door opens and someone walks in.*
Ree: Muahahahahahahah!
All: *Scared*
Ree: Welcome to the torture room! Ahahaha! *Walks out of room and drags Tayuya and Hidan in* These are my torture assistants!
Coraku: *Twitches*
Tuki: Whats wrong, Coraku?
Coraku: Im going...to be tortured...by THEM! *Points to Hidan and Tayuya*
Lily: Whats so wrong about that?
Hidan/Tayuya: -_-
Shinzu: Why are they here?
Ree: Because...more torture for Coraku! *Laughs evily* Being tortured by his parents! >:D
Tuki: THEY are your parents?!
Coraku: Shut up! This is bad.....Mom isnt effected by my flute...and dad is not affected by anything....*Twitches*
Hior: Heh, at least dad isnt here...my dad....
Shinzu: Okay....Im confused..
Ree: Sit! Now!
*All isntantly sit to the floor*
Ree: Okay...here's torture time part one! *Takes out plate of cookies*
Shinzu: How will that torture us?
Lily: Yeah, its a plate of cookies.
Hidan: Yes it is-
Tayuya: -But this torture is for Hior!
*All look at Hior*
Hior: Must...not...take...cookies...
Coraku: -_- You torture him by making a plate of cookies....
Ree: Duh! *Watches Hior* You cant have any! *Gives one to everyone but Hior* EAT!
Hior: You. Are. MEAN!
Coraku: *Eats cookie*
Shinzu: Okay...*Eats it* Why..?
Lily: I dont know...
Miar: Why are you asking?! Its free, just eat it! *Wolfs it down*
Tuki: Thats was good ^^
Ree: AHAHAHAH! Hior LOVES cookies! 'Specialy peanutbutter!
Hior: *Resisting* Thats it...*Stands up and tackles Ree* NOT FAIR NOT FAIR! I WANT A COOKIE!
Tayuya: You hang around Tobi too much.
Hior: SHUT UP! *Pokes Ree*
Ree: *Laughing evily* NO! *Stands up and runs to other side of room*
Miar: HAHA! Serves your right for poisoning Tuki!
Hior: *Glares*
Shinzu: You evil people!
Hidan: Yeah...shes evil...
Ree: Nahnahnahnahnahna! *Hides cookies under couch*
Hior: Heeeyyyy!!!
Coraku: Can I knock 'em out?
Hidan: No.
Coraku: Well, I am anyway! *Throws earmuffs at Shinzu, Tuki, Miar, and Lily* Put them on. *Takes flute out*
Ree: O.o Uh-oh..
Hior: NNNUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! *Hides behind couch*
Tayuya: Why did we come here again?
Hidan: I dont know..
Coraku: *Starts playing a song*
Hior: Ahh! Its his lulaby song! *Covers ears but is knocked out*
Ree: *Falls to the floor*
Shinzu: *Takes ear muffs off* What did you do?
Tuki: That was...odd...You play flute?!
Coraku: DUH! *Points to Tayuya*
Hidan/Tayuya: Where outta here...*Walks out*
Coraku: YES! THEY ARE GONE!
All: .....
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Chapter notes: Ree is me btw ;-)
Tayuya is like...26 right now...Idk if she is alive or dead because I skipped the attack of the sound people part.