50 Ways To Piss Off Kisame
1. Give him a hug
2. Ask to poke his gills
3. When he says no, do it anyways
4. Call him "Fishy-Face"
5. Tell him blue doesn't look good on him
6. Then paint him pink
7. Wake him up by banging pots and pans
8. Start singing in a very high pitched tone
9. When he tells you to shut up, ask him why repeatedly
10. Keep asking why no matter what he says
11. Steal his Akatsuki ring
12. When he asks where it went, tell him you gave it to some guy for food... seafood
13. Force him to watch Dora the Explorer
14. When he's fighting, scream "FISHY-FACE, I WUB YOU!" at the top of your lungs
15. When he's asleep, take a picture of him in his pink frilly boxers
16. Give it to Itachi
17. Scream really loud when on spying missions
18. Make him dinner and poison it
19. Steal his Akatsuki cloak and say Itachi did it
20. Ask if he's gay for god
21. If he says no, then say "I knew it, your only man is Itachi!"
22. When he tries to kill you, say you're pregnant
23. On missions, find things to throw at him, once again blaming Itachi
24. Tell Rei-dono about Kisame's little anger issue
25. Pretend to be a fairy princess all day
26. Sing everything you say near him
27. Every time he goes to talk, mock him
28. Make fishy faces behind his back
29. Spike his Sake
30. Steal his sword
31. When he asks where it is, say you threw it in a giant lake with a lake monster
32. After he gets it back... do it again
33. Cry for no apparent reason
34. Have loud conversations with yourself
35. When he asks tell him "Shut up, I'm busy."
36. Ask if he's PMSing
37. When he gets mad, say "Oh, really? Then it's just me?"
38. Dye his cloak neon green
39. Buy him a giant starving kitty for his birthday
40. Ask if he's really a guy or if he's had a sex change
41. Video tape him in the shower and sell it on eBay
42. Force him to watch Barney over and over and over
43. Try to take a bite out of his leg
44. When he asks, say you were hungry and seafood is your favorite
45. Treat him to dinner... at a seafood restaurant
46. Tell the discovery channel you found the Loch Ness monster
47. Eat beans...
48. Scream "There's a bug on your head!" then spray him with bug spray
49. Poke him as he twitches
50. REPEAT!
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Chapter notes: I would advise you not to do these things on two accounts:
1. Kisame'll probably try to kill you.
2. If not Kisame, Itachi.
Have fun anyway!