Help Sasuke? by A Vampires Butterfly
Summary: Everyone should feel sorry for Sasuke Uchiha. Or at least...we should try to make them.
Categories: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, General Fiction Characters: Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 6582 Read: 10491 Published: 08/10/07 Updated: 10/10/07

1. Violet's Try by A Vampires Butterfly

2. Shadra's Up Next! by Star Princess

3. *Shadra's Up Next!* by Star Princess

4. Enter the Ph33rful Dem0n! by MyLittleDemonKitsune

5. Hello! by RamenFox

6. Maja here.... by wannabewriter

7. Chapter 6: Hey! Cherished here! ^-* i've come to deliver chaos and mayhem.... by Cherished

8. Reconsider by Blueberry sun

8. Reconsider by Blueberry sun

10. Shadra's back again? by Star Princess

Violet's Try by A Vampires Butterfly
Author's Notes:
Hi there! This A Vampires Butterfly or Violet! Okay...it is like three a.m here I am so tired,my brain is melting, and I've been looking at too much fanart. I have no idea where this idea came from. But it is a round robin. Which means you guys can keep this going! Heck, help poor Sasu-chan out! By all means. I would love to read why you guys think we should stop! Or why we shouldn't....Enjoy my insomnia! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
Everyone should feel sorry for Sasuke Uchiha.

No, not for the dying clan, murdered by older brother, blah…blah…blah.

And if not for that, then what?

For surely I have been following the anime and have heard all the spoilers everyone has been spreading around!

Of course I have. I’m a fanfiction author. That knowledge keeps me writing.

So why the heck should you feel sorry for Sasuke? He left poor Naru-chan! Or….if your one of those weird Sakura/Sasuke fans. He left poor Sakura-chan!

Yeah…I know that.

But really. Have you seen what we do to him?! I mean, if we’re not making him gay. We’re making him emo. If not that, we’re having him raped by Orochimaru. If not that, we’re having him raped by Itachi, or tortured by him at least. If not, then we’re pairing him with Sakura! Or Hinata!

People….authors….girls! For the sake of keeping poor Sasu-chan living, we must stop!

Surely there have to be more characters to mess with? Sure, Sasuke is very hot, emo, and a freaking bastard!!! Latest manga has more than proven that. But come on. Why don’t we mess with….

Neji!

Or….

Gaara!

Heck…why not even….

Shino!

All are close enough in personality to mess with! Well…Shino is a long shot, but that’s for the more creative people.

Neji is hot, plus with girly hair and could possibly be blind! Come on, don’t you want to mess with him? Plus he never shuts up about destiny. And he has a weird mark on his forehead. Like Sasuke!

Well…Sasuke has it on his neck.

Uh…

And he has a bad past, with his family! Like Sasuke!

Well….Neji only had his father killed…and then we found out he wanted to be killed…

Um…

Also, Neji made fun of Naru-chan!

Gasp!

Yes, so he is a bastard too!

Perfect, no?

If not Neji, then how about Gaara? He wears eyeliner and has a raccoon thingy in him! Also, I heard he likes cookies! Don’t you want to feed him cookies? Or make fun of him? Something! He likes to kill people! Like Sasuke!

Well….Sasuke just wants to kill Itachi…

Right….

And he ‘Love’ tattooed on his forehead! Like Sasuke!

Well…actually…Sasuke has the curse mark on his neck and it is not a tattoo and has nothing to do with love….

Uh…

Oh! Oh! He has a bad past! Yes, yes, very bad. So sad. Like Sasuke! Except…you know….he kind of killed the only person he thought loved him….and that person was his uncle though he looked like an aunt to me….But his mother died! Like Sasuke!

Well…except…his mother died giving birth to him…But his father hated him!

Yet…we don’t know if Sasuke’s father hated him, just he didn’t really pay attention to him….

But! He said he was going to kill Naru-chan!

Gasp! Again!

Yes, he is a murdering bastard too!

Also perfect, no?

And now Shino!

Uh….um….der…right…well….


Oh! They both barely talk!

Perfect!

See! We should stop torturing Sasuke. So many other bastards to torture, why only stay on one? Besides….you know he loves the attention. He’s an attention whore.

Orochimaru’s attention whore.

But not for long!

For Naru-chan will prevail!

And get his bastard back! And they can go off and have angsty, smexy, smut!

“Violet! Stop messing up the script!”

You know what, Sasuke! I quit! Fix your own freaking image! It’s not my fault you had to go be a bastard and run off to Orochimaru! Besides, you deserve everything the fangirls throw at you! In fact, you know what? I’m going to go write the next chapter of ‘Unspoken Pain’ and make sure Orochimaru rapes you good and hard!

