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The Singing of the Ninjas by A Vampires Butterfly

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Chapter notes: okay so yeah I just got bored and I had a great idea for some of the Naruto characters songs, so yeah I wrote this. Didn't create Naruto
One day in the Village Hidden in the Leaves a meeting was called for all the teams. So all gathered and the Hokage spoke and the endless chatter immediately stopped.

“Hello teams. I have called this meeting to inform you all of something we have planned to give you all a bit of fun and a little break from the constant stress of missions. We are throwing a concert, where you will all perform a song of your choosing in front of the whole village.” The room was still quiet all the teams in shock, but that quickly wore off and a wave of groans, whines, and shouts of protests only two shrieks of excitement were in that wave made by a bleach blonde haired girl and strawberry ice cream haired girl both looked as stupid as they sounded.

“What! I can’t sing! Come on can’t you think of anything better?” shouted a spiked blond headed boy with bright blue eyes and cute whiskers on slightly chubby cheeks.

“No Naruto, this is my decision and I think it will turn out to be very fun now sit down. All of you hush. You have to the end of the week that is when you will perform with Kakashi, Iruka, and Jiraiya as judges whoever wins this little contest will get a new advanced set of weapons. So may the best ninja, or should I say singer win.” The Hokage finished motioning for them to leave chuckling to himself, ‘Kakashi was right that look on their faces was priceless.’ He thought turning his back to them as he chuckled some more.

So all of the teams against most of their wills found and practiced there songs, soon it was the end of the week and everyone was behind the dark red curtain almost everyone was jittery and had butterflies in their stomachs. Iruka stepped on to the stage blinking in the sharp spotlight.

“Hello everyone and thanking for attending the first annual Songs of the Ninjas! First off we have Inuzuka Kiba!” Iruka announced and stepped off the stage as Kiba came out smiling nervously at the crowd blushing a bit as he heard his family let out a few howls. He took a deep breath and started singing.

Who let the dogs out?
Akamaru started in on the song jumping out of Kiba’s jacket.
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out Who let the dogs out
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
And everybody havin' a ball Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" Yippie Yi Yo
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
I'm gonna tell Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
To any girls calling them canine Yippie, Yi, Yo
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" Yippie Yi, Yo
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind Yippie, Yi, Yo
Her bone runs out now
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Akamaru let out a last “woof” and the crowd burst into applauds. Kiba panted out of breath and bowed rushing off the stage. Iruka stood back up on the stage.

“Wasn’t Kiba great? Now for Akimichi Chouji!” Iruka said cheerfully stepping once again from the stage. Chouji came out looking sad that Ino had taken his chip bag away saying he couldn’t sing with a mouthful of trash. ‘What does she know?’ he thought glumly then took a breath looking around at the crowd and began of his favorite songs he had known since he had been a little kid.

I wanna someday build an ice cream sundae
that's bigger than your freezer and bigger than a tree
then I'm gonna find a million hungry people
and give 'em a spoon to share it with me
We ...need... a bowl that's big enough
maybe as big as your school
I ...think I have a good idea
Let's use a nice big swimming pool
Now we need truck loads of ice cream
enough to fill up the pool
keep those trucks a comin
any flavor in the world will be totally cool
I wanna someday build an ice cream sundae
that's bigger than your freezer and bigger than a tree
then I'm gonna find a million hungry people
and give 'em a spoon to share it with me
Whoa whoa whoa I love an ice cream sundae
Whoa whoa whoa and everyone will love it too
Next...comes... a ton of syrup
chocolate, sticky and hot
we...can..use a helicopter
to cover our sundae from bottom to top
Now we... will ask a farmer
can we borrow a bunch of cows?
cause we need a blizzard of whipped cream
we'll push it on top with big snow plows
Now there is something missing
there's is something we have to do
let's all shovel on the crunchies
gummies and sprinkles, and peanuts too
Where will we find a cherry
bigger than you and me?
I'll climb the beanstalk just like Jack
and I'l borrow a cherry from the giant's tree
and we'll use... cherry vanilla, peanut butter and chocolate chip cookie dough
mint chip, butter pecan and peach, cookies and cream and rocky road
coffee, toffee, ripple fudge, pistacio and rum raisin
vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and when I get done, I'll run, to the gym!
Chouji smiled at the crowd that clapped slightly he bowed quickly and ran off to find a ice cream sundae and get his bag of chips back.
“Well wasn’t that great?” Iruka said stepping back onto the stage laughing nervously. “Well up next is Tamari from the sand village!” Iruka presented jumping off the stage once again. Tamari walked onto the stage she didn’t think a thing and just started her short song.

I listen to the wind

To the wind of my soul

Where I'll end up well I think,

Only God really knows

I've sat upon the setting sun

But never, never never never

I never wanted water once

No, never, never, never

Tamari’s voice was like the wind as she sang a low dry whisper that echoed around the silent room.

