Red Ninja Vixen
GGGGGOOOODDDDDD!!! It's soooo stuffy in here! I need food!!!

Naruto: I am sooo hot...

Sasuke: You sure are..

Sakura and Kakashi: What?!

Sasuke:....uh,...I said..you porn star!

Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura: Oh...ok..

Pause...silence

Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura: Wait WHAT!

Sasuke: It's nothing..never mind

Sakura:' I cant believe it...Sasuke really is gay...'

Kakashi: I always wind up with the craziest teams...An add victim, an emo, homosexual, and a weak, and hopeless romantic...

Naruto: hahahahahahaha! I told you guys he was gay!

Neji: I could see that without the byakugan

Sakura: Neji?

Neji: Hey

Sakura: Hey..."0.o"

Neji: Like I said, What kind of guy would rather chase their brother instead of get laid by all the kunoichi in this village?

Naruto: A fagot, thats who!

Sakura: Don't point at Sasuke!

Naruto: Shut the hell up! you dissed me for the longest only to find out your lover boy is a enema king!

Sakura: (runs out of room crying)

Sasuke: (blushes) Uh....

Neji: you wanna tell us the truth, now?

Naruto: Just say it.
.................................................................................................
Sasuke:(Crying) I'M Gay!!

Kakashi: Thats all you had too do, was that so bad?

Sasuke: Not really...SO now that I've admitted it Naruto you wanna...

Naruto: Sorry Sasugay, I like girls...

Sasuke: Neji, Kakashi?

Kakashi: If I read ichi-ichi paradise you know I'm not gay..

Neji: Sorry I don't swing that way

Sasuke: I see..

Gunshot!

All: WTF????!!!!

Sasuke hits ground with guts spilling everywhere, face unrecognizable...

Naruto: Saw that coming

Others: We didn't

Itachi: Hah-ha-haaaa...Foolish little bro-

Everyone: Too late Itachi

Itachi: ......-/_-...bye...

Totally random!!!!! And super fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv'
Red Ninja Vixen

Inu-yasha:tetsusaiga

naruto:what the hell are you doing here

spongebob:yeah

naruto: awww hell no runs out of room screaming and hits a wall.

voice:poke him.

voice2:but hes dead.

naruto:what?

voice2:maybe not.

Itatchi:ninja art summoning jutsu:giant red clouds of doom.

everyone:what the hell are you doing here

itatchi:i don't know

pause.....
pause

pause

naruto:ooooooooookay, so who wants pizza

everyone:im allergic

naruto:then go to hell

everyone:were already there
ponits at sasuke and sakura

naruto:why did they even put her in the show

everyone except sakura:hmmm....we must...do something....

itatchi:lets tie her up and put her on the curb, maybe the garbageman will get lucky.

everyone else except sakura:dude your sick you cant be that mean.....to the garbage man....or the curb

sakura:awww i thought i was i good idea

naruto:wait where the hell am i

everyone except the bug:i dont know

ohyeah:hey

everyone:who are you

ohyeah:the person who put you in this story like this.

sakura:cool are you going to rape me

ohyeah:faints and gets back up shut the hell up *punches her*

everyone:*eye twithches*

ohyeah:anyways..... have you seen jaraiya

naruto:yeah he said he was going to a bar in tanzaku town

ohyeah;hey the perv fogot me*takes off after jaraiya

everyone:oooookkaaayy

Naruto: OH MY GOD!!
Neji: *stares in shock*
Voice: What happened??
Everyone turns around (it is me..aka Jenna)
Jenna: What?? -_-"
Neji: Who are you?!
Jenna: I'm Jenna Hyuga....And....no offense..but uh...you look alot like a teenage GIRL....*rolls eyes*
Naruto: *laughs head off*
Neji: Naruto...*turns and glares at Naruto evilly*
Naruto: .......*silence*
Tenten: What is going on here???
Neji: When did you get here, Tenten? *turns to her*
Tenten: I just did..-_-""
Jenna: -_-""
Naruto: Whatever.....I'm outta here *walks away*
Neji: *shakes head* Sasuke is gay...and he got shot...
Tenten: 0_0...Oh....My.....God....That is SO wrong
Jenna: Your tellin me o_o
Kakashi: *rolls eyes and reads his book*
Tenten: Grr...*takes book from Kakashi and throws it in the fire place*
Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *weeps continuesly*
Neji: Ugh....Its only a book Kakashi, no need to....
Kakashi: *grabs Neji by the collar* IT IS NOT JUST A BOOK! THAT WAS THE LAST COPY OF THE NEW SERIES!!!! *shakes Neji violently*
Jenna: -_-""
Tenten: o_o""
Neji: Sheesh....don't.....blame.....me! *glares*
Kakashi: *shakes him again* SHUT UP A**HOLE!!
Silence
Tenten: HEY! That wasn't nice Kakashi! *kicks him in the butt*
Kakashi: YEOW!!!! *lets Neji go and goes flyin*
Neji: *shakes head* Thanks....
Jenna: -_-""
Tenten: No problem....
Lee runs in all drunk
Lee: Ei hvrybody...!
Everyone else: HUH?!
Lee: I haid si!
Neji: Lee...did you drink AGAIN?!
Lee: Do...I nidnt....
Tenten: You DID!! When we told you NOT TO!!! *folds arms*
Jenna: Oh boy...just what I need to make my day worse...a drunken idiot....
Lee: I om nat na idiot...! *glares*
Jenna: o_o""
Neji: o_o""
Tenten: Be quiet Lee!
Audience laughs
Neji: Wha...where did THAT come from????
Tenten: I-I don't know...Jen....
Jenna: Oh no...we are on LIVE! *hides behind Tenten*
Lee: Ei hi everyone.....
Audience is silenced
Tenten: Don't be shy Jenna...*pushes me out*
Jenna: Uh....hi

