“Yo, wut up?” Naruto said as he walked into the room. Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke looked up.
“Naruto what are you wearing!?” Sakura yelled as she saw the new head band that covered the entire top of his head and his pants hanging below his butt revealing his green boxers to all who happened to look.
“It’s called a do-rag foo.” Naruto said crossing his arms in front of his chest.
“Naruto are your pants to big?” Kakashi asked inquisitively.
“No. It’s Gangsta, G.” Naruto replied holding his crotch as he walked around. “This be a new look I be pickin’ up from some ninja, that comes from anotha village, dig?”
“Naruto, your such a moron.” Sasuke said under his breath.
“You bes be shutin’ ya mouf befo I bus out ma piece an’ pop a cap in ya hide!” Naruto yelled pointing his finger like a gun at Sasuke.
“If your going to keep acting like an idiot then please leave.” Sakura ordered Naruto.
“What eva.” Naruto said as he walked out the door still holding onto his crotch.
[15 minutes later]
“Oh, umm, Naruto.” Hinata mumbled as she walked into Naruto on the street. “What are you wearing?”
“It’s ma new look. It’s Gangsta. You be diggin’ it?”
“Oh, umm, I guess.” Hinata said trying to keep from giggling at seeing his boxers.
“Well anyways, I be likin’ dis now and I gotsa go. Catch ya lata, I’m out” Naruto thumping his chest and flashing a peace sign at Hinata.
[Later]
“Yo, bushy dog! What ya think of ma new look?” Naruto yelled to Rock Lee who was standing next to Gai a few yards away from Naruto. When Rock Lee and Gai turned to look at Naruto their hair stood on end at the sight before them. As Naruto had run over his pants fell down, taking his boxers with them, unbeknownst to Naruto. “What you be lookin like dat fo?” Naruto said as he reached to hold his junk again, it hit him what had happened instantly. “OH MY GOD!” Naruto screamed as he pulled up his pants and ran away.
“Sensei, what is the matter with him?” Rock Lee whispered to Gai.
“Well , you see, Lee. The spirit of youth affects everyone differently.” Gai said with a look of terror still on his face.
“Ah I see.” Lee said putting his fist into his hand.
[A few days later]
“Naruto, the Hokage wants to see you.” Sakura said from the couch she was sitting on.
“I be bein’ on ma way den.” Naruto sadi as he stood up, making sure his pants were on securely.
[At the Hokage’s]
“Naruto you need to stop this “Gangsta” nonsense. It’s really quite embarrassing to not only yourself, but everyone else in the village. I’ve received letters of complaint juts saying ‘Make the goofy kid with blonde hair quite wearing his pants at his knees’.” The Hokage said before he was interrupted by Naruto.
“Hey, it took me two hours to learn how to walk with them that low without them falling down.”
“Naruto...”
“Yes sir, besides I’m tired of talking like that anyway, I feel stupider when I do.” Naruto told him as he rubbed the back of his head smirking.
“Yes, I see.” The Hokage answered rolling his eyes. There was a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” The Hokage called.
“It’s me, Kurenai sir. We’ve got another problem.” Kurenai announced.
“Please, do come in and tell me what it is.” The Hokage answered.
“Well, I brought it with me.” Kurenai walked in with Hinata in front of her. Hinata was wearing a do-rag like Naruto’s and had her pants low enough that you could plainly see her purple panties. At the sight of this Naruto’s and the Hokage’s eyes became bigger than their heads, as they fell over.
“Hi Naru- I mean. What up G? I be diggin’ dis look now too.”
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