I listen to my words but

They fall far below

I let my music take me where

My heart wants to go

I swam upon the devil's lake

But never, never never never

I'll never make the same mistake

No, never, never, never.


She finished bowed and stepped back behind the curtain. The crowd erupted in applauds and Iruka stepped back onto the stage.

“Wow wasn’t Tamari amazing? Now up is Yamanaka Ino…” Ino stepped out and pushed Iruka off the stage. He fell with a crash and Ino flipped her hair took a deep breath when the fallen Iruka stood up.

“ I wasn’t done yet Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura!” Ino gasped as Sakura came out with a mic in her hand and started singing to Ino.

You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the boys dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

“I’m not vain!” Ino shouted at Sakura reaching to tear the mic from her Sakura dodged her and kept singing.

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair of best friends
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me

“What are you talking about? I had to for Sasuke!” Ino said looking at Sakura as she gave her a icy stare.






You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?



You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you

You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

Sakura finished her song handed the mic to Ino who was crying and dropped it running off stage. Iruka came back to the stage picking up the mic a bandage going across his head.

“Well wasn’t that a great number? Next up we have Sabuku no Garra also of the sand village!” Iruka said and quickly jumped off stage he had already sustained enough injuries for the night. Garra stepped out wondering how he could have been made into doing this stupid song maybe it was the promise of cookies, maybe they made it worth it. He sighed and started.


Mister sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that Ive ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, Im so alone
Dont have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mister sandman, bring me a dream

Mister sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that Ive ever seen
Give him the word that Im not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, Im so alone
Dont have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mister sandman, bring me a dream

Mister sandman, bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a come hither gleam
Give him a lonely heart like pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like liberace

Mister sandman, someone to hold
Would be so peachy before were too old
Sp please turn on your magic beam
Mister sandman, bring us
Please, please, please
Mister sandman, bring us a dream.
As Garra finished he put on his insane look and whispered to the crowd.
“Ever speak of this and your blood with quench the thirst of the beast.” And then he walked off stage. Nobody said a word or let out a breath till Iruka came back on stage.

“Well wasn’t that… Well anyway up next is Rock Lee!” Iruka said though no claps were heard everyone still very afraid from Garra threat. Rock Lee stepped out smiling brightly and began not noticing everyone’s silence.

Aah
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody betta put you back into your place

We will we will rock you
Sing it
We will we will rock you
Everybody
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Alright

He finished breathing heavily bowed doing a quick guy pose then went off the stage. The crowd applauded though no one could hear them over Gai clapping his hands off. Iruka went on stand after everyone had told Gai to shut up and stop clapping.
“We wasn’t that just wonderful?” Next up is Aburame Shino.” Iruka got down from the stage and Shino walked out onto the stage under the blinding spotlight. He looked at the crowd from under his small black glasses and then started.

The itsy bitsy spider

Crawled up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun

And dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider

Crawled up the spout again.
Shino finished nodded his head in quick bow and walked out as calmly as he had come in.

“Well that was interesting. Next up Nara Shikamaru!” Iruka announced and jumped down right before Shikamaru was pushed in by Naruto. “How troublesome.” He mumbled took a deep breath and started.


I tried to be perfect,
But nothing was worth it,
I don’t believe it makes me real.
I thought it’d be easy,
But no one believes me,
I meant all the things I said.

If you believe it’s in my soul,
I’d say all the words that I know,
Just to see if you would show,
That I'm trying to let you know,
That I’m better off on my own.

This place is so empty,
My thoughts are so tempting,
I don’t know how it got so bad.
Sometimes it’s so crazy,
that nothing can save me,
But it’s the only thing that I have.

If you believe it's in my soul,
I’d say all the words that I know,
Just to see if they would show,
That I'm trying to let you know,
That I'm better off on my own.

On my own!

I tried to be perfect,
It just wasn't worth it,
Nothing could ever be so wrong.
It’s hard to believe me,
It never gets easy,
I guess I knew that all along.

If you believe it’s in my soul,
I’d say all the words that I know,
Just to see if it would show,
That I'm trying to let you know,
That I’m better off on my own.

Shikamaru ended and walked out not even bothering to bow. The crowd clapped and clapped loving the song not so sure about the singer though.
“Wow wonderful Shikamaru. Now up next Hyuuga Neji!” Iruka got down and Neji came out he glared into the crowd how he hated this. He glared again then started to sing his a icy voice.
Stay away from the future
Back away from the light
It's all deranged - no control
Sit tight in your corner
Don't tell the main branch your plans
It's all deranged
No control

If I could control tomorrow's haze
The darkened shore wouldn't bother me
If I can't control
the web we weave
My life will be lost in the fallen leaves

Every single move's uncertain
Don't tell the main branch your plans
It's all deranged
No control

I should live my life on bended knee
If I can't control my destiny
You've gotta have a scheme
You've gotta have a plan
In the world of today, for tomorrow's man

No control
Stay away from the future
Don't tell the main branch your plans
It's all deranged
No control

Forbidden words, deafen me
In memory, no control
See how far a sinful man
Burns his tracks, his bloody robes

You've gotta have a scheme
You've gotta have a plan
In the world of today, for tomorrow's man
I should live my life on bended knee
If I can't control my destiny
No control I can't believe
I've no control
It's all deranged

I can't believe I've no control
It's all deranged
Deranged
Deranged

Neji finished giving one more glare to the crowd then walked out.
“Well Neji well umm anyway up next Hyuuga Hinata !” Iruka said and everyone looked at the curtain expectedly slowly the girl came out her face blushing red her pale eyes looking down she started in a soft voice like a fragile snowflake.