*Katoso wakes up and looks round the room, which is pitch black*

Katoso: ...Wtf?

Scary Voice: How the hell did you get in here?

Katoso: *looks round and see's sasori* Argh! It's a ghost!

Sasori: What?

Katoso: Your meant ot be dead! o.0 Sakura killed you!

Sasori: Who the hell is Sakura, and who the hell are you? And how did you get in the akatsuki lair!?

Katoso: *thinks* So I'm in the past, I think, where sakura hasnt killed you yet?

*Sasori looks at Katoso with a 'your insane' look and shrugs*

Katoso: so if your not dead yet... I can kill you and take all the credit! >; D

Sasori: What!?

*Katoso pulls out a jar of woodlice, and throw it on Sasori*

Sasori: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around screaming*
Sasori: *falls to the floor* X_X

Katoso: If I got here due to a crummy FanFic, I'll use my powah to get me out! :P

*Snaps his fingers and reappears 200 feet above Konoha*

Katoso: O.O

*Snaps his fingers and reappears in a shower, next to a naked Oroachimaru*

Katoso: *puts his hands over his eyes* Jesus F**king christ, my eyes! THEY BURN!

Oroachimaru: My dream has come true! ^.^

*snaps his fingers and dissapears*

Oroachimaru: ='(

*Katoso appears in the middle of the sasu/naru kiss (the one in episode 2) and gets two kisses on the cheeks*

Katoso: >.0 *twitches*

Naruto: Oh thank god! *shakes Katoso's hand*
Thank you for saving me from yaoi overload!

Sasuke: But... my kiss... *starts crying*

*Naruto punches Sasuke in the face*

Naruto: Kiss my fist, Sas-gay!

Katoso: *Still twitching violently*

--( End )--

Me: Hello, Everyone.

Everyone: Who're you?

Me: i'm Aiko Migoto, an OC.

Naruto: Oh, all right.

Sakura: *whispers to me*

Me: What, he actually admitted it?! *pats Sasuke on back*

Sasuke: -_-'

Me: Just out of curiotsity, hiw many of you had been to the timeskip?

Naruto and Kakashi: once or twice.

Sasuke: *shrugs*

Sasuke: I've been...once.

Me: Well, Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, if you've been to the timeskip, you know that Sakura is amazingly strong in it.

Kakashi: Crap

Naruto: What's your point.

Sasuke: *dives for the remote, but I grab it first*

Me: My point is, that you, sasuke and Kakashi have done nothing but diss her in a couple of the episodes..... And I have the remote, and if I hit the fast forward button....

Kakashi: then we're all doomed. -_-'

Me: *Presses fast forward button*

----------------------------------------------------------

Five minutes later

Me: Finally, we are officially in Shippuuden!

Sakura: Oh, Boys.....!

Kakashi,Naruto and Sasuke: CRAP! *runs away from Sakura*

Me: *laughing uncontrolabley*

(a whiles away, screaming, things breaking, and footsteps can be heard)

Me: Well that ends this show, Aiko has left the building! bye!

Naruto: I'd say her brain has left the building.

Me: Hurt him twce as bad, Sakura!

Sakura: SURE! *punches Naruto about 30 miles*

Sakura is continuing to pummel the boys......

Voice: STOP!

Sakura: Huh?

Voice: I'm putting you under arrest for excesive use of steriroids...

Sakura: I don't take steriroids...

Voice: Then explain to me why you still don't have boobs!

Sakura: Who are you to dare accuse me?

Voice: It's me....the one and only.....Noleta! Oh and my lackys Kierra and Lore.....

Kierra and Lore: hey.....

Sakura: As if I care......

