1.You have naruto senses. You can come within' ten minutes of when naruto starts. One time my friends and I were palying a wii and I said ' Naruto is on in like three minutes' and I was right!

2.You'll stay up super late to watch Naruto. One tim I missed a couple episodes and stayed up till 1;30 am to watch them.

3. When the Naruto movie comes on and you never seen it befor, you start screaming your head off and jumping around saying "YIPPEE!"

4. You fantisise about which characters powers you would have. Like me and my friends say that my best friend would have Rock Lee's jutsu, I would have Kiba's and His bro would have Naruto's.

5. You take quizzes about: which naruto characters you would Date, and which one are you most like.

6. When your watching Naruto and somone in real life is talking you yell at them to shut up.

7. When someone says Naruto is a retarded show, you want to kick their ass. Example: There is this little jerk who my friends and I hate but he can't take a hint and go to my friends place everyday and when I'm there and we're watching naruto he'll say "What a retarded show! Their mouths don't even move when their talking!"and it's when their thinking And we all yell at him "There thinking jackass!"

8. When one of your fave characters get hurt or you think they're going to die, you come close to tears or yelll "NOOOOO!" At the T.V.

9. If you miss an episode, you beg your friend who watchs it to tell you what happened.

10. When a naruto marathon comes on, you get really excited and watch it no matter what.

I will admit it, I am a narutard and I am best freinds with a narutard.

You know that you or your friend is a kiba fan when:

1. When some one insults kiba you yell "Kiba is more of a man then you'll ever be!"

me: I have done this.

2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Inuzuka clan or Kiba's son/daughter.

me: Yup.

3. When someone insults Kiba, you start naming things off that make Kiba awsome.

Me: Yup.

4. When ever something is about to happen to Kiba, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........Yup.

5. You want to be in the inuzuka clan badly!

Me: Very much so!

6. You try fang over fang.

Me: Shut up!

7. You yell happily when something good happen's to Kiba.

Me: Yes.

8. When people say they love Kiba you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: I do this. He is mine! I like Kiba very much but I am not as bad as some sasuke fangirls!
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Rock Lee fans:

1. You havea hairstyle that looks like Lee's.

Me: My friend does.......

2. You compare your friend to Lee.

Me: Me and my friends little brother do XD

3. You yell "NOOOO!!!" When something is about to happen to Lee.

Me: Somewhat.

4.You try your best to make Lee seem cool to your friends.

Me; Not really. We all like him somewhat.

5. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Lee's relative clan or Lee's son/daughter.

6. You have tried primary lotus.

Me: No.

7. You yell happily when something good happen's to Rock Lee.

Me: ...............Yes.

8. When people say they love Rock Lee you growl and yell "He's mine!

Me:No
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Neji Fan:

1. You start talking about destiny and say things that Neji would say.

Me: I love Neji but don't talk about destiny.

2. When something bad happens to Neji you yell "NOOOOO!"

Me; Yup.

3. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Hyugga clan or Neji's son/daughter.

Me: Nope.

4. You try to use the byakugan.

Me:.......Maybe once or twice.

5. You yell happily when something good happens to negi.

Me:.......Yes.

6. When people say they love Neji you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: Have not done this.
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Sasuke fans:

1. Your a sasuke fan girl and whenever you see him you scream "AHHHH! It's sasuke!"

Me: THis is why he is turning gay people!

2. You have pictures of sasuke everywhere.

Me: Some fangirls make me want to puke.

3. You have a sasuke plushie! You fantisize about being with sasuke, you want a baby with sasuke.

me: I know this is alot for one but still.

Sasuke: Do some people actually do this?

Me : yes..........

Sasuke: 0.0

4. You try sharingan.

Me: It is an awsome technique. I will admit that!

Sasuke: True, it is.

Me: Why are you here!?

Sasuke: Everyone you talked about so far is here.

Me:.......? Really?

Kiba/Neji/Rock Lee/Sasuke: Yes!

Me:Ok then!

5. When something bad happens to sasuke you yell at the tv.

Me: one time my friends and I kinda laughed XD

Sasuke: That's not nice!

Me: YOur the one who tried ot kill their best friend!

