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Total Anime, Rock star, and OC madness by uzamaki_fluff

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Chapter notes: Welcome to the Black Parade...un no not really, but yea you get it!! anyways my diclaimers I don't own Naruto, MCR, FMA, or Chuck Norris...but yea you should know about what I want..
Sakura: *walks in and eats Ryu*
Havoc: *pales a bit and looks around* how the hell did I get here??
Layla: Who are you and where is Kiba?!
Havoc: *points at Amanda's icon* I am him...although I don't like the fact that I am crying and stuff...
Layla:................Is Zeke or Rissa here??!
Rissa: *wacks Havoc on the head* Deal with it!!! oh hey Layla!!!
Layla: Hey Rissa!! Would you happen to know where Kiba is??
Rissa: *is now hugging Havoc tightly* nope not at all ask Zeke...*blinks over at Sakura who has fluff coming out of her mouth* is that who I think it is??
Layla: Yeah...
Rissa: *looks at Havoc* Kill her please??
Layla: Yeah..kill the pink haired moron!!
Havoc: *salutes at Rissa and Layla* Yes ma'ams...*unholsters a gun and shoots Sakura five times in the chest*
Sakura: *dies*
Layla: YAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy: *stumbles in drunk* Havoc what the hell??
Layla:.............
Roy: *hiccups* I am his boss....*points at Havoc...and then at Amanda's icon* and that is me....*looks over at Havoc* I didn't tell you to kill her!!
Layla: But she ate an awesome bunny rabbit!!!
Roy and Havoc: Awesome bunny rabbit??? What is so awesome about a bunny rabbit??
Ryu: *hops in* I talk
Layla:.......Yeah!!what he said!!
Gerard: *walks in*
Ryu: and I wanna take over the world...*sees gerard and glomps him*
Gerard: *is glomped*
Rissa: *faceplants* dear lord...how..
Shikamaru: Troublesome..
Roy: *passes out drunk*
Layla: *pokes Roy with Zabuza's sword and watches guts poor out all over*
Havoc: *eyes brighten up and glomps Layla* You killed him!!! Thank yous!!! I will follow you to the ends of the earth!!!
Layla:.................GET OFF OF ME YOU WIERDO!!*punches Havoc in face*
Havoc: *whimpers and runs off to his Diary* She hates me!!
Rissa: O.o'
Layla:......O.o'
Zeke: *walks in and looks at Havoc writing furiously in his diary* what happened to Jean??
Rissa: *points at Layla* She punch him
Layla:.......yeah...he glomped me and my heart belongs to Kiba!!
Zeke: oh so I see...
Roy: *comes back to life* Really?? Wait....who's Kiba??
Layla: Zeke, do you know where Kiba-kun is??
Zeke: *nods and yanks on a chain* he is right here...
Layla: KIBA!!!!!
Kiba: *waves at Layla* Hey Layla...
Layla: Can I have Kiba-kun please?!?!
Ryu: *eyetwitch* she switches guys like clothes...
Havoc: *brightens up* so there is hope for me??
Rissa: NO!!
Layla: I'm sticking with Kiba now!!
Layla: WHAT RISSA SAID!!!
Havoc: *sulks*
Zeke: *hands chain over to Layla* here you go...
Layla: *unchains Kiba and hugs him*
Kiba: Yayness....
Rissa: *cries a bit* No Shikamaru, Kakashi, Gaara, and Havoc fell for Layla!!!
Zeke: don't go emo...that is supposed to be Sasuke!!
Sasuke: HEY!!!
Ryu: She was just stating the truth...
Layla: *hugging Kiba*
Roy: *hugs Rissa???*
Layla: And 1 question.....WHY DOES HAVOC LIKE ME?!!?!?
Rissa: If I knew I'd tell you...
Layla: Well ask him!!!Jeez...
Havoc: Because you killed Roy...but the effects we're temporary..
Layla:.............*still hugging Kiba*
Roy: *glares at Havoc* Lt. Havoc you are aware that comments like that result in a pay cut, right??
Layla: *giggles*
Roy: *blinks at Layla* What is so funny??
Layla:.....your face........
Roy: .........
Rissa: .........
Zeke: ..........
Havoc: ..........
Kiba:......
Ryu: ........
Sasuke: .........
Naruto: *runs by naked with a keebler elf bag over his head*
Layla: I mentally scarred now.....
Kakashi: *chasing after Naruto with a pair of pants* GET BACK HERE NARUTO!!!
Layla: *still hugging Kiba**twitches*
Roy: I need scotch...
Riza: *arrives next to Roy* you are not going to get even more drunk are you sir??
Layla: *in dark corner in the feedle position*
Havoc: *has cigarette in his mouth* I don't think any amount of picture of Maes' family will get that image out of my head..
Layla: Must....get....image......out....of......head.....NOW!!!!!
Kiba: *kisses Layla??*
Layla: *in head: YAY!!*
Rissa: *in head: did I really need to see that??*
Zeke: *watches as Ryu stalks Roy??*
Ryu: *laughing evilly in his head as he jumps on Roy's head* YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME --- *is cut off by a katana pining him to the wall*
Layla:....first Gerard...then Micheal Jackson....then Gerard again...Now Roy??Who's Next??Chuck Norris?!?!
Chuck Norris: *poofs in from nowhere* I was called??
Rissa: OMFG!!!
Layla: I wish I could marry Kiba....
Rissa: *point at Roy* He is a colnel in the military...he might be able to perform weddings...
Layla: ....but Kiba hasnt asked!!
Roy: Awww but..*shakes his head* No it is against my religion...
Layla: *sad face**in a dark depressing corner*
Roy: *blinks a bit* does she do that often...
Maes: I can fix it...*shoves a picture of his daughter Elysia in Layla's face!!* Isn't she cute??
Rissa: *eyetwitch and faceplant* not again....some one make him stop...
Chuck Norris: All right!! *kicks Maes in the face*

~~~End chapter one~~~

okay seriously guy WTF!!! anyways...this is a round robin so add if you wanna....but don't forget to use some characters from FMA, Naruto, and whoever else you wanna use!!! Peace...and Chuck Norris owns biatches!!
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