Noleta: *jumps out of hiding spot* You're gonna pay for that......

Kierra: Oh noes, she's gonna use her ultimate weapon!

Lore: Run for your life!

Kierra, Lore and the Naruto boys run as fast as they can....

Noleta reaches into her back pocket and pulls out......

Noleta: THE FRYING PAN OF DOOM......2 THE EXTREME!

Sakura: It's just a frying pan....-_-;

Noleta: Don't underestimate my frying pan.........2 THE EXTREME! * runs super fast to Sakura and hits her so hard she's put back into the Zabuza Saga*

Everyone rejoices now that Sakura is gone and Noleta claims Naruto as hers.......

Kierra: It seems that everything turned out for the best now that that steriroid popping girl is gone.....

Lore: But I wonder what is happening to her in the Zabuza saga......

NARUTO LIVE Part 2

Audience applauds
Jenna and Tenten: Weird....
Neji: -_-"
Fangirls: NEJI-KUN!!!! *squeals*
Jenna: Ow my ears *covers ears*
Tenten: *shoots girls a death glare*
Neji: *rolls eyes* Oy...not more fangirls....
Lee: Hont I dave any ganfirls??
Audience silences
*Crickets chirp*
Lee: Co Omon,
Neji: Might as well put the idiot down while his brain tumor is small...
Audience Laughs
Neji: What??
Tenten: You must have said somethin funny
Jenna: Yep...
*Kiba and Naruto walk in*
Naruto: Whoa...who is that laughin?
Jenna: We are on live...
Kiba: Awsome...*akamaru wags tail*
Naruto: Really? Yea BELIEVE IT!
Audience chuckles at him
EXPLOSION
Audience gasps
Neji: huh?
Jenna: Wha...?
Tenten: *jumps in terror*
Lee: Huuwha...?
*smoke clears and a young ninja boy appears*
Neji: Who are you..
Girl: Name is Kaki, and I am here on a mission, a mission so dangerous, so bloody and so violent, it required only the strongest male in my village to go, which is me.
Tenten: Nice speech, but uh...you really need to work on it....
Audience laughs
Kaki: Shut up. I didn't come here for childish games....now tell me...where can I find the Heart of Darkness?
Tenten: Eh?
Neji: The what???
Jenna: Darkness? Oh...sorry you have the wrong number...*motions hand to hang up phone*
Audience laughs
Kaki: Tell me...where can I find it. It is an extremly dangerous weapon and it needs to be destroyed.
Tenten: Oh so sorry, your call cannot be connected, please hang up and try again.
Audience laughs a bit more
Kaki: You! *points at Neji* Where can I find it...
Neji: *smirks* I really dont know what you are talkin about.....oh...which brings me to ask this....who are we talkin about?
Drums beat three times and cymbols crash
Audience laughs
Kaki: SHUT UP!
Tenten: Oh come now...we are only havin fun...
Neji: Thats actually a nice leotard
Kaki: Oh...thanks
Jenna: Do they come in men's sizes?
Audience bursts in laughter
Kaki: Shut up...all of you
Tenten: Whats wrong? Cant take a joke?
Jenna: Yea?
Kaki: *screams and runs off in terror*
Neji: Well....so much for that idiot...now we need to get rid of one more...
Audience laughs

End of Part 2

(Meanwhile in the Zabuza Saga)

Sakura: *watching the boys and herself fight* Stupid Frying Pan....

Me: Hey, Sakura, I found you!

Sakura: Hey. I wonder why they thought I used steroids....

Me: You really don't have boobs.

Sakura: That's not my fault...*sigh*..do you still have the remote?

Me: Yup. *pulls out remote*, but before we go back *pulls out huge Spatual that is quite literally bigger than 30 Kakashi's stacked on top of eachother*

Sakura: Woah....

Me: Now, to destroy that frying pan! *hits fast forwards button*

----------5 min later------------

Me: Back in Shippuuden...Now to find Noleta...*sees her* Noleta, I challenge you to a battle of the cooking utensils!

Noleta: *looks in awe at my spatula* I take your challenge!

(We begin to circle eachother, eyeing eachother evilly)

Naruto, Sakura, Kierra, Lore: *Eating popcorn*

Me: *fwacks Noleta with Spatual* DIE!

Noleta: *hits me with frying pan* Die yourself!

(we begin fwacking eachother furiously)

Me: Sakura...OW!..Dooesn't OW! Do steroi- OW! steroids!

Noleta: Then OW! How come OW! She has OW! No OW! Boobs OW!

Me: Because she is OW! fit and health! OW! Many people who OW! Exercise and train OW! A lot OW! Don't have OW! Large Boobs!

Noleta: Prove it! OW!