Bastard…

“Wait…Damn it….Anybody else want to convince these fangirls to stop torturing me?”
End Notes:
So yeah....Add if you want! I'll check this randomly if you guys want to actually do it. Hope you liked. Reviews are welcomed with cookies, cake, and plushies! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
Shadra's Up Next! by Star Princess
Author's Notes:
I do not own any of these character! I'm merely a person who wishes to help poor Sasu-chan out.
Hello Everyone! My name is De’Shadrian, but you may call me Shadra (Say-dra, I know it’s weird. It’s a nickname for crying outloud.) for short. It’s my first try on this but hey, gotta help Sasuke out a bit. Violet was right before she quit. He is always being tortured!


O.k. Violet said we should find someone else like Gaara, Neji, or Shino because they are so alike. I say let’s turn our attention to the other people who we find annoying.

“Hn. I’m starting to not hate you already.”

I’ll take that as a complement since it is coming from the one of the world’s greatest bastards. Anyways lets get started with the first one.

Kiba


Look at the guy! He practically screams I’m annoying. Literally! He’s always talking just as loud as Naruto and is just as proud and arrogant sometimes. Remember when he and Naruto fought in the exams? Yeah, he went on and on about how Naruto wasn’t good enough to be Hokage and everything. Plus he’s always got that dog of his with him. Not that I really care about that, I mean, I love dogs as much as the next person and Akamaru is just the way past cutest thing and. . .

“You’re getting off subject.”

Oh! Yeah! Sorry, anyways the point is that I’m sure because of that he always smells like dog. Sure that may not be bad to many of you, but have you ever stopped to think about how that would look to him after a while? Some people may not be too keen on that.

Not good enough? Fine then, uh, how about.

Choji! Yeah!

Look at him! He’s always eating and complaining about how he’s tired. That can seriously get in the way when you’re on a mission. Think about it. I’m sure Itachi and Orochimaru would love to have a little butterball for a playmate instead of skinny pale Sasuke. He could be like the new Pillsbury doughboy! They can find all the places on his body to make him laugh, or any other interesting sounds.

“. . . .”

What? Just throwing it in.

“. . . .”

Oh, come on! When have you never made fun of anyone being slightly overweight? Besides it was just a little joke. It’s not like he’s gonna get mad at me over it. But he could like he did that time he was called “fat” and. . .

“You’re getting off again.”

Oh! I see that wasn’t good enough either. I still have more!


Shikamaru! Yeah!

We all know he’s a freakin’ genius. But what if even he wasn’t smart enough to get away from Itachi or Orochimaru? Think about it, those two are pretty good. Shikamaru could be up against his match, or a wall depending on what they do to him.

“Pervert.”

Hey, I can’t help it! I read fanfiction. Anyways. Shikamaru is always talking about how everything is so “troublesome” and never wants to do anything but look at the clouds! It you were to look at it this way, he almost makes it look like he’s better than everyone. Just sits there with his always bored expression like he’s too good to be around everyone else and has a high IQ but too lazy to but it into actual use most of the time. I mean seriously if I had an IQ of 200. I’d find every way possible to make my life so much easier. I wouldn’t have to study for tests because I’d be smarter than the professors and. . .

“I will not warn you again.”

Wait! I have one more! I’m sorry!

Lee!

Yeah, of course Lee would be one of the annoying ones! Just LOOK at him!

What’s with all the green? Seriously is that really necessary? Plus there’s those eyebrows of his, not to mention that haircut. He’s like a Gai-sensei miniature! I think he’s like obsessed with the man or something. And all he talks about is youth and training. He is also always pushing himself and punishing himself with extreme challenges for not getting something done. Someone should knock some sense into that boy and seriously give him a make over! The boy needs help! It shouldn’t be that hard to do so! I bet if you made him wear anything beside green spandex of his he’d have a hard attack, or past out from shock if you told him that youth was overrated or something. LOL! Or even. . .

What? Can’t I have fun while I do this?


“Hn.”

Anyways, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. I bet Lee would be fine after a few training sessions with someone like . . .not like him in general helping him. Al it takes is a relaxed opposite to help him out. Think about it. Lee never stops talking, Itachi hardly ever does. Lee is loud and enjoys spreading his “youthfulness” to others. Orochimaru is sort of soft spoken and enjoys spreading curses. See? Hand and Hand. Like Sasuke and Naruto.

“What?”

