Summary: Are you or your friend a narutard. Here are 10 qualities of some.
Categories: MadFic > Other
Characters: All
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3478
Read: 6306
Published: 25/06/08
Updated: 13/09/08
Naruto Guys! by Demonflare13
Author's Notes:
This will have info about when your a big fan of other characters. the boy characters!
You know that you or your friend is a kiba fan when:
1. When some one insults kiba you yell "Kiba is more of a man then you'll ever be!"
me: I have done this.
2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Inuzuka clan or Kiba's son/daughter.
me: Yup.
3. When someone insults Kiba, you start naming things off that make Kiba awsome.
Me: Yup.
4. When ever something is about to happen to Kiba, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"
Me:........Yup.
5. You want to be in the inuzuka clan badly!
Me: Very much so!
6. You try fang over fang.
Me: Shut up!
7. You yell happily when something good happen's to Kiba.
Me: Yes.
8. When people say they love Kiba you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: I do this. He is mine! I like Kiba very much but I am not as bad as some sasuke fangirls!
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Rock Lee fans:
1. You havea hairstyle that looks like Lee's.
Me: My friend does.......
2. You compare your friend to Lee.
Me: Me and my friends little brother do XD
3. You yell "NOOOO!!!" When something is about to happen to Lee.
Me: Somewhat.
4.You try your best to make Lee seem cool to your friends.
Me; Not really. We all like him somewhat.
5. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Lee's relative clan or Lee's son/daughter.
6. You have tried primary lotus.
Me: No.
7. You yell happily when something good happen's to Rock Lee.
Me: ...............Yes.
8. When people say they love Rock Lee you growl and yell "He's mine!
Me:No
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Neji Fan:
1. You start talking about destiny and say things that Neji would say.
Me: I love Neji but don't talk about destiny.
2. When something bad happens to Neji you yell "NOOOOO!"
Me; Yup.
3. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Hyugga clan or Neji's son/daughter.
Me: Nope.
4. You try to use the byakugan.
Me:.......Maybe once or twice.
5. You yell happily when something good happens to negi.
Me:.......Yes.
6. When people say they love Neji you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: Have not done this.
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Sasuke fans:
1. Your a sasuke fan girl and whenever you see him you scream "AHHHH! It's sasuke!"
Me: THis is why he is turning gay people!
2. You have pictures of sasuke everywhere.
Me: Some fangirls make me want to puke.
3. You have a sasuke plushie! You fantisize about being with sasuke, you want a baby with sasuke.
me: I know this is alot for one but still.
Sasuke: Do some people actually do this?
Me : yes..........
Sasuke: 0.0
4. You try sharingan.
Me: It is an awsome technique. I will admit that!
Sasuke: True, it is.
Me: Why are you here!?
Sasuke: Everyone you talked about so far is here.
Me:.......? Really?
Kiba/Neji/Rock Lee/Sasuke: Yes!
Me:Ok then!
5. When something bad happens to sasuke you yell at the tv.
Me: one time my friends and I kinda laughed XD
Sasuke: That's not nice!
Me: YOur the one who tried ot kill their best friend!
Sasuke:...............
6. You yell happily when something good happen's to Sasuke.
Me: Not really..
8. When people say they love Sasuke you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: No.
Sasuke: I cna't blame people for that. I am pretty sexy.
Kiba:.....I can disagree to that.
Me: Get over yourself, sasuke!
9. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Uchiha clan or Sasuke's son/daughter.
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Me: Sasuke, geuss who's next?
Sasuke: Who?
Me; *Evil smile*
Sasuke: NO!
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Naruto Fans:
1. You have tried, or wanted to do the rasengan.
Me: That is a rad technique!
Naruto: Believe it!
Sasuke:Why is he here!?
Me: Because I need someone to annoy you!
Sasuke:.........
Rock Lee: *Does pose and gives thumbs up*
Kiba:............I'm gonna stand way over here with Demon.....
Me: Ok, that works!
2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Naruto's sister/bro or Naruto's son/daughter.
Me: No, but I have a friend who does.
3. You yell happily when something good happens to naruto.
Me:.......Yes. My friends do too.
4. When people say they love Naruto you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: No.
Naruto: But why?
Me: Did you read anything!? I do that for Kiba!
Kiba: Ha! I'm special!