Sasuke:...............

6. You yell happily when something good happen's to Sasuke.

Me: Not really..

8. When people say they love Sasuke you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Sasuke: I cna't blame people for that. I am pretty sexy.

Kiba:.....I can disagree to that.

Me: Get over yourself, sasuke!

9. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Uchiha clan or Sasuke's son/daughter.
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Me: Sasuke, geuss who's next?

Sasuke: Who?

Me; *Evil smile*

Sasuke: NO!
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Naruto Fans:

1. You have tried, or wanted to do the rasengan.

Me: That is a rad technique!

Naruto: Believe it!

Sasuke:Why is he here!?

Me: Because I need someone to annoy you!

Sasuke:.........

Rock Lee: *Does pose and gives thumbs up*

Kiba:............I'm gonna stand way over here with Demon.....

Me: Ok, that works!

2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Naruto's sister/bro or Naruto's son/daughter.

Me: No, but I have a friend who does.

3. You yell happily when something good happens to naruto.

Me:.......Yes. My friends do too.

4. When people say they love Naruto you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Naruto: But why?

Me: Did you read anything!? I do that for Kiba!

Kiba: Ha! I'm special!

Naruto: *Pouts*

Me: Um....er.....But I;m sure other people do that for you!

5. You where gogglesthat Naruto wore at the beginning of the series.

Naruto: Those were some shmexy goggles!

*Everyone slowly walks away*

6. When something bad happens to Naruto you yell "NOOOOO!"

Me: My friend and I somewhat do.......One time we laughed though when we were watching a naruto specialXD

Naruto: What did I do?

Me: Step in crap with open toed shoes......twice.

Sasuke: *Twitches*

Kiba: *Laughs*

Rock Lee: 0.0

Naruto;...........0_0'
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Shika Fans:

1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Shikamaru's brother/sister/relative or Shikamaru's son/daughter.

me: no.

2. When someone insults Shikamaru, you start naming things off that make Shikamaru awsome.

Me: No.

3. When ever something is about to happen to Chooji, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........A little.

Shikamaru:....

Me: What happened to everyone else?

Shikamaru: Naruto, asleep. Sasuke, locked himself in the bathroom. Rock Lee, asleep. Negi,I don't know. Kiba is over there.*Points at Kiba who is playing with akamaru*

4. You try shadow possesion jutsu.

Me: It's a good move.

Shikamaru:Yes it is but it's very troublesome.

5. You yell happily when something good happen's to Shika.

Me: no.

Shikamaru:.......

6. When people say they love Shikamaru you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Shikamaru: How troublesome.

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Chouji Fans:

Chouji: Where the hell are my chips?

Me: Here pig, pig,pig,pig.*Is pointing to dangling bag of chips*

2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Chouji's bro/sis or relative or Chouji's son/daughter.

me: Nope.

Chouji:*Is jumping for chips*

Shikamaru/Me: -_-'


4. When ever something is about to happen to Chouji, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........Not really.

5. You try expansionj utsu or/and human boulder.

me: No.

6. You yell happily when something good happen's to Chouji.

Me: no.

7. When people say they love Chouji you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: NO!

8. When people call chouji fat you say either: 'He's not fatty, he's fluffy.' 'He's not fat, he's big boned.' or 'I think fat people are sexy.'

Me: Who the hell would do that?

SHikamaru: Someone who is also fat?

Me: True.
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Jirraya fans:

1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as related to jiraya or Jiraya's son/daughter.

me: No.

Jiraya: WHo wouldn't want to be my child though?

Me: You probably have tons of children somewhere in this world!

Everyone: -_-'

2. When someone insults Jiraya, you start naming things off that make jiaray awsome.

Me:Nothing is awsome about jiraya!

3. When ever something is about to happen to Jiraya, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me: NO! My friends and I laugh at his pain!

Jiraya: That is not nice!

Me: Your the peepine tom!

4. You yell happily when something good happen's to Jirraya.

Me: NO.

5. When people say they love Jirraya you growl and yell "He's mine!"

me: WHY!? He's gonna cheat on ya! He's a bloody perve!

Shikamaru:..........

