Neko sat outside Kakashi's porch step bored. She just got kicked out his house for making his kitchen explode..in her words..for making it go "SPLODEY!"
"Bullcrap.." she muttered under her breath. "Konoha..so BORING..COME ON OROCHIMARU ATTACK OR SOMETHING!...COME ON AKATSUKI BURN DOWN HOUSES! GRR! SASUKE! GO FIGHT NARUTO IN A BLOODY BATTLE TO THE DEATH! DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!" she yelled into the sky.
All she got was silence as the wind blew through her long dark red hair. Neko frowned and began to day dream about her favorite shows...then..it hit her!..literally!
"Ow!" she rubbed the back of her head as Naruto stood before her.
"You ok? you were like..staring into space.." he said poking her cat ears until they lay flat on her head.
"Shut it..." Neko smiled. She had the PEFFECT idea!
"Naruto..get the entire cast of Naruto over at Kakashis! I'm going to have a party!" she lied.
"Party? Really?"
"Oh yes...party..."
"Ok! What do I tell the evil ones?"
"Hmm..tell Orochimaru theres a gay bar and tell the akatsuki they can have kyuubi!"
"Ok..HEY!"
"Just do it!"
"Fine..." Naruto ran off out of sight as Neko smiled evily to her self.
"Plan A is in effect!"
Later on that day
"Are you sure this is safe?" Sakura asked Kakashi. The entire cast was there not sure what to do or what was going on.
Kakashi shrugged. "If its anything like the Neko I know..we are all going to die."
Neko then appeared with a TV and remote.
Kakashi's eyes opened wide. "Like I said..we are ALL gonna die!"
Orochimaru whined. "Wheres my gay bar?" The snake reaaally wanted his gay bar -_-
Kabuto patted Orochimaru's back.
Sasuke made a sick face. "You have GOT to be kidding me.."
Itachi stared at Sasuke. "Foolish little brother...you should know by now Orochimaru has problems."
Neko shouted above the talking. "ENOUGH!" She grabbed the remote and pressed a button and within seconds..the naruto cast..were in the TV. Neko smiled. This should be fun...
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Chapter notes: LAWLZ....I seriously think I'm high off of a sharpie right now...XD