Naruto: *Pouts*
Me: Um....er.....But I;m sure other people do that for you!
5. You where gogglesthat Naruto wore at the beginning of the series.
Naruto: Those were some shmexy goggles!
*Everyone slowly walks away*
6. When something bad happens to Naruto you yell "NOOOOO!"
Me: My friend and I somewhat do.......One time we laughed though when we were watching a naruto specialXD
Naruto: What did I do?
Me: Step in crap with open toed shoes......twice.
Sasuke: *Twitches*
Kiba: *Laughs*
Rock Lee: 0.0
Naruto;...........0_0'
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Shika Fans:
1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Shikamaru's brother/sister/relative or Shikamaru's son/daughter.
me: no.
2. When someone insults Shikamaru, you start naming things off that make Shikamaru awsome.
Me: No.
3. When ever something is about to happen to Chooji, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"
Me:........A little.
Shikamaru:....
Me: What happened to everyone else?
Shikamaru: Naruto, asleep. Sasuke, locked himself in the bathroom. Rock Lee, asleep. Negi,I don't know. Kiba is over there.*Points at Kiba who is playing with akamaru*
4. You try shadow possesion jutsu.
Me: It's a good move.
Shikamaru:Yes it is but it's very troublesome.
5. You yell happily when something good happen's to Shika.
Me: no.
Shikamaru:.......
6. When people say they love Shikamaru you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: No.
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
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Chouji Fans:
Chouji: Where the hell are my chips?
Me: Here pig, pig,pig,pig.*Is pointing to dangling bag of chips*
2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Chouji's bro/sis or relative or Chouji's son/daughter.
me: Nope.
Chouji:*Is jumping for chips*
Shikamaru/Me: -_-'
4. When ever something is about to happen to Chouji, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"
Me:........Not really.
5. You try expansionj utsu or/and human boulder.
me: No.
6. You yell happily when something good happen's to Chouji.
Me: no.
7. When people say they love Chouji you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: NO!
8. When people call chouji fat you say either: 'He's not fatty, he's fluffy.' 'He's not fat, he's big boned.' or 'I think fat people are sexy.'
Me: Who the hell would do that?
SHikamaru: Someone who is also fat?
Me: True.
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Jirraya fans:
1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as related to jiraya or Jiraya's son/daughter.
me: No.
Jiraya: WHo wouldn't want to be my child though?
Me: You probably have tons of children somewhere in this world!
Everyone: -_-'
2. When someone insults Jiraya, you start naming things off that make jiaray awsome.
Me:Nothing is awsome about jiraya!
3. When ever something is about to happen to Jiraya, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"
Me: NO! My friends and I laugh at his pain!
Jiraya: That is not nice!
Me: Your the peepine tom!
4. You yell happily when something good happen's to Jirraya.
Me: NO.
5. When people say they love Jirraya you growl and yell "He's mine!"
me: WHY!? He's gonna cheat on ya! He's a bloody perve!
Shikamaru:..........
Naruto: That is probably true.
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Kakashi Fans:
.1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Kakashi's relative or Kakashi's son/daughter.
me: My friend does -_-'
2. When ever something is about to happen to Kakahi, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"
Me:........Sometimes..
3. You try lightening blade.
Me: That is a good move!
4. You yell happily when something good happen's to Kakshi.
Me: Somethimes.
Kakashi: ^_^
5. When people say they love Kakashi you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: My friend used to.
Kakahi: Used too?
Me: Are you deaf? Yes! Used to!
6. You look for the book 'make out paradise' or 'Come come paradise'
Me: no.
Kakashi: Such drama! Love!
Me: Shut up!
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Iruka fans:
Iruka: Why am I last?
Me: Because, had to do everyone else.
Iruka:......
1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as related to Iruka or Iruka's son/daughter.
me: Nope.
Iruka: Everyone has seemed to have lef t for lunch.
2. When ever something is about to happen to Iruka, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"
Me:........A little.
Iruka: Didyou hear me?
Me: I don't really care! Let me finish!
3. You yell happily when something good happen's to Iruka.
Me: An odd time.
Iruka: Almost done?
me: Don't rush!
4. When people say they love Iruka you growl and yell "He's mine!"
Me: No.
Iruka: Are we done?
Me: Yes.GO.-_-
Iruka: Good. *Walks to cafateria*
Demon: NExt time, the girls.
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