Summary: When Leader takes the Akatsuki's to see a shrink, they get stuck with Dr. Phill, who will kill Dr. Phill first, or will they be killed. (we also find out alittle about them)^^
Categories: General Fiction Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Sasori, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Word count: 384 Read: 4728
Published: 10/03/08 Updated: 31/03/08
1. Deidara by AJ Komozocky
2. Kakuzu by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto, and Like i promised after finishing Akatsuki BOwling, here it is BUMBUMBUM! DR. PILL! I could have come up with a better name, but I was in a hurry...
Deidara:What the...Where the hell am I! yeah!
Dr. Phill:Cussing is bad
Deidara:do you want to be blown up? un
Dr. Phill:Today we have a young woman who has a few problems.
Deidara: I AM A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Phill: some of those problems have to do with gender...
Deidara: I will show you problems...*tries to attack dr. Phill*
Dr. Phill: viloence is not the answer, love is.
Deidara:what kinda love is putting me in a straight jacket un?
Dr. Phill: now, Deidara is it? what we are about to show you is your life at home...
tv: Deidara this is your life!
Deidara:I AM TO A GUY! YEAH!*explosion*
~*~
Deidara:Hidan how many times to I have to tell you, my clay is for killing not molding!
~*~
Itachi: Kisame dont bother him, he's is PMSIng...
Deidara:What!?*explosion*
Deidara:who the hell made this? un
Tobi:*appears on screne* Sempai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara: I should have known!
Dr. Phill: Now Deidara this boy really cares about you, come on lets bring him out!
Tobi: Deidara-sempai!*hugs Deidara*
Deidara dont touch me or you will never see the light of day again! Un!
Dr. Phill:go on hug him Deidara
Audiancce:HUG HIM HUG HIM HUG HIM!!!!!!!!
Deidara:Yeah right!
Tobi:But I love you in sickness and in health, rich or for poor...
Deidara:WE ARENT GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!
Tobi; but...but....*cries*
Deidara:If I hug you will you shut up?! Un
Tobi:*hugs him*
Deidara:*twitch**hug**twitch*
audiance:awwwwwwwww....
Saori:*runs out* WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cries*
Deidara:please someone shoot me!*Sasori joins the hug*
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto
Dr. Phill:Today we have a sad story of a man and his money addiction
Kakuzu:what
Money:...
Kakuzu:but I do love you
money:...
Dr. Phill:right
Deidara:boooo this sucks! UN!
Kakuzu:He didnt mean it*pats money*
Dr.phill: I think...we should just put you in a straight jacket
Kakuzu;can it be made of money?
Hidan:he has so many issues!
Kisame:wait till they get Itachi out there...
AJ:we would lose ratings then
Kakuzu:I love him, but he can be so mean sometimes
Money:........................
Kakuzu:You always say that, but do you really mean it?!
Money:......
Kakuzu:so you do love!*hug money*
Dr. Phill:Ok right now we are going to a comercial, and when we come back Kakuzu will be in a nice padded room
Kakuzu:IS IT MADE OF MONEY!
Money:.......
Kakuzu:I'm sorry I love you
everyone:O.o
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