Yeah! You two were like made for each other! You’re almost the same but different. Same past almost. Grew up alone and all that. But You like to be alone and Naruto wants others to except him. You look like you could live in the middle of night with all that black and blue and Naruto is just the meaning of daytime. With his sunshine hair and those pretty baby blue eyes of his and that loud orange outfit. It’s just natural Night and Day, light and dark, Sasuke and Naruto. Once these fanfiction writers lay off you, you will be free to fuck Naruto all you want and won’t have to break it into your schedule like you did this morning.

“WHAT?!”

Hey, don’t get mad at me. I told you that I was going to be here at 3:30 and sure I was late by like 5 minutes, but you couldn’t even wait that long ya impatient bastard! I didn’t want to say anything because you two sounded like you were enjoying youselves very much. So I just waited down the hall. Though that didn’t help considering all the noise Naruto was making. I didn’t even think he could get any louder. You sure helped him prove me wrong. Bravo, Sasuke!

“You were listening?! What kind of sick freak are you?”

Hey! Freak I may be but sick? That’s where I draw the line! I’m not helping you anymore! And I just might start writing stories and, and, make the first chapter about how you walked in on your parents and then watch Itachi kill them and then him and Orochimaru rape you!

“That is sick.”

Never bite the hand that feeds you. Or in your case, the hands that can control your fate. Good luck getting the memories out of your head. You have been warn and do expect it!

“Great. First, Violet and now Shadra. I’m really in a mess. Not only do I have to find someone else to help me, but both of those girls are going to write crazy chapters about me. Is there someone else out there who can help me?”
End Notes:
I really hope you enjoyed this. Please let me know what you think. Nice things only for now! Remeber, I'm a beginner. See ya soon!
*Shadra's Up Next!* by Star Princess
Author's Notes:
I do not own anything of Naruto. I'm merely a person who wishes to help poor Sasu-chan out.
Hello Everyone! My name is De’Shadrian, but you may call me Shadra (Say-dra, I know it’s weird. It’s a nickname for crying outloud.) for short. It’s my first try on this but hey, gotta help Sasuke out a bit. Violet was right before she quit. He is always being tortured!


O.K. Violet said we should find someone else like Gaara, Neji, or Shino because they are so alike. I say let’s turn our attention to the other people who we find annoying.

“Hn. I’m starting to not hate you already.”

I’ll take that as a complement since it is coming from the one of the world’s greatest bastards. Anyways lets get started with the first one.

Kiba


Look at the guy! He practically screams “I’m annoying”. Literally! He’s always talking just as loud as Naruto and is just as proud and arrogant sometimes. Remember when he and Naruto fought in the exams? Yeah, he went on and on about how Naruto wasn’t good enough to be Hokage and everything. Plus he’s always got that dog of his with him. Not that I really care about that, I mean, I love dogs as much as the next person and Akamaru is just the way past cutest thing and. . .

“You’re getting off subject.”

Oh! Yeah! Sorry, anyways the point is that I’m sure because of that he always smells like dog. Sure that may not be bad to many of you, but have you ever stopped to think about how that would look to him after a while? Some people may not be too keen on that. Also, just think of all the things we could come up with for torturing a dog lover like Kiba. Just being such a dog lover practically yells out the point that he could love being submission.

Not good enough? Fine then, uh, how about…

Choji! Yeah!

Look at him! He’s always eating and complaining about how he’s tired. That can seriously get in the way when you’re on a mission. Think about it. I’m sure Itachi and Orochimaru would love to have a little butterball for a playmate instead of skinny pale Sasuke. He could be like the new Pillsbury doughboy! They can find all the places on his body to make him laugh, or any other interesting sounds.

“. . . .”

What? Just throwing it in.

“. . . .”

Oh, come on! When have you never made fun of anyone being slightly overweight? Besides it was just a little joke. It’s not like he’s gonna get mad at me over it. But he could like he did that time he was called “fat” and. . .

“You’re getting off again.”

Oh, fine! I see that wasn’t good enough either. I still have more!


Shikamaru! Yeah!

We all know he’s a freakin’ genius. But what if even he wasn’t smart enough to get away from Itachi or Orochimaru? Think about it, those two are pretty good. Shikamaru could be up against his match, or even a wall depending on what they do to him.

“Pervert.”

Hey, I can’t help it! I read fanfiction. Anyways, Shikamaru is always talking about how everything is so “troublesome” and never wants to do anything but look at the clouds! It you were to look at it this way, he almost makes it look like he’s better than everyone. Just sits there with his always bored expression like he’s too good to be around everyone else and has a high IQ but too lazy to put it into actual use most of the time. I mean seriously if I had an IQ of 200, I’d find every way possible to make my life so much easier. I wouldn’t have to study for tests because I’d be smarter than the professors and. . .

“I will not warn you again.”

Wait! I have one more! I’m sorry!

