Naruto:Thank you for joining us, now lets see what Sakura has to say.
Sakura:Today it is partly sunny so its a good day to go to the beach, wait for Naruto to comment.
Sasuke:Sakura your not suppose to say that you are suppose to do that.
Sakura:Oh.
Naruto:Right, now our guest is...That cant be right...Sasuke will be angry...... yeah I know you are the director.....I AM NOT AN IDIOT......What do you mean the camera is on......oh.
Sasuke:Why would I be angry?
Itachi:*Walks in*LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke:Nooooooooooooooooooooooo..........
Itachi hugs Sasuke, Sasuke slaps him and they get into a fight.
Naruto:Oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk......
Sakura:Hey dont make me put you two in a time out.
Sasuke:Like you would do that.
Itachi:Yeah!
Sakura slaps Itachi.
Sasuke:Did you just hit my brother?
Itachi:*Crying*Sasuke she hit me!!!!!!!!T_T
Sasuke attacks Sakura.
Naruto:Oh no you dont.
Naruto joins the fight.
Itachi:Ok now for the real news, Akatsuki will be taking over the world in 3 days. And if you want to live stay away from Deidara and his exploding clay.
Some random clay explods in Itachis face.
Deidara:*In the background*I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto:Now...that... is the...end of Naruto.....Talk show.*Faints*

Naruto:After the last show the ratings went up, so we are back again, This time no Itachi, So here is the news.
Sakura:since the last show Itachi ended up in the hospital, pause for Naruto to laugh, OH MAN I DID IT AGAIN!
Naruto:Right!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke:Now for our guest,Kakashi.
Kakashi:*Talking over his book*Hi!
Naruto:So how is life?
Kakashi:Did you say something?
Naruto:Never mind!
Sakura:So why do you wear that mask? Wait for Kakashi to answer.MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke:It aint that hard to read the script.
Kakashi:What happened to Itachi?
Naruto:Oh man Sasukes going to get mad.
Sasuke:WHAT IS IT CARE FOR ITACHI DAY? IM BETTER LOOKING THAN HIM SMARTER AND I STILL GOT GAME!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:O_0
Sasuke:Oops!
Fangirls:SASUKE WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura:I love him more!
Cat fight!
Naruto:Man they can fight.
Kakashi:OMG!
Naruto:What?
Kakashi:This book.
Naruto*Looks at book*OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!It burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke:Look at the little clay bird!!!!!!!!
Explodes in his face.
Sasuke:DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:Oh man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clay fight!
Naruto:*Twitching*Now...that is ....the end of... the show!OH IT STILL BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto:Haha, this is are third show!
Sakura:Suprised you lived that long.
Naruto;Hey, why is Deidara making clay bombs?
Itachi:We told you we were going to take over the world.
Sasuke:So you start with this show......
Kisame:It was Tobis plan.
Tobi:Because I wanted to be on tv!^_^
Sasori:So, now what?
Tobi:Hi mom!
Deidara:.......
Hidan;can I kill him now?
Zestu:Like we care.
Tobi:See this is my best friend*Grabs Deidara and pulls him infront of camers*
Deidara:I told you, FUCK OFF.!!!!!!!!
Tobi:He just loves me.
Sasuke:So Itachi, hows life?
Itachi:Oh.... I cant help it*Hugs Sasuke*
Sasuke:You got three seconds to let go.
Sasori:Are you planing to kill him or humiliate him?
Itachi; I cant help I love my brother!^_^
Sasuke:It BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:Thats a side you will never see again folks.
Tobi:Do you love me Deidara?
Deidara;If I say yes will you go jump off a cliff
Tobi:Yes!
Deidara:Sorry cant do it.
Sasori:Say it so he will die!
Deidara:I lov.....lov.....love.... you...... Tobi.
Tobi:Yeah! *Gose and jumps off cliff*
Everyone:Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!^_^
Tobi:*Comes back*Now what?

