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Caffine High unrated edition by Twilight of the mist

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Chapter notes: This is an extended version of the original I still dont own Cosco, Naruto, Tag, Jaws, or anyother copywrite material in it

Also Someone is trying to have me whacked and If I die please know that Enjoyed any comments you wrote to me on this the original and anyother one of my stories thanks for reading

Twilight walked toward starbucks after school hoping for a drink and he walked up to the shop and saw it closesed with a sign on the door he read it and found out that starbucks had been bought out ... BY BARBIE TOYS GROUP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Twilight: Hello everey one

everyone:what up

Twilight:STFU Bitches

Everyone:0.0

Twilight:Sorry ive been Bi-polar lately

Tobi:why

Twilight:BECAUSE STARBUCKS CLOSED(Pulls out shotgun)Die Bitch(shoots at tobi)

Tobi:Holy SHIT

Hidan:caffine is against my reli(twilight shoots him )X.x

Itachi:Its okay .... lets raid cosco for Caffine

Kisame:ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY

TWILIGHT:Can we REALY ?

Everyone: yeah ... (whatever Dummass)

Twilight:WHAT WAS THAT (Starts shooting wildly at them)

KAbuto:X,X(dies)

-At Cosco-

Kisame:look the complete jaws

Tenten:(Sweatdrops)Damn stupid fish thingy

Kisame: I AM NOT A FISH

Naruto:Hey look tag(sprays it on himself)come and get me

Orochimaru:NO THATS NOT TAG 0.0

NAruto:Reada label -Gat- What The hell is this

Orochimaru:Its Yaoi tag

Sasuke jumps on him

Naruto:0.0 What the F~~~

Sasuke:take me now

Naruto:OMFG NO F-KING WAY

Neji Garra Kiba and Deidara: (Jump on him)

Orochimaru: Now I can re-stock stuffing a snake with cases of the stuff

Naruto:OMFG WTF WTF WTH oh Shit Get off of me Goddamit

-Leader:eying the akitsuki-

KIsame:-watching jaws with Tenten-

Itachi:-flirting with hinata and Twilight-

Hidan and Sasori :-Dead-

Deidara: -on naruto-

Leader:wtf.......

Twilight:Stop getting distracted itachi

Itachi:Im sorry but how cant I get distracted by you hotness

Twilight:0.0 ok.....ay

Itachi: I am soooo high right now

Hinata:hees sufering from deficiency too

Itachi:Smacks Kakashi

Kakashi:W...T...F...

Itachi:Tobi and Kakashi sitting in a tree F U C K I --

Kakashi: MOTHER FUCKER

Sasuke:today you die Itachi CHIDORI NA...(Itach glomps him)0.e

Twilight:STOP GETTING DISTRACTED DAMMIT DO I NEEEED TO SHOOT SOMEONE

EVERY FRICKIN TIME WE GO OUT

Everyone:I guess

Twilight:grrr (Shoots Kankuro's puppet)

Kankuro:hey wait a min...

Twilight:(cocks barrel) SHUT THE FUCK UP BETCH OR YOUR ASS IS NEXT

Kankuro:0.o

Twilight:GET THE CAFFINE

Everyone:Grabbs Any thing With Caffine or shuggery goodness and throws them into huge carts

Garra:Grabs:chocolate Laxitives and thows them in a cart too

-at old uchiha complex-

everyone:PARTY WHOOOOOOO

Twilight:yay caffine (grabs a lo-carb monster drink)

Sasuke: -outside- Let me in

itachi:no your dissowned (Grabbs a lo-carb monster)

Sakura:grabbs a (carb free rockstar)(Throws up) THIS IS CRAP

Itachi Hinata And Twilight:LIKE YOU?

Naruto:Belive It

Sakura:whatever -Turns emo-

Ino:that happens when she has caffine whatever what a loser

Next time:

Todd:-crashing the party- What is this American pie
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