Lee!

Yeah, of course Lee would be one of the annoying ones! Just LOOK at him!

What’s with all the green? Seriously is that really necessary? Plus there’s those eyebrows of his, not to mention that haircut. He’s like a Gai-sensei miniature! I think he’s like obsessed with the man or something. And all he talks about is youth and training. He is also always pushing and punishing himself with extreme challenges for not getting something done. Someone should knock some sense into that boy and seriously give him a make over! The boy needs help! It shouldn’t be that hard to do so! I bet he’d pass out if you told him youth was overrated or even have a heart attack for trying to make him wear something other than green. LOL! Or even. . .

“…” *Gives annoyed look*

What? Can’t I have fun while I do this?


“Hn.”

Anyways, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. I bet Lee would be fine after a few training sessions with someone like . . .not like him in general helping him. All it takes is a relaxed opposite to help him out. Think about it. Lee never stops talking, Itachi hardly ever does. Lee is loud and enjoys spreading his “youthfulness” to others. Orochimaru is sort of soft spoken and enjoys spreading curses. See? Hand and Hand. Like Sasuke and Naruto.

“What?”

Yeah! You two were like made for each other! You’re almost the same but different. Same past almost: Grew up alone and all that, but you like to be alone and Naruto wants others to accept him. You look like you could live in the middle of night with all that black and blue and Naruto is just the meaning of “daytime”. With his sunshine hair and those pretty baby blue eyes of his and that loud orange outfit. It’s just natural- Night and Day, light and dark, Sasuke and Naruto, get it? Once these fanfiction writers lay off you, you will be free to fuck Naruto all you want and won’t have to break it into your schedule like you did this afternoon.

“WHAT?!”

Hey, don’t get mad at me. I told you that I was going to be here at 3:30 and sure I was late by like 5 minutes, but you couldn’t even wait that long ya impatient bastard! I didn’t want to say anything because you two sounded like you were enjoying yourselves very much. So I just waited down the hall. Though that didn’t help considering all the noise Naruto was making. My God!I didn’t even think he could get any louder. You sure helped him prove me wrong. Bravo, Sasuke!

“You were listening?! What kind of sick freak are you?”

Hey! Freak I may be, but sick? That’s where I draw the line! I’m not helping you anymore! And I just might start writing stories and, and, make the first chapter about how you walked in on your parents and then watch Itachi kill them and then him and Orochimaru rape you!

“That is sick.”

Never bite the hand that feeds you. Or in your case, the hands that can control your fate. Good luck getting the memories out of your head. You have been warned and do expect it!

“Great. First, Violet and now Shadra. I’m really in a mess. Not only do I have to find someone else to help me, but both of those girls are going to write crazy chapters about me. Is there someone else out there who can help me?”
End Notes:
Hope you enjoyed this. Comments welcome. Nice ones though, I'm a beginner remember? See ya soon!
Enter the Ph33rful Dem0n! by MyLittleDemonKitsune
Hi, Demon Kit here to put in my side of this crap. I agree completely with Violet and Shadra. Oh, and those fics would be pretty-


"Ahem, get on with it Kat."


That's Demon Kit to you mister, and I can't help it if Usagi pours ideas into my head! You know me! I act like a bipolar person with ADD who's on crack and drank some vodka!


So anyways, stop the torture! If we wind up killing Sasuke, Naru-chan will be all depressed and wind up going emo on us, and then... suicidal! And after that, Itachi will be so down because his Kyuu-chan will be gone!


"Of task... Kat."


Quit smirking you bastard! I don't care how you feel about how I'm saying this!


So, lets pick on someone else, or we'll end the entire thing!

~*~*~*~ Sakura ~*~*~*~


"Sakura?"


Yes, we should pick on Sakura! I mean, pink hair? WTF? Her large forehead creates a glare and prevents Sasuke from getting a good view of Naru-chan! Not to mention how she always hangs around him like she owns the right to be attached to him, that clearly belongs to Naruto!


~*~*~*~ Ino ~*~*~*~


"How about Ino?"


What!?! No, Ino rocks man! The only way I could pick on her is if it were before the time skip when she's just an annoying fangirl, hindering Naruto to get to you! Because everyone knows, her and Shikamaru make the best couple for her!


~*~*~*~ Hinata ~*~*~*~


"How about the freak that stalks my Naru-chan! She should die! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!"


I completely agree, and her name is Hinata. What's her problem!?! I mean, isn't it obvious that Naruto doesn't like her like that? And what's with the fucking stuttering!?! Even little babies don't stutter as much, it's like she has a speech problem!


~*~*~*~ End Rant ~*~*~*~


"What about Temari?"


