D| Hi
H| sup?
D| Nothing much
D| Have you ever noticed that there are no redheads in naruto except Uzumaki clan members?
H| now that you mension it, out of the seven redheads, only three of them are not uzumaki clan members
D| it's funny, Naruto is related to Karin, so that pairing can be pulled out of the vanilla
H| heh
D| LOL Karin is the queen of all librarians
H| she is not quiet enough.
D| lol, you have a good point
H| wait if Nagato has the rinnegan, does that make it an uzumaki clan kekei genkai? if so, naruto has it
D| dude, the implications of this are far reaching. that would mean the sage of the six paths was an uzumaki, which would mean naruto and sasuke are related
H| omfg, you have just dealt a blow to Sasunaru!
H| man, you're a genius!
D| wait, if sasuke is related to naruto, then he's related to karin too
H| ROFL
D| karin, the character so bitchy, she makes you miss pre-shippuuden sakura
H| lololololololol
D| You know during the fight between sasuke and kirabi?
H| mhm
D| when sasuke gets stabbed with all those swords, and he bites karin, she totaly orgasms
H| hang on, I gotta watch that.
H| you're right. you're fucking right
D| karin is a masacist
H| that she is
H| actualy it's a bit disapointing when juugo stops her taking off her shirt.
D| lol perv
H| don't tell me you
D| you're right, I was
H| lol
D| lets name all the naruto characters that are gay
H| Sasuke sai deidara
D| sasuke gai tenten deidara
D| lol sasuke is doubly gay
H| lol
H| wait why tenten?
D| it's cuz she's chinese
H| FUCK THE CHINESE
D| who would want to?
H| some japanese way back when according to history, it was called the rape of Nanjing. what I don't get is why any japanese would have any interest in any chinese
D| lol
H| sry gtg ttyl
D| k cya
yea, the rape of nanjing was bad. and I don't get it, it's such a departure from japanese culture. I'm not denying it, but I certainly consider it abarent behavior. as for hating the chinese, they're chinese. what am I suposed to do? all the best minds left for america. let me make the distinction here between Chinese, and those of chinese decent in other countries. the former act suprisingly like sheep. the latter tend to be far above average in intellagence in almost every country they're in. to reiterate, this is because all of the really intelligent people will tend to leave a socialistic country. If you want to know why that is, look it up. this isn't a political forum. so I'm American, I live in Georgia. Hanso lives in tokyo I think. He speaks a litle english, I speak a litl japanese, and with the help of google translate, we get by.
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Chapter notes: I am Donny, this is a chat session that my friend Hanso and I had over skype, and yes, he is japanese. a lot of this was in japanese, and I went to all the trouble of translating it for you all. enjoy!
WARNING: this contains strong language and some sex jokes mild racism and other things not appropriate for younger viewers. if your younger than like 12 and somehow made it onto this site, I don't recomend reading this. for those over 12, I think you'll enjoy it.
D=donny
H=Hanso