Naruto: That is probably true.

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Kakashi Fans:

.1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Kakashi's relative or Kakashi's son/daughter.

me: My friend does -_-'

2. When ever something is about to happen to Kakahi, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........Sometimes..

3. You try lightening blade.

Me: That is a good move!

4. You yell happily when something good happen's to Kakshi.

Me: Somethimes.

Kakashi: ^_^

5. When people say they love Kakashi you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: My friend used to.

Kakahi: Used too?

Me: Are you deaf? Yes! Used to!

6. You look for the book 'make out paradise' or 'Come come paradise'

Me: no.

Kakashi: Such drama! Love!

Me: Shut up!

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Iruka fans:

Iruka: Why am I last?

Me: Because, had to do everyone else.

Iruka:......


1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as related to Iruka or Iruka's son/daughter.

me: Nope.

Iruka: Everyone has seemed to have lef t for lunch.

2. When ever something is about to happen to Iruka, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........A little.

Iruka: Didyou hear me?

Me: I don't really care! Let me finish!

3. You yell happily when something good happen's to Iruka.

Me: An odd time.

Iruka: Almost done?

me: Don't rush!

4. When people say they love Iruka you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Iruka: Are we done?

Me: Yes.GO.-_-

Iruka: Good. *Walks to cafateria*

Demon: NExt time, the girls.

Me: Yes. It is time for the girls! *streamers blast outta no where*

Me: Okay! First up!
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Sakura fans!:
Sakura: Ha! I'm befor Ino!

Me: Move your ass!*Pushes out of the way*

1. You die your hair pink.

Me; Who the hell would do this!?!? Pink is so.....EWWWW!

Sakura; Pink is the sexist color in the world! At least it is on me!

Me: You keep thinking that.......carpenter dream.......

Sakura: *Twitches* What the hell is that suppose to mean!? *Grows three feet and is towering over demon, with scary eyes*

Demon:............Your flat as a board!

2. You say you have a 'inner '

Me:..........freak.

Sakura: *Smashes demon into ground*

3. You think she's sexy!

Me: *is out cold and twitching*

4. You fantisise about her.

Sakura; Who wouldn't!?

Me: *Moves slightly* sasuke......

Sakura: *Pushes demon's head farther into the ground*

5. You scream when ever she's on the t.v screen.

6. You look up porn of her.

Me: *head in ground* -_-'

Sakura: 0.0 when the hell did I do this?

Me: mmmmmmmm!!!*Trys to get out of ground*

Sakura: *is sitting on demon*

7. You hate Ino.

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Ino fans:

1. When she flirted with Negi, you thought it was hot.
Me: MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Ino: Get off her billboard brow *Pushes sakura off of demon*

Demon: *Gasp* Thank you Ino-pig!

Ino: WHAT!?

Demon: Um...er......*not quick enough*

Ino:*pushes demon's head into ground with foot*

Sakura: *Helps*

Me: T-T

2. You try the mind transvere jutsu.

me: *Thinking* That is a good move........fang over fang is better......

Ino: ; D

3. You hate sakura.

Sakura: Who would hate me?

Demon: *raises hand*

Sakura: *Kicks demon's head down farther*

4. you fantise about her.

Ino: Seriously, who wouldn't do that about me?

Demon: *Trying to say something* i heb pa wist! (I have a list)

5. You cut your hair like hers.

6. You have looked up ino porn.

Me: *shivers*

Ino: 0-0

Sakura: *about to puke*
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Hinata fans!

Hinata:...Hi.....

Me: Wiamta! ET BIDA!!ET BIDA!!! (Hinata! GET KIBA! GET KIBA!)

1. you looked for a jacket that looked like hers.

me: *Thinking* That is a nice jacket.

Hinata:......I-I'll go get kiba.......when your done......*Sits on chair*

Me: T-T

2. You fantisise about her.

Hinata: *Blush*

3. You have tried the byakugan.

me: *Try to give thumbs up*

Ino/Sakura: Stay down whench! *both jump on Demon*

4. You cut your like hers.

5. You look up hinata porn.

Hinata: 0_0 *Blushes and runs away*

Me:mets whappting!? (What's happening)
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TenTen Fans!

TenTen: ?

Me: WHALPPPPPPPPP!!! (HELPPPPPPPP!!!)

1. You style your hair like hers.

Ino: She's annoying.

Sakura; i know.

Tentn: I hope you aren't talking about me....

Ino: Not you! Her! *points down*

2. You have tried rising twin dragons.

Me: *Thinking* Good move!

3. You fantisise about her.

Sakura: That's Negi's job!

4. You look up Tenten porn.

Tenten:......

Sakura: Is that going to come up for everyone?

Me: *twitches and doesn't say annything*
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Kurniea(sp) fans!:

1. You think she is sexy.

Kurniea: *is on mission*

2.You look up kurniea porn.
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Temari fans!:

Me: *Not moving*

Temari: Is she okay?

Ino/Sakura: *Shruggs*

1. You bought a fan like temari's.

Me: *Is still unconcious but my thoughts* I love that fan!

2. You style your hair like hers.

3. you try your best to look like her.

4. You look up Temari porn.
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Me: *Hasn't moved in awhile*

Ino/ Sakura: *Get off demon and poke her*

Me: *Does nothing*

Temari: You guys are in trouble.

Tenten: *Has called for help*

INo: Oh god! We killed someone! *runs away*

Sakura: I'm to sexy to go to jail! *follows*

Temari: *Pulls demon out of ground*

Me: XoX

Tenten: o.o

Temari:..................

*Boys walk in door talking to see the seen*

Kiba: WHat the hell!? Is she okay?!?!?!?!?!*runs over*

sasuke: -_-

Kakashi: What happened?

Shikamaru: *Looks at footprint on Demon* Ino and Sakura............

Naruto:...........Is she going to be alright?

Chouji: *eating chips*

Iruka:.....That wasn't very fair.

*Ambulance*

ParamedicS:*come in with stratcher and puts demon on* She needs the diphibulizer!
*take out mini one and rubs it together*CLEAR!

Demon: GASp! *Unconcious*

Everyone: O.O

Paramedice: *Pick up stratcher and run to ambulance*

Everyone: *Follows and goes onto ambulance*

*Driving to hospital*

CoujI: Wonder if I could cook hotdogs with these things.......*looking at dephibulizer*

Demon: Ok! I am back from the hospital after a few various problems......

*shows Sakura and Ino in court for assult*

Demon: Anywho, now we will have the atakasuki......I will choose one that might not kill me to begin with.....

Sasori!

1. You say that real art lasts forever.

Demon: Well......I kinda agree to that.

Sasori: Hrn...........

2. You have tried to make a puppet.

Demon: No.

Sasori:......Hurry up.....I hate waiting.

Demon: You don't boss me around, Damn it!

Sasori:........

Demon: If you are just gonna sit there then leave!

Sasori:......*stands up*

4. You do your best to make it so you look like Sasori.

Demon: No.

Sasori:.......I am the only me........

5. You got mad at what Deidara said when Sasori died.

Sasori: ?

Demon: I brought you back to life.

Sasori: *nodds*

6. You think that Sasori is awsome.

Demon: Yep.

Sasori:........Damn Deidara.

Tobi!

Demon:Hopefully he won't be the one to try and kill me........

1. You replace the words 'I', 'me', and 'my' with your name.
Demon: No.

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Sasori/Demon: -_-'

2. You look for a Tobi mask.

Demon: No.

Tobi: TOBI!!!*runs around*

3. you fight to find out if Tobi is really Obito.

Demon: Yes.

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Sasori/Demon: Shut up damn it!

4.You say that you are a good boy/girl.

Demon: No.

Tobi: *is sitting and humming*

Demon: Who should be next?

Tobi: TObi wanna see deidara-senpai!!

Deidara!

1. You style your hair like his.

Demon: Please don't blow me up!

Deidara: *Is thinking*

Demon: If I blow up, this'll never be finished!

Deidara: Fine.

2. You say that 'Art is a bang'.

demon: No.

Tobi: DEIDARA-SENPAI!*glomps deidara*

Deidara: Tobi! NO!

Sasori: Hehehe.....

3. You play with clay. Making sculputures, etc.

Demon: No.

4. You hate Tobi and think he is annoying.

Demon:.........................................Some what.

Deidara: Yes.

Tobi: Deidara think that Tobi is annoying?

Deidara: Yes.

5. You disagree with what Sasori thinks about art.

Demon: No.

Deidara: Then you will blow up!

Demon: Tobi! Go play with Deidara!

Tobi: *attacks Deidara*

6. You pretend to have mouths in your hands.

Demon: No.

Deidara: *is cursing in background*

Hidan!

Demon: No! The scary, awsome religious guy......

1. You say that you are a jashinist.

Demon: No.

Hidan: Jashin is god.

Demon: God is god damnit!

Hidan: I will never worship another god other then Jashin.

Demon: EMO!

2. When someone says that Hidan is an emo, you tell them that he isn't.

Demon: EMO!

Hidan: I am not a fucking emo!

Deidara/Sasori: -_-'

Tobi: TOBI!

*Demon and Hidan are fighting*

3. You style your hair like his.

*Demon and Hidan are choking eachother*

Demon: Bastard!

Hidan: Bitch!

4. You get purple contacts.

5. You yell at Kakuzu when he and Hidan are fighting.

Demon: HE'S COMING NEXt!*is still choking hidan*

Hidan: DIE!!*Is choking Demon*

Kakuzu!

1. You want to help Kakuzu when he and Hidan are fighting.

Kakuzu: *Brings in bag of popcorn and watches fight*

Demon/Hidan: DIE!*still choking eachother and rolling on the floor*

2. You where a mask over your mouth.

3. You have tried to give yourself stitches.

4. You have tried to sow your stuffed animals together like Kakuzu does for Hidan.

Demon: DAMN IT! Where is Kisame when you need someone's head chopped off!?

Hidan: You wouldn't!?

Demon: Wanna try me!?

Itachi!

1. You get sharingan contacts.

Itachi: Hrn......

*Everyone is watching the battle between Demon and Hidan*

2. You think that Sasuke is weak.

3. Youstyle your hair like his.

4. You love him.

5. You got sad when he started to go blind.

Demon: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Hidan:*Pushes demon off and starts making circle*

Kakuzu:...............She is screwed...........

Kisame!

1. You wish you were half shark.

Demon: *grabs Kisame's blade*

Kisame: My sword!?

Hidan: *is going into phantom mode*

2. You face paint yourself blue and draw gills onto your face.

Hidan: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Demon: O_O'

3. You buy a sword like Kisame's.

Hidan: *Starts running after demon:

Demon: WAHHH!*runs at Hidan, waving sword*

4. You think Kisame should boss Itachi around.

Demon/Hidan: *Are running at eachother unbtil Demon chops Hidan's head off*

Kakuzu: *Sighs and takes out knitting needle*

Hidan: WHY YOU LITTLE BI-*Get's kicked away bu demon*

Pein!

1. You don't like Konan(If girl)

Demon: Now that I have taken care of him.....I can relax.

All:o_O

2. You style your hair like Pein's.

3. You think that he is the best.

Demon: I don't have much for him.....

Sasori: You didn't have many for any of us....

Demon: Live with it!!!!!!!!!

Konan!

1. you don't like I Pein.(if guy)

2. You have tried to turn yourself into paper.

Pein: What happened Here? And why is Hidan's body here with out his?

All of the Atakasuki: *points to demon*

3. You have dyed your hair blue.

Konan: What has happened?

Demon: Hidan and I got into a little fight.

Kakuzu:*comes back with Hidan's head*

Hidan: The bitch decapatated me and kicked my head four miles away!!!!!

Last, but not least, Zetsu!!!!!!

1. You talk to yourself.

Zetsu: Hmmmmmmmmm......Can I eat her?

Demon: O_o But I love plants!

Zetsu: Okay then.....You will live....for now.

2. you say that you have two sides.

3. You have painted one side of your body black and the other white.

4. You have tried to eat another person.

Demon: Well that is all for today^^

Hidan:You are my enemy for life!

Demon: And I made some new 'freinds'. Next time are the people who I missed.