X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!
By: ladygizarme
Warnings: recent manga spoilers, Akatsuki internet rumor spoilers, mention of oral, suggestion of Uchihacest
Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!
[To the tune of “Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!”]
Oh, the Akatsuki is frightful
But their nails are so delightful
And when they’ve someplace to go
Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!
When Hidan’s head was cleanly severed
Kakuzu thought he’d be clever
“Since you are still not dead…
Give me head! Give me head! Give me head!” (X_x XD)
Oh Itachi is going blind
But he still will not fuck Kisame
Then the shark man found out one time
He’ll only sleep with Sasuke!
Now, the Leader may be Yondaime
Or Madara Uchiha, ne
And if the rumors are so…
obiTobiTobiTobito!!
*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~*
A/N: *looks around* that last line is about the Tobi/Obito rumor, in case people don’t catch it. *coughhack* Ahh, I’m so lame. I can’t do humor. Only my friends find me funny… LOL And, ahh, I personally don’t believe most of the Akatsuki rumors, especially ones about who Leader is but.. eh, works for the song I suppose…
[Reviews - 18] Chapter or Story
Table of Contents
- Text Size +
Chapter notes: Disclaimer: See Ch1