Hosts : Kyoku & Rei & Shia & Sai

Lights : Kiba & Akamaru & Mia

Camera : Chouji

Set Designer : Miyukai

Players : Rest of the members.

Chapter Two :: Backstage...

"Get the hell out of that closet Temari!" screamed Rei.

"Not until I'm done with my man!" yelled Temari. Rei sighed and went to get a drink. She then noticed a white haired girl standing with a clipboard.

"Who are you?" Rei asked.

"Oh, I'm one of Mianu's new characters. I'll be working as a host now," the girl said.

"Nice to meet you," Kyoku said. "Name?"

"Shia," the female replied.

"Welcome to the crew... oh... is that Sai?" Rei asked.

"Yeah, I made him join as a host with me. No way I would want him doing the dares since were dating," Shia said.

"Haha, we let our men do what they want," both replied.

"Nice," Shia said. The girls continued their conversation while everyone else was setting up on stage.

"Get me two more chairs up here!" exclaimed Miyukai. He was in a rush to hurry and get the stage set. When his chairs didn't arrive he started cursing under his breath and headed back stage.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!!" he screamed backstage. He looked around and saw everyone sitting and relaxing...

"Aw screw it...," he said before sitting down in a beanbag and grabbing a magazine. Everyone did the same right after and completely forgot about the show.

"Soooo... anyone hear about Sasori and Deidara?" asked Sai.

"Did they really go gay?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah," Itachi said. Silence fell over the room.

"Hey, weren't we doing something?" asked Nyamo. Everyone paused and thought.

Then everyone went bug eyed. Well everyone but Shino, and yelled, "HOLY CRAP THE SHOW!" They all got up and ran to the stage.

"Aaannnnddddd we're back!" Announced the four hosts.

Message from f a i t h :: I'm too lazy to type the rest of the chapter so I'll just edit later.