Now, we all know that certain Uchihas have made it a hobby of... well simply put... molesting a certain Uzumaki.
Come now, you must have noticed this through out the series.
What? You mean you never noticed? Let me explain.
Why else do you think Sasuke and Naruto are rivals? It is simple to see that Sasuke has always been chasing after the blonde nutcase. I mean, Sasuke didn't pay that kid to bump into to Naruto for nothing. And they train and spar together and are damn near inceperable.
Oh. I know what you're going to tell me. 'Sasuke left after nearly killing poor Naruto because he cared more about killing Itachi than the Kyuubi carrier.' Well the answer is in the statement my dearly confused reader.
Sasuke 'nearly' killed Naruto, but he didn't. And why is he set on killing his brother? So his brother doesn't get Naruto before him!
Same reason Itachi killed the rest of the clan really, he was just hoping his little brother was straight. But I mean with a name like Sas-UKE aka Sas-GAY, what did he expect?
Sasuke was happy when Itachi killed the clan, less competition for Naruto. Now onto point two of this Uchihas chase Uzumakis discussion. Why Itachi reallys chases after Naruto.
Akatsuki? Kyuubi Kitsune? Junchuriki? I think not. Please, that is all a cover up to capture the blonde for his own plans. Itachi is obviously only after the blonde for his own gains of kidnapping Naruto. He couldn't give a damn about Leader's plan, he just wants his Naruto-kun. Why else is everyone a -san but Naruto who is -kun?
Yeah. Now you see the picture, don't you? It is practically built into Uchiha DNA along with the Sharingan to go after Uzumakis.
Now it makes you wonder about previous generations of Uchihas and Uzumakis, doesn't it?
Bet you're thinking 'Oh that Obito must have been a giddy little fool around his sensei! Oh that reminds me about my fourth grade math teacher...' Enough! We don't want to hear your life story. And I was not speaking of Obito in the least.
I'm talking about Uchiha Fugaku, the father of Sasuke and Itachi. Oh. Bet you weren't expecting them there apples. I'm sorry I don't know where that came from.
Anyway, think about it for a moment. Fugaku grew up in the presence of the Yellow Flash. How many blue eyed blondes run around Konoha every day? And then die just as an orphan blue eyed blonde is born? Not many.
Yondaime Hokage, also known as Uzumaki Arashi, grew up in the generation that included Uchiha Fugaku. Now we know from present generations how the Uchihas and Uzumakis get along. But is it really a genetic obsession?
I'm here to bring the story of these two deceased nin's childhood. Were they like your average Sasuke and Naruto pair? Or much more?
I'll be here next time to bring you the story! This has been Oni, signing off!
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Chapter notes: *snickers* I thank Nikki for giving me the original idea for this and I thank drunken and foreign muses for the plot events here. Enjoy!