Deidara:For the last time, hate you Tobi yeah.....
Tobi:Oh Deidara you are funny!^_^
Itachi:This is odd.
Sasori:Die you freak!
Hidan:Haha I got your arms!
Zestu:You look funny without your arms!
Sasori:I can still kick
Kakuza:So, now what?
Kisame:Dont know, lets rob a bank!
Kakuza:Ok
Gose off to rob a bank
Deidara:Listen, I hate you, so go away yeah.
Tobi :Come on everyone! i love you, you love me.......
Deidara:Dude shut upYeah.
Naruto:I thought this was my show?
Sakura:It was, at one point.
Sasuke:But I knew no one would watch a show with you in it.....
Naruto:So they brought in you brother enc the bakas?
Sasuke:I guess.
Deidara:Thats it* sets clay bomb off on Tobi*
Tobi:X_x
Sasori:Haha I got my arms back.
Hidan:But not your head*grabs Sasori's head*
Sasori:Come here body.
Itachi:Wheres Kisame?
EveryoneO_o
News:The bank was robed by what looked like a shark and a masked man.
Kisame*Walking in*That was great*
Kakuza:Yeah
Zestu:We are rich!
All the Akatsuki go running away, except for Tobi who was still knocked out.

Naruto:now that we nailed all the doors and windows shut, maybe I can have my show back
Sasuke:I told you, no one will watch a show as you as the main character....
Sakura:Now we are going to take a question from the audince
Naruto:yes person in the front....
random person:Can you bring the Akatsuki's back?
Sasuke:*very angry*
BOOM!
Deidara:WE ARE BACK UN!!!!!!!!
Sakura:how did you guys get back in?
Sasori:Deidara likes to blow things up
Deidara:^^
Itachi:I'M BACK LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke:HUG ME BROTHER!!!!!!!!
Itachi:really, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside....
sasuke:no MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orochimaru:come to the dark side with mii
Kabuto:oh I see, I'm nothing....
Sakura:wow, somebodies dramatic
Kabuto:I cook, I clean, I kill people for you and you never thank me
Orochimaru:oh....
Tobi:*pops up behind Orochimaru*you need to be nice to him
Orochimaru&Kabuto:AHHHHHHHHHH....
Naruto:how did Orochimaru get in here any ways?
Kisame:I dont know.....
Hidan:can we run the show again?
Kakuza:aint running things against your religon
Naruto no, non of you guys can run the show it's just me.....and the other two
Sakura:wow we rank so low he does not even say our names
Sasuke:I think I will join you, just to get me away from Naruto
Itachi:NOOOOO...SASUKE YOU CANT MOM WANTED ME TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE GOOD CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto:ummm...see ya later*turns off camara*

Naruto:we are back....
Deidara:yeah i get to be on tv un...*now sitting beside Naruto.*
Sakura:only because you threatened to blow us up....
Itachi:and I'm just taking Sasuke's place, beens he went to the dark side*looks to side*
Sasuke, Orochimaru&Kabuto are standing in the part of the building with no lighting
Naruto:SEE THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ONLY PAY HALF THE ELETRIC BILL SAKURA!!!!!
Sakura:oh ok
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
flash back
Sakura:I wonder what would happen if I only pay half the eletric bill?
Naruto:they will turn off half the lights....
Sakura:yeah right...
They walk away fighting about what would happen
Tobi:Oh someone did not mail the bill*mails it*
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sasuke:I like it over here, WHOS HAND IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!?
everyone:o.O
Itachi:should I help my little brother or not?
Deidara:Lets take a vote un?
Eveyone pulls out a voting pad thing and presses a button
Naruto:the votes are in and the winner is.....NON OF THE ABOVE!
Sakura:who put that as a choice?*everyone looks at Sasori*
Sasori:It was not me this time*points to Hidan*
Saukra:I WANT SASUKE BACK*attacks Hidan*
Kabuto:wow she really cares about you, unlike some people......
Orochimaru:I'm sorry, and thank....you....
Sasuke:AHHHH...THOES WORDS BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*he grabs his ears and runs around in circles, in half light and half dark*
Naruto:now hes good, evil good evil,......
Deidara:WOULD YOU SHUT UP UN!!!!!!!
Naruto:you scare me, good bye people