You're a crazy phsyco... She has done nothing wrong! You have issues!


"And what about the girl with buns on her head?"


Tenten either, what's your problem! Was it you who killed your mom because you're a freaking sexist? Le gasp! You are, I knew it, why did I even bother doing this if you're just out to destroy all women kind!


"Demon Kit, I-"


Too late pretty-boy! I'm going to make a fic where you and NEji are sealed inside a box with a gun and two shots! And I'll put Naruto and Gaara in a cage with, laughing at your misfortune, because they'll hold a button that releases another cage of over-stimulated-crazed-NejiSasu-fangirls, and your fangirls, and on the label for the button will be: 'Release the endless supply of ramen and cookies!'


"... Evil."


Thank you for the compleiment... sexist-baka! I hate you, I'm off to make you suffer!


"NOOOOO!!! Someone help me, please, I just want someone to stop the torture on me! Help me!"
Hello! by RamenFox
Author's Notes:
Hi my name is RamenFox. No nickname...at least i think. -__-;. Anyway i am here to help our little poor Emo. Let's begin.
*giggles* I am so happy doing this.

"..."

Whats wrong? Got something stuck up your ass again?

"NO, everyone is now torturing me with fanfiction! I'M GOING CRAZY!"

Please, like you haven't before? T_T Anyway, now it my turn to tell the story! xD

I think we should help Sasuke because...uh...well I guess he is pretty much fun to mess with. And he DOES have AWESOME chicken butt hair. And don't forgot that hot death glare he has. And with Naruto...*drools*

"HEY! NO! You are making things worse!"

Can't help it, you are just so EMO! Its funny! ^^

"I hate you..."

You hate everything...except Naruto.

Anyway we should start making fun of Kakashi! Yeah, Kakashi! He is so cool! With his "Yo"'s and lateness and THAT MASK! WHAT IS UNDER THAT MASK! Makes you wonder, ne?
And don't you think some young person shouldn't have gray hair. How old IS Kakashi? Even when he was young! Man...at least its not worse than Sakura, LOL

Anyway..next we should tease is...

"Your mom."

O_o...I didn't think you would stoop that low, Sasuke.

"No, shit! I didn't mean it. Don't torture me like the others!"

Hmmm, alright. Since you begged and all, which was surprising by the way.

"Tch."

Anyway I think we should start teasing Itachi more. I mean, come on! He is just like Sasuke only with no chicken butt hair and MORE quiet and emo. He's sexier too. xD he may be more evil but you always can have him OOC. Making him immature and happy and so perverted at times.

"Wow. disturbing."

*glares*

"*glares back*"

*glares harder*

"*Uchiha death glare*"

*scurries away* TOO EVIL!

"Victory is mine!"

Bastard. Anyway so yeah, we should tease these two cause they're awesome like that.

"But not as awesome as me."

HEY! Do you want us to stop with the false writing!?

"...yes."

Good, now shut up and let me do the talking.

"Oh no, my 'something bad is going to happen' senses are tingling."

Oh, haha very funny. Emo depressed freak.

"Yaoi freak."

Why, thank you. I know I am.

"..."

So anyway...again...we should stop harrassing Sasuke-kun and start harrassing other characters as well. Like dhe ones before in the other chapters. I must say I wouls very much enjoy teasing Gaara. ^^ Heh...cookies. I heard that Gaara likes DDR!

"WHAT!? No way! LOL I can't wait to laugh it in his face!"

So evil, Sasuke.
I like it! MUHAHAHAHA!

"MUHAHAAHAHAHA!"

MUAHAHAHAAH!

"MUHAHAHAHHA!"

We better shut up now.

"Right."

Well I guess my time is up.

"Thank god."

I better get going and...oh what the hell! I'm going to write a fic where Sasuke is going to get raped by Orochimaru, Itachi, AND Kakashi just for the fun of it!

"TRAITOR!"

You were the traitor first when you left Naruto all alone.

"..."

Yeah, you have nothing to say to that, huh emo brat. well Anyway good luck Naru-chan! You will always be my favorite Uke! xD
Bye...stupid emo Sasuke. *glares*

"AAAARRGGH! Isn't ANYONE on my side here!? ANYONE!? For gods sake!"

Nope, your just too much of an arrogant bastard. c ya! =3

"I hate you all...a lot!"
End Notes:
Haha! I made Sasuke suffer. But...I was suppose to help save him...oh well I tried. Good luck whoever is next on here! ^^
Maja here.... by wannabewriter
Author's Notes:
^_^ i feel like torturing.... certain people...
Ok I'm going to get straight into it!

First off!

Tobi!

