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Sasuke Finally Dies! by xpure_evilx

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“Hello audience and welcome to my show , today we have Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha. Two rivaling brothers wanting to sort out their problems now-”

“Excuse me lady but we don't want to sort anything, all i want is TO KILL THAT BASTARD FOR KILLING ALL MY FAMILY” Sasuke pounced on Itachi with a kuni, Itachi easily threw him to the side back onto his chair.

Itachi made a tuting sound,” I don't see why we always have to fight , you are my brother and i love you, i just wish you would just love me back..”
(Audience) AWWWW

“WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MESSED UP FREAK, YOU ONLY KEPT ME ALIVE TO TORTURE ME AND RUIN MY LIFE” Sasuke screamed “AND WHO THE FUCK IS IN THIS AUDIENCE, DIDNT YOU JUST HEAR WHAT I SAID, HE KILLED ALL MY FAMILY AND YOUR AWING HIM!”

“Yes Sasuke why don't you tell us exactly what he did to you” The host said in a calm voice.

“Ok, i will he killed all of our clan you know my parents, uncles, aunties basically everyone i ever cared for.......oh and he also sexually abused my best friend naruto-”

“Hey dont bring that up again, he was drowning what am i supposed to do let him drown?”

“You raped him under water! you sick bastard!

“Hey the court said i was not guilty!”

“Yeah because you threatened to kill the jury and you killed them anyway when the testified for you!”

“Yes itachi this is the problem, you have to stop killing , its unhealthy for the population and for you”

(Audience) Hey don't be so hard on him, It he wants to kill let him!

“Yes lets hear from the audience....um you lady in the cat sweater”

“Um i know what Itachi is going through, its dificult to give it up cold turkey, its like when i tried to give up smoking, i think i found it easier to get less and less each day. Foe example on the first day try to narrow it down to only thirteen murders then twelve the next and so on”

“some very good advice there lets get another opinion.....um you man in the cowboy hat”

“Well i heard about the under water rape thing and i am what you would call .....well a rapist but i tend to go for little girls i’ve never really tried teenage boys, my wife told me i should out streach my options so maybe i should try it-”

“Yes but what do you think about the situation with his little brother”

“Well teens are always going to be a pain, what i did with my son is i locked him in the basement till he grew up, from the ages 12-18 he turned out just fine”

“WHAT THE FUCK THIS AUDIENCE IS MESSED UP IM GONE” sasuke got up and ran hasily towards the door, Itachi blocked the way.

“Hey little brother how about a hug” Itachi wrapped his arms around his little brother for the first time.

“Get the fuck off me you sicko i hate your......” Sasuke lays limp on the floor and Itachi brings out a bloody kuni from his sleeve........
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