Naruto:I FINALLY GOT MY SHOW BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura:the camara's on.
Naruto:oh....
Deidara:mummm muu nu
Naruto:it's a good thing we taped his mouth, that was probally rated to high for this show.
Sasuke:what about Itachi?
Itachi:*still sitting by Sakura*what?
Sakura:he's filling in for you, we cant get rid of him
Sasuke:but I look better on tv
Naruto THEN GET BACK TO THE LIGHT SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi:someone's emotionall today.
Naruto;I just miss SasukeT_T
Deidara:mwwwwwww....
Sasori:*wakes up*why is Deidara tied up?*untie's Deidara*
Everyone:NUUUUU.....
Sasori:what?
Deidara:FREEDOM UN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto:hide me
Orochimaru:come to the dark side he cant get you here.
Deidara:yeah I can, I'm evil too.
Tobi:LETS DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zestu:I tryed, he got away
Hidan:this close to no more Tobi
Tobi puts on some music and starts dancing
Gai and Lee pop out of no where
Gai:I want to dance
Lee:and i want to sing*both stike a poes*
Sasuke:everytime it BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi:well I can stike a better poes*strikes poes*
Everyone:BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
Gai and Lee:YOUTH RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori:PUPPETS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gai and Lee:YOUTH!
Kankuro:*pops out of nowhere* PUPPETS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:I never get use to that. yeah
Gai, Lee, and Kankuro have a fight of whats better
Naruto:That's it I quit

Naruto:*ducktaped to chair*grrr...
Sakura:your not leaving if I cant leave
Sasori:now whats better?
Gai and Lee:*tied to chair*puppets.....
Kankuro:I cant hear you....
Gai and Lee:PUPPETS RULE!
Sasori and Kankuro:*high five*
Itachi:come back little brother I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone:AHHHHH...IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi:I have feelings, I just dont like to show them....
Sasuke:you did a good job when you killed our clan.
Naruto:doesnt that give you a warm and fuzzy feeling?*hugs Deidara*
Deidara:get off squirt un.
Sakura:how did you get un tied?
Naruto:Tobi duh.
Everyone:*death glare at Tobi*
Tobi:TOBI LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan:LOVE IS AGAINST MY RELIGON!!!!!
Naruto;Tobi's such a dork
Tobi:Tobi never been called a dork before, Tobi happy^^
Everyone:*backs away*
Sakura:abd I thought Naruto was bad but this guy makes Naruto look like a rocket scientist
Naruto:what did you think I was before you met him
Sasuke:*snicker* I have to see this
Sakura:welllll.......*boom*
Deidara:what I have not got to blow something up in a while un
everyone:*eye roll* *anime sweat drop*
Lee:can youth be scared?
Gai:yes youth can*hug eachother*
Lee&Gai:DONT HURT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*anime waterworks*
Gaara:puthetic, to be scared of*see's Deidara* AHHHHH.....NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*joins lee and Gai*
Orochimaru:creepy....
Sasuke:weird
Deidara:crazy
Naruto:strainge
Hidan:*holds up white flag* I give up everything is against my religon....