AHHH! Soooo annoying and happy, yet a complete bastard when you thing of Madara… then there is the fact that he might be Obito! Ahhh so confusing!... but at least he’s funny… to make fun of anyway…

Deidara!

WTF! Dude you look like a freaking girl, and you have four mouths, not one, FOUR FREAKING FREAKY MOUTHS! And you end your sentence’s weirder than anyone else on the show *so far*

Zetzu!

Ummm… Ok there are maaaaany thing wrong with Zetzu… Plant, man, cannibal, half black, half white, cannibal, freaky eyes… oh did I mention CANNIBAL! And then there is the fact that he always ends up in my dreams recently T.T why though?

Pain, Pein!

Piercing’s, weird eye Kekkai Genkai *bloodline limit* …. Even weirder than the Sharingan…. Weirder that the Byakuugan… WEIRDER THAN… … um…… HAKU’S GENDER! *twill get onto Haku in a min* just plain psycho! I don’t like him… he scares me T.T…. more than Zetzu….

Haku!

Dude you dress as a chick, you look like a chick yet your not a chick? As I have written in my art book- Haku, Gender confusion at its finest… *underneath* and brother/sister to Deidara. But I like the Ice Kekkai Genkai…. I really do…

---break---

Ok I seriously have a problem, not so much with sasuke but with sasuke’s fan girls… C’MON PEOPLE! EVEN NARUTO’S CUTER THAN HIM!!!

---End Break---

Sai!

Ok ok…So at school I’m known as Sai’s stalker but~ HE HAS MANY PROBLEMS! I think we all know of his hobby- torturing Naruto about his penis, but just the fact that that IS his hobby is just…. WRONG... and this is coming from a Yaoi fan girl… I still think it is wrong… Unless it’s funny… in a weird sense…. And now I’m confusing myself… in short… Sai- A mental institution Reject…

Asuma!

I have to say this now! I’m glad he died! I thought he was a freak… I don’t know why but I did… But he is gone now and all is good…

---The Rest---

Sesshoumaru!

I KNOW he’s not from Naruto but I HATE HIS GUTS! I just really don’t like him… InuYasha is FAR more attractive, has two arms, emotions AND dog ears… stuff you FFG! *Fluffy’s Fan Girls*

Death Note!

Any one apart from Misa is a freak… That’s official coz I say so… Good plot bad writing and characters… apart for Misa that is…

Byakuya!

AHHHHH! Save me from Rukia’s brother! I hate him and always will… He’s so cruel to Ichigo! *this is bleach I’m talking bout now XD*

Well… This is all… well actually it isn’t I just got lazy and couldn’t be bothered to write anyone else…

Signing off,

Maja, with lots of Love!
Chapter 6: Hey! Cherished here! ^-* i've come to deliver chaos and mayhem.... by Cherished
Author's Notes:
Same rules apply. don't own Naruto. so no sue. U got that? *>_>
~o.k. first things first...Freely admitted, I am an all-out Sasuke hater....

THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN HEAR?!?!?! 0_e *TWITCH*

STFU Sasuke. But to answer your question i'm here to torture you. but as i was saying, I DO enjoy a good SasuNaru fanfic...especially when i can watch it on the camera i've got...

WHAT?!?!?!

...never mind that. Anyways....^-^ we SHOULD stop torturing Sasuke.

Finally! I have found my savior! SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Dude. If you interupt me again with the word "SQUEE" i'm going to not only torture you, but put you in a cage in a pink and frilly maid outfit, then chain you inside of it and have you watch Sakura and ino make out with Naruto. And i'll toss in a few thousand of your fangirls to help torture you. And I'll even invite Ita-kun, Dei-chan, and the rest of Akatsuki to watch you suffer. :heart: ^-^ i love being a sadistic yoai writer.

0_0. eep! RUN NARUTO!!!!!! NOT THE FRILLINESS!!!!!! anything but the Frilly dress! GAAAAH!!!!!!

....All 135,000 of my imaginary friends think you have SERIOUS issues Sasuke. Anyhow.....We should stop torturing Sasuke ~temporarily at least! ^-*~ because there are SO MANY other character's to torture out there...like...uh....^-^; i can't think of any...

WHAT!!!!!!

oh yeah! *whacks head* we should torture......

