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Wierd Naruto Commercials by shadowdragon

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Story notes: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Chapter notes: I am bored.... can you tell?
(before commercial shooting, backstage)

Shikamaru: (from inside a shabby looking dressing room with a cardbord star on it) I am not coming out! I look stupid!!!

Shadow: YOU HAVE TO! If you don't come out, then you won't get paid!

Shika: why do I need money anyway?

Shadow: So you can finally move out of the cardbord box i gave you to sleep in at night while I forcibly make you stay here and shoot stupid commercials! YOU SNORE!

Shika: *snore*

Shadow: *twitch* he fell asleep *twitch* HIDAN!!

*hidan comes running down the hallway*

Shadow: hidan, break down the door and get Shika on stage please!

Hidan: yes, darling...

shadow: *giggle*

*Hidan breaks door down and drags shika away while he is still asleep and dressed in a cow suit. hidan leaves him on a well lit stage*

Shika: *wakes up with a gallon of milk beside him* Where am I? Wait, why is there a gallon of milk here? uh oh... the commercial!

Shadow: *sitting in a directors chair with a megaphone* ANNNNND ACTION!!!

*Gaara the camera guy points a camera at shika*

Shika: Ummmm.. uh... I like milk... uh..it goes well with muffins... and if you shake it, you can make butter...and...uh...butter goes well on muffins too...

Shadow: CUT! PERFECT! Gaara, don't you have a pregnant fiance to take care of?

Gaara: She is on vacation... she will be back tommorrow though... or the next day.

Shadow: oh... HIDAN-KUN! GET ME MUFFINS AND TAKE SHIKA TO HIS BOX!

Hidan: Yes, dear... *drags Shika away*

Shadow: I train him so well! ^^
Chapter end notes: I need ideas for commercials!
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