Am I not pretty enough
Is my heart to broken
Do I cry too much
Am I too outspoken
Don't I make you laugh
Should I try it harder
Why do you see right through me

I live, I breathe, I let it rain on me
I sleep, I wake, I try hard not to break
I crave, I love, I've waited long enough
I try as hard as I can

Am I not pretty enough
Is my heart to broken
Do I cry too much
Am I too outspoken
Don't I make you laugh
Should I try it harder
Why do you see right through me

I laugh, I feel, I make believe it's real
I fall, I freeze, I pray down on my knees
I hope, I stand, I take it like a man
I try as hard as I can

Am I not pretty enough
Is my heart to broken
Do I cry too much
Am I too outspoken
Don't I make you laugh
Should I try it harder
Why do you see right through me

Why do you see
Why do you see
Why do you see right through me

Why do you see
Why do you see
Why do you see right through me

Why do you see
Why do you see
Why do you see right through me

Why do you see
Why do you see
Why do you see right through me

Hinata ended with a last soft beautiful note a certain boy going around her mind as she sang her sad song. She bowed and rushed off the stage before she fainted. The crowd cheered some sniffling from the sweetness of her voice and the sadness of the song itself.
“Hinata that was simply beautiful. Great job. Next up a home favorite Uchiha Sasuke!” Iruka moved wiping a few stray tears from Hinata’s performance. Sasuke walked out with his hands in his pockets from all around fangirls screamed out his name. He sighed and started to sing in a husky voice.

I’m on a rampage I’m on the run more hell bent than you've ever seen
Tryin' to hell me that I got no right is like putting out fire with gasoline
Crystal clear in my own warped mind hears voices screaming in my ear
Explosion in a nest of nerves satisfaction lurking ever near
Til I am wound up knee deep in blood
The wound up spring inside my skull snapped and left me numb
I’m at the end of sanity's rope the time to collect has come
I feels the need to right a wrong revenge is what I hunger for
My choice of weapons my own bare hands I’m out for blood to even the score
Eye for eye tooth for tooth do or die seek the truth
Conscience clear your wires crossed won the war but the battle's lost
I’m plotting my crime with stealth and care my mind is humming and
Spinning 'round
I won't fail I was driven insane My enemy deserves underground
A crime of passion turned to pain pushed me over the edge
My eyes show him only one thing flashing blades exploding lead
Eye for eye tooth for tooth do or die seek the truth
Conscience clear your wires crossed won the war but the battle's lost
Fulfilling my goal my vision clears the scream in my head subsides
One thing left to complete the tale to take one more life I decides
A suicide of stealth and care my mind in humming and spinning 'round
I won't fail I was driven insane my enemy deserves the underground
Eye for eye tooth for tooth do or die seek the truth
Conscience clear your wires crossed won the war but the battle's lost
He finished and fangirls screamed once again, they had not been listening to busy staring at him. He “hnned” and walked out.
“Thank you Sasuke for that.. wonderful song now for our last singer of the night Uzumaki Naruto!” Iruka stated proudly. Whispers were heard spreading through the crowd at how Naruto was most likely going to stink. Naruto came out very solemn with his head looking down everyone went quiet and Naruto started his voice clear and sharp rushing into the room quickly finding a home in the ears of everyone.
No one knows what its like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what its like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They arent as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
Thats never free

No one knows what its like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They arent as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
Thats never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what its like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

When he was finished he looked up with his crystal clear blue eyes and looked into the crowd then he walked out. The crowd burst into tears and applauds jumping to their feet. Iruka climbed back on stage with Kakashi and Jiraiya. They were all smiling broadly or at least Jiraiya and Iruka who knows what Kakashi was doing under that mask. Iruka stepped up.

“Well it was really close so many of you surprised us with such beautiful voices and songs. We are proud of all of you for doing this and would like to say great job all of you. And without further ado the winner is All of You!”

“WHAT!?!” shouted many angry voices from behind the curtain. They all ran out and surrounded the judges.

“Does that mean we all get the prize?” Naruto asked eyeing them suspiciously.

“Nope.” Said Kakashi happily then poofed out of there dragging the other judges with him.


That night many angry singers left the building going on a little hunt for the judges.
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