Rock Lee!!!! again; as other writer's have meantioned; he wears WAY to much green. And again....He's to into "Youthfullness" ugh. no offense to Lee-fan's out there, but seriously! it's like he drank five gallons of coffee, took some crack, and then decided that "Youth" was THE BEST WORD EVER! CHA!!!!! *which by the way it isn't* plus i just think he's way to hyper-active. and i hate his eyebrows/haircut. it's pretty obvious he just drew those things on with permanent marker or steals some of MY Gaara-kun's eyebrows when he starts to finally get them or something. And i think he has it as bad for his "Youthfull Sensai" as Sasuke Does for Naruto. Hm...somebody should write a fic about an "improvised" version of the infamous "Green Jumpsuit" only make it actually smexy and have Naruto wear it when Sasuke's on something like viagra! sorry! that just popped out of my head at random........>_>; hehe....won't happen again i hope...

HEY! You people KEEP Naruto away from that green piece of...YOUR Gaara-kun? *Sasuke's smirking*

yes. MY Gaara! MINE!!!! and i own Sai too. which is why i'm not going 2 torture them in this. hm.....does anyone else think that Gaara and Sai would make a cute couple? Sai with his "cheerful" comments and Gaara trying to understand things like emotions...? it'd be pretty cute! ^-^ especially if Sai warped him a little.....^-*

EEP. EEP. EEP. EEP. 0_0 i've requested help from a maniacal Gaara-loving, Sai-obsessed fangirl! EEP!!!!!

Hey! i don't go into YOUR head to check out YOUR fantasy's of what you actually WANT to do to poor Naru-chan Chicken-butt! so stay the #377 outta mine for my fav. guys!

hn. fine. whatever.

O.k.....that still wasn't a good idea was it? hm...my next character to torture would be.....

KABUTO!!!!! that's right. Orochimaru's bitch. how'd he end up so wimpy to begin with? I'D sure like to know. and you have to admit he does look a little bit like a girl...with the hair anyways. and he's just so wimpy as far as bad-guys go!!!!!

another character i would happily torture would be....
HIDAN! i'm sorry to all hidan-lovers out there *if that's even possible* but he's such a freak! EVERYTHING'S against his religion. and he's also pretty pathetic! how'd he even make it to the ranks of Akatsuki? and just who is this "Jashin-Sama" he drools over so much?

good point. good point.

I think it would also be interesting to see thing's through TOBI'S P.O.V. in a more comical fic. don't u guys? Am i the only person who's ever wondered exactley what Tobi's seeing when he's being a spazz??? Of course then....i'd probably see why he likes to torture Dei-chan so much and i wouldn't be able to write anything with Dei-chan torturing Tobi because of some new prank he's pulled off on my favorite little artist *aside from Sai XD*

0_e oh. my. god. you like Deidara too?!?!?!

got a problem with it Chicken-head? -_- *hei/Uchiha/Kurama/Gaara/Seshhomaru deathglare*

NO! no, no no......just....hehe....keep on writing! 0_e
what Sasuke's thinking 'so...EVIL!!!!'

I heard that. Now, why not just let the boys be the one's to get tortured? *even though some of them need it more than others ^-** why not torture....

Sakura! or as i call her, the pink blob! We all hate her right? *except the odd fangirl...meep!* She's constantly clinging to Sasuke and that's interfering with his Yaoi time with Naruto MAJORLY! in more than one story i've noticed...just when things are getting interesting...said pink blob rushes in and spoils the Yoai!!!!! TTT_TTT we. must. torture. the blob. enough said.

and Definately Ino! she's like a Naruto-styled BARBIE!!!!! *shudder* that's all i'm going to say. Aside from she ALSO cuts into the sasunaru time majorly. -_-...

OMG THANK YOU CHERISHED! YOU HAVN'T TORTURED ME YET AND I HAVN'T SAID ANYTHING TO TICK YOU OFF!!!

oh. you don't NEED to say anything to tick me off Sasuke-kun...^-^

meh?

^-^ like i said, i'm fond of SasuNaru *if you can call addicted fond* but otherwise i'm pretty much a Major Sasuke-hater *sorry everyone! dont' hate me please! T_T* Itachi's better...even though he's pretty girly himself.

HEY!!!!! who said anything about girly?!?!?!

You've been an uke more than once. don't deny it foolish little brother. *Itachi walks in and smirks*

Well...uh....STAYTHEHECKAWAYFROMMEANDMYNARU-CHANYOUGIRLY-LOOKINGFREAKOFABROTHEROFMINE!!!!!! *Sasuke's knees are shaking now*

hm...i think he's scared of you Itachi.
Can i have my donuts now?
Sure thing! :heart: *hands Itachi a box of donuts*
oh and Itachi?
hn?
i'm currently busy on a fic' right now but when i'm done would u be apposed to me doing one of you and Naruto-chan meeting at a DDR festival? *wink*
Not at all.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! keep him away from my Naru-chan!!!!!

oh don't worry Sasuke! as soon as i'm done with my current fic' i'm going to do a spoof of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and you can be the crazy transvestite doctor whilst ickle Naru-chan can be the doctor's "Creation" muahahahaha.....^-^

OMFG DON'T!!!!!!

haha! too late! i'm already planning on doing it after i get my recent story done! ^-* just think Sasuke-Chicken...you can be in fishnet and girlish-cloths while your singing about how much fun u'r having being a mad scientist whos a transvestite! ^-^

I'm keeping my eyes out for that one! ^/_/^
u do that Itachi-san.