Me: *throws pregnancy test looking thing that is actually a steroid tester to Sakura* Pee on this! OW!

Sakura: Uh...Ok....*goes to bathroom*

(five minutes of wacking and she comes out)

Me: Welll? OW!

Sakura: It tested Negative for steroids.

Noleta: Derg...OW!

Me: And now for OW! the remote of doom! OW! *uses remote to pause and erase frying pan*

Noleta: NOOOOOO! *sob*

Me: and, just to be safe...*teporarily erases Noleta*

Kierra: O_O

Lore: O_O

Me: Leave, or I'll do the same to you.

Kierra and Lore: *already gone*

Me: See yah! I'm outta here, and Naruto, stay quite or I'll have Sakura hurt you again.

Naruto: Her brain is outta her- *cuts himself off*

Me: Good job! See yah, bye!

(END)

-In erasy world-

Noleta: She thinks she can get rid of me so easily...Never underestimate the Power of the pan....2 THE EXTREME! I will get back to my Naruto-kun...but how?

(thinks for many hours)

Noleta: I can't figure a way out of here...How about you Pan?

Pan: ..............(silence...le duh, pans aren't alive)

Noleta: Sometimes I wish you could talk...

Pan: I have an idea!

Noleta: WOAH! WTF!

Pan: It seems like your wishes come true in erasy world...

Noleta: Well then I wish......

Pan: STOP!I think I should get to wish for something...

Noleta: I guess that seems fair...

Pan: I wish we ruled the Naruverse....and that we were back in the Naruverse.

*they poof back into the Naruverse with the Naruto characters bowing at their feet*

Noleta: It worked!

Pan: le duh...

Kierra: Noleta, you're back!

Lore: We were so lost without you!

Noleta: Why are you in your underwear?

Lore: I can't dress without your help....

Noleta: -_-; That's wierd Lore....

Naruto: The Queen has returned!

Everyone: Hip Hip...Hurray!...Hip Hip...

Voice: Not so fast!

Voice(which is me): Not so fast!

Kierra,Lore, and Noleta: Huh?

Me: How did you get back, and how is your frying pan talking?

Noleta: Wishes come true in the erasy world.

Me: Interesting....and I see that the naruto characters are bowing at your feet.....

Noleta: Yeah, your outnumbered!

Me: That's what you think! Kage Bunshin No Jutsu! *millions of clones appear* no who's outnumbered? *sees Kakashi* *drools* Um, can the fight wait for a moment?

noleta: *shrugs*

Me: *attacks and tries to kiss Kakashi* Come...Here!

Kakashi: get off me!

Me: not a chance!

Noleta: -_-

Me: *finally manages to kiss him* That's all I wanted.

Kakashi: -__-

Me: Now, let the fight begin!

(all the shadow clones and Naruto characters attack)

-------------5 min Later------------

(only me and Noleta are left)

Me: *panting* You are a worthy opponent.... *pulls out remote*

Noleta: *pants* are you going to erase me again?

Me: *evil smile* no. I'm going to delete you! That's permenant.

Noleta: Crap! *runs away*

Me: *after five minutes I manage to delete her*

Kierra and Lore: *already gone*

Me: *erases myself* I wish that Kakashi loved me and that I was back in the narutoverse! *appears back in Narutoverse* Kakashi!

Kakashi: AIKO! *hugs with hearts in his eyes*

Me: Happy Day!

(END)

Katoso: Oh dear god, I'm back in the realm of cheesy naruto fanfiction...

Naruto: Why are you so sarcastic?

Katoso: I'm not sarcastic, I'm a realist!

Naruto: But your a fanfiction character yourself, how can you complain about it?!

Katoso: Because my dear naruto, I'm sexy... wait, how the hell did you know I'm a fanfic char?! You have TONFA?!

Naruto: *nods* Well I used that random computer they had in the Chunin exams, the one which set the preliminary matches, dattebayo!

Katoso: Hmph, well I hoped you liked naruto enru.. (hint, hint >.>)

Naruto: Meh, it wasn’t to bad- Wanna get some ramen?

Katoso: Not really...

Naruto: Hethen! O.O

Katoso: No, ramen just sucks.

Naruto: *Bursts into tears*
What’s better than ramen? *sniffle*

Katoso: lots of things, beer, chocolate, women...

Naruto: Whats so good about women, dattebayo? You can’t eat a woman!

Katoso: T.T Naruto, are you like a 5 year old or something?

Naruto: What do you mean?

Katoso: Nevermind, ask Kakashi or something about it... maybe then you'll understand about hinata...

Naruto: Yeah, she is kinda weird..

Katoso: Idiot.. She’s totally into you, you flea-brained twit!
*Kiba suddenly jumps out of a tree, panicking*
Kiba: Fleas?! Where?! AHHHH!