Real Ninjas......
Real ninjas… love blowing things up *points at Deidara with his clay, and other ninjas using letter bombs*
Real ninjas... think they’re Spider Man *points at Sasori and Kankuro with their chakra strings, Sasuke with his thread, and everyone else standing upside down*
Real ninjas… accessorize *points at all the Akatsuki’s painted nails and their rings*
Real ninjas… have mini-me’s *points at Gai and Lee, and Orochimaru and Sasuke*
Real ninjas... love ramen *points at Naruto slurping his ramen*
Real ninjas… have long hair *points at Itachi, Deidara, Neji, Jiraya, and Orochimaru*
Real ninjas... have sex-changes! *points at Naruto doing his girl jutsu*
Real Ninjas... love wearing masks *points at Kakashi and the ANBU*
Finally! REAL NINJAS……read fan fictions!! *points at Squad 7, all shocked looking at a Kakashi x Sakura love fiction*
THE END
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