GAAAAH!!!! i can't take much more of this! isn't there SOMEONE out there who can save me from being tortured? HEEELP!!!!!!

hm. speak a little louder Sasuke-honey...i don't think Oakland heard you.

shut up.

hm...what's that old saying? 48 muscles to frown, 4 more muscles to STICK UP MY MIDDLE FINGER AND TELL YOU TO BITE ME!

0_e *twitch* isn't that...an icon?

yup! ICON'S RULE! sorry if this was so long everyone!
Lots of love :heart: ~Cherished. ^-*

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS HELP ME!!!!!!
stfu Sasuke.
End Notes:
well...i hope everyone liked this chapter! thanks for reading!
again, ~lots of love, :heart: Cherished. ^-^ being evil is so much fun!
Reconsider by Blueberry sun
Author's Notes:
I don't own Naruto either. Be nice though.
All come on people, we are really being me to Sasuke here. Doesn't he deserve a break? After all the things we put him through and all the things we are all threating to put him through? There is only so much a person can take! I mean sure, he is the an Uchiha and all but even Sasuke shouldn't be put through all this.

"Thank you! Finally, someone smart enough to understand."

Yeah, wait. . .What?! I was trying to help you and you sit there and call all the past people who helped you idiots? That is no cool. And to think i was going to convince them not to make them storys about you.

"No, wait-"

Save it! I'm done trying to butter the writers up. I'm going to write all the past writes and tell them to worsen your fate ten fold or something. Good luck finding someone else.


Oh yeah, can't leave without this. You're a bastard!


"This is not going well at all."
End Notes:
What cha think?
Reconsider by Blueberry sun
Author's Notes:
I don't own Naruto either. Be nice though.
All come on people, we are really being me to Sasuke here. Doesn't he deserve a break? After all the things we put him through and all the things we are all threating to put him through? There is only so much a person can take! I mean sure, he is the an Uchiha and all but even Sasuke shouldn't be put through all this.

"Thank you! Finally, someone smart enough to understand."

Yeah, wait. . .What?! I was trying to help you and you sit there and call all the past people who helped you idiots? That is no cool. And to think i was going to convince them not to make them storys about you.

"No, wait-"

Save it! I'm done trying to butter the writers up. I'm going to write all the past writes and tell them to worsen your fate ten fold or something. Good luck finding someone else.


Oh yeah, can't leave without this. You're a bastard!


"This is not going well at all."
End Notes:
What cha think?
Shadra's back again? by Star Princess
Author's Notes:
I still don't own Naruto!
Sure Sasuke is a bastard and all but we shouldn't hold it agaist him. It isn't his fault that he was left all alone as a child because his brother decided to kill everyone he ever loved. But still look at Naruto. Boy doesn't even have a slightest clue about who his family is or what even happened to them and he doesn't get mad at the world like Sasuke here. Seariously, the boy does deserved to be tortured for the things he does and says to people when he opens his mouth. I also would like to say, I HATE Sakura with a passion! Girls like her are annoying and do nothing but get in the way. Someone should set the girl straight and let her know that her place is 6 feet under.

"I thought this was suppose to be about helping me?"

Always about you. I wanted to show the people that I don't think you really want to be helped. You might just love that attention those people give you. This is all just a set up to gain attention!

"What?!"

I can see through your little plan now! You just tricked Violet into feeling sorry for you just so you can hog more attention! You sneaky little bastard! I'm gonna get you for this! Just you wait!

"You're crazy!"

Whatever. I'm watching you. If I'm gonna let you continuting trying to get people to help you, but you better watch yourself though, no funny business with those nice enough to help you.

"Like I take orders from the likes of you."

You say that now. But remember, I'm in charge of your destiny!

"What you think you're Neji or something? Get lost!"

BASTARD!

*leaves to think of evil plan*

ONE DAY YOUR ASS WILL BE MINE! AND I'M NOT TALKIN ABOUT THE WAY NARUTO DOES IT EITHER!!!

"She is such a pervert! Can't anyone else help me?"
End Notes:
Just wanted to try something alittle different. I'm alittle hyper. Sorry if it doesn't make sense.
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