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Hot Pink Bunny by IDK, 20punkprincess

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Story notes: its zel's birthday people!!!! so we'll make it REALLY funny for ya'll!!! YA!!
Chapter notes: today is zel's birthday. and yesterday... we decided to make my present for her a fic, since my money has disappeared from me and had gone in my bro's wallet.....mysterious isn't it?? so today we celebrate with a funny fic!!! LOL
disclaimer:
hina: um.....i-i....c-c-c.j.....d-d-d-d----
me: can we please get another disclaimer?!?!?
zel: no! this is funny!!!
*so we watched Hinata make fun of herself for thirty minutes and finally got bored.*
zel: ya, i'm bored.
me: told ya soooo.
zel: watever. who'll do it??? Sakura and Ino are too busy making out to do anything....
me: SASUKE!!!!!
sasu: wut?
zel: hey!!! i told ya i didn't want him to be here!!
me: SINCE you aren't going to be in this one.... want to do the disclaimer??
sasu: sure---wait, WHY am i NOT gonna BE HERE??? with MY NARUTO?!?!?!
me: zel's birthday.... so it's like.... your extra, EXTRA torture day. sorry man, but that's the rule with birthdays. the person whose aging gets to pick cause they're aging.
sasu: what about you??
me: i'm already twelve. Zel's JUST turning twelve.
sasu: sooooo, YOUR older?!?!!?
me: yup.
sasu: SHE'S TALLER THAN YOU!!!
me: so???
sasu: ...... good point.
zel: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
sasu: why???
zel: SO WE CAN STALK SOME COUPLES!!!
sasu: why is Kiba here and not me???
me: dunno.
sasu: is that why your name's IDK???
me: yup. i do things randomly.
sasu: oh.
zel: DO IT!!! NOW!!!
sasu: neither of these girls own Naruto and others.
me & zel: THANK YA!!!!
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*stalk stalk*
the girl watched hinata walk up to ino ans sakura.....
hina: ummm....h-how d-d-did you g-g-guys kn-know t-that y-you were l-l-l-l-....... *runs away*
saku: lesbian?
ino: i think so.....
saku: how DID we become les???
ino: dunno, but it did us good.
saku: yea..... hinata's cute huh??
ino: yep. heard she had a nice body too.
saku: im jealous.
ino: dont be!! you'll grow!
saku: really?
ino: i sure hope so!!!
saku: ino!!! your DEAD!!!!!!
ino: *runs away*
saku: *hits wall that gets shattered then runs after ino*
zel: operation 'hot pink bunny' starto!!!!
walkie talkie: good. ramen's dogs' operation starts too!!
zel: heh. this is sooo going to be fun, right c.j.?
c.j *in walkie talkie* yep. definitely.
^^^^^_^^^^^^^^^^^^^_^^^^^^^^^^^^^^_^^^^^^^^^^^^_^^^^^^^^^^
*with c.j.*
*stare stare*
kiba: h-hey n-n-nar-r-uto.....uh....
naru: w-w-what?
kiba: do-do y-you feel s-so-someone s-st-staring at u-us?
naru: y-yea. u-u to-too?
kiba: u-uh huh. *nods head*
naru & kiba: *turns head in a blink of an eye but didn't see anyone staring at them* they were in Ichiraku Ramen. eating, you guessed it!!! RAMEN. somehow.... naruto got kiba to buy him ramen....go figure.
kiba: okay..... this is too creepy!!! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!
naru: GO PAY FIRST!!!!
and so.... kiba paid. and they didn't even see the girl on the roof top with a walkie talkie in her hand.
c.j.: heh. heh. sasuke's so~ going to kill you zel.
zel *walkie talkie*: i know. so what?
c.j.: fine. but they're both bi sooooo, this is going to be tough for me.
zel: stop complaining.....i have to take care of three girls.

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zel: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL* falls to the ground* ......... DAMN! they stopped.
ino: did you hear something?
saku: .......... nope.
ino: oh.
.....................................................................................................
silence.
ino: okay,one more my time.
*nick pops out of nowhere*
zel: *whispers* WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM??????????????
nick-monkey: huh? i dunno. i was in the ........ a second ago.
zel: where?
nickelodeon: park.....yea.
zel: no, seriously.
nickel: home.....watching t.v.
zel: oh.
nick: yea.....
zel: oooooh!!!! they're starting!!!
sakura: AHHHH!!!!
nick: wha-??? OMFG!!! O////O
ino: i-i just heard someone.
zel: shush!!!
saku: watever.
zel: ....... yes!!!!!!
nick: O/////=*twitch* what are ya doing?
zel: stalking couples. y?
nick: isn't that against the law?
zel: not in here.
nick: where the heck are we???
zel: IN THE LAND OF------
*walkie talkie* c.j.: DON'T SAY WET DREAMS!!!
zel: fine...... IN THE LAND OF NARUTO-TARDS!!!!
nick: =_=. im not a tard. or a naruto tard. so why am i here?
c.j.: fanfics authors can do anything here. so i 'invited' you....by the way..... you still sound like a girl.
nick: ........ how do i get out?
zel: BY STALKING COUPLES!!!!!!
c.j.: to be continued since zel doesn't want to continue.... BYES!!!!!
nick: NO~!!!!!! I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
zel: BYE!!!!!!
Chapter end notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEL!!!!!
note to sasuke: NARUTO WAS NOT CHEATING ON YOU!
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