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Real Ninjas by NinjaGirl415

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Story notes: I made this into a fiction only because I don't know how to make these things into videos. -^^-

  Real Ninjas......

Real ninjas… love blowing things up *points at Deidara with his clay, and other ninjas using letter bombs*

Real ninjas... think they’re Spider Man *points at Sasori and Kankuro with their chakra strings, Sasuke with his thread, and everyone else standing upside down*

Real ninjas… accessorize *points at all the Akatsuki’s painted nails and their rings*

Real ninjas… have mini-me’s *points at Gai and Lee, and Orochimaru and Sasuke*

Real ninjas... love ramen *points at Naruto slurping his ramen*

Real ninjas… have long hair *points at Itachi, Deidara, Neji, Jiraya, and Orochimaru*

Real ninjas... have sex-changes! *points at Naruto doing his girl jutsu*

Real Ninjas... love wearing masks *points at Kakashi and the ANBU*

Finally! REAL NINJAS……read fan fictions!! *points at Squad 7, all shocked looking at a Kakashi x Sakura love fiction*

                          THE END

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