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another typical day. . . by Rachel

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Chapter notes: I don't own Naruto! I wrote this with the help of Kiaya, Layla, Katy_Kay, and Alisha
----------At the Mall----------------

Kakashi: Can we go to Victoria's Secret? I need to get more edible underwear.

Rachel: Will it fit? *is scared and backs away slowly*

Neji:Um...Kakashi, does Bridget look like she works at 411?

Kakashi: Um....No.....

Neji and Rachel: Cuz that's WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

Kiaya: Um...I'm bored! *runs into Hot Topic and gets spiked wristbands and gets a spiked collar for Rach*

Alisha: I'm hungry! I'm goin' to the food court...Haku! Come!

Haku: Yes dear!

Alisha: *ignores Haku's comment and walks off to the food court*

Haku: *follows Alisha*

Layla: "Kakashi: A Girl?" Headline Newz! Gotta jet to nearest Newspaper office!

Kakashi: I'm gonna get you! *begins to chase Layla*

Layla: *is being chased* Get away from me!!!

Rachel: *yawns* Kakashi! Leave my sister alone! If ya haven't noticed already: Layla's a GIRL notta GUY like you obviously think!

Neji: *busts out laughing*

Rachel: Neji!

Neji: Yeah?

Rachel: Come enterain me! I'm bored.

Neji: *smile mischeviously* How?

Rachel: EWW!!!!! Grody! *is laughing*

R&L's mom: BRIDGET RACHEL YAMANAKA! LAYLA MARIE YAMANAKA!

Rachel&Layla: Oh god. . .WHAT MOTHER?!?!

Rach&Layla's mom: *looks scandalized* Don't talk to me like that!

Alisha: *is eating mall food* Yummy!

Haku: Your hopeless...*puts arm around Alisha's waist*

Sasuke: Miss....erm.....Can Layla and Rach stay?

R&L's Mom: Rachel?? You mean Bridget? Bridget, why is this Uchiha boy calling you Rach?

Rach: *sighs* Rach is my nickname, so is Rachie.

Neji: I gave her that nickname! *blushes*

R&L's Mom: Neji! your son's been asking when his daddy will ever come around to see him.

Neji: *blushes crimson* I've been meaning to see him but training runs late. Sorry. . .

R&L's mom: Well, he's been calling Bridget's boyfriend, Joel 'daddy'

Neji: What?!? *looks at Bridget* You're letting him?

Rachel: *says coolly* Why not? You haven't came around enough for him to even now you let alone to call you his dad...

Layla: Neji, leave my sister alone before I whip this Kunai at you.

R&L's Mom: Layla, do you have a boyfriend?

Rach: Yup! She does and she shouldn't have the one she has!

Layla: *glares at Rach* THANKS ALOT....BRIDGET!!!!!

Rach: *grins cheekily* No problem Layla!

R&L'S mom: Who?

Layla: *says regretfully* Sasuke Uchiha

R&L's mom: *face goes ghost white*

Sasuke: *hides* Don't hurt me!

----------At Rachel's and Layla's house-----------------

Layla: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RACHEL!!! *slams her bedroom door*

Rachel: *rolls eyes and slams her door.*

Ryan: Nana, why is mommy and Auntie Waywa figh-ting? *pounds on Rach's door* Lemme in Momma!

R&L's mom: I don't know baby boy. . .

Rachel: *opens door and picks Ryan up then shuts the door again* Sorry baby. *sighs*

Ryan: Why is you ant Auntie Waywa figh-ting? *hugs Rachel*

Rachel: *doesn't answer but instead says, "It's time for your nap, Ryan." and puts him in his crib* Night baby boy. . .*pops into Layla's room*

Layla: *says irratably* Haven't you heard of knocking?

Rach: Yeah, but you wouldn't have let me in so I decided to 'pop in'

Layla: Your an idiot

Rach: No I'm not. I just know you.

Layla: You still didn't have to tell mom about Sasuke! You KNOW how she feels about the Uchiha's!
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