Naruto:ha, we have got more veiwers
Sakura:yeah the rating went from 10 to 01
Deidara walks up to her and turns the paper around
Sakura:oh sorry 01 to 10
Sasori: yeah and tieing Gai and Lee to the chair make it 12
Lee:*freaking out* cant watch....., must look away......
Gai:my eys wont close.......it's like watching a rerun of Blues Clues
Tobi:THATS STILL ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*grabs tv and waatchs blues clues*
Naruto:at least it's not barney...
Tobi:YAY!!!!!!! a marathon of Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke:you just had to say something, didnt you?
Sakura:I LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*watchs it with Tobi*
Naruto:NOOOO....NOT YOU TOO.
Sasori:hmmmm...*pulls out projector and plugs it in to tv and plays Barney on the wall*
Kankuro:niceeee....
Lee:I'm not afraid....., I love Barney.... GAI SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Gai:AHHHHHHH......NOT THE I LOVE YOU SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orochimaru:DONT WORRY BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!*listining to IPod*
Kabuto&Sasuke:*O.o backs away*
Naruto:this show could not get much more creepyer if it tryed
Sakura:wrong....
Itachi:*dancing to the Barney song*
everyone:o.O
Kisame:at least he's not singing...
Itachi:I LOVE YOU....
Naruto&Sakura:*tackle Kisame*
Sasori:I think that is what I hear in my room at night
Deidara:it is the tone deth weasel un
Kakuza:make it stop.....wahhhhhhhh....
Tobi:Oh look Dora's on
everyone:NOOO..NOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dora:do you see a gato?
Tobi:BEHIND YOU BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan:you know she cant hear you right?
Dora:thats right, he's behind me
Tobi:ha
Itachi&Orochimaru:*dancing* DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura:after the other show with Itachi singing, we lost all but one veiwer again so this is the last show
Naruto:yeah.....COME BACK TO THE GOOD SIDE SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leader:*comes running in* EVERYONE DO THE CANCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the Aktsuki's:0.o
Gaara:I will*joins leader in dancing*
Naruto:owww....I have never want to rip my eye's out before
Itachi and Orochimaru join the dance
Naruto:*rips eye's out* dangit I can still see them*puts eye's back in*
Tobi:Tobi want to dance*joins them*
Sasori:erge...to....dance...must....avoid CANCAN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!*joins in too*
Deidara:NOOO....I WILL SAVE YOU UN!!!!!!!!!!!!*goes to save Sasori*
Kankuro:I'm coming my puppet buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara&Kankuro:*pull Sasori out and tie him to a chair*
Kankuro:its for your own good....
Deidara:or your puppets get blew up
Sasori:fine*starts singing*
Deidara&Kankuro:*look at eachother*ducktape*tape his mouth shut*
The door burst open
Kymera:I LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE FOR ELEVEN DAYS AND YOU TRY TO MAKE IT ON PRIME TIME, I CANT TAKE A BREAK FOR NOTHING, OR YOU GUYS ARE DOING SOMETHING STUPID!
Leader:I belive I am in charge
Kymera: yeah but who ever put you incharge must have got droped on their head alot.
Sasori:*hops up to her still tied to the chair*mumuuuuuuu
Kymera:what did they do to you?*unties Sasori*
Sasori:KYMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*tackles her*
Deidara:please take us away from this place un*grabs her leg*
Hidan:please*grabs other leg* save us from that*points to Itachi*
Itachi:I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera:o.O OMFG that is creepy
Kisame:wahhhhhhhhh......*attaches himself to her arm*They kicked me out of the cancan line
All the Aktauki's attached to Kymera:PLASE TAKE US HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto:wait, i found this picture I want to show it to you guys*holds up picutre*

Deidara&Sasori:*look at picture*AHHHHHHH.....*runs back to Akatsuki*
Hidan:*snicker**gets death glare from Kymera**runs back to akatsuki*
Kymera:NOW ALL THE BLACK ROBED PEEPS GET BACK TO AKATSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!
They all ran out the door and back to their cave
Naruto:here give this to Leader*to Tobi*
Tobi:ok
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Tobi walked in the room
Leader:what is it Tobi?
Tobi:Naruto wanted Tobi to give this to you*hands him the letter*
Leader:thanks*Tobi leaves* *he opens letter*
Dear leader,
this is the web site where you can find thoes pictures, have fun with the black mailing
Naruto
Leader:thanks blondieMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Sakura:NARUTO YOU DID WHAT?!
Naruto:hehethat will teach then to mess with me and my stardom
Sasuke:I'll show you stardom*ties Naruto to a rocket and blast him into space.....*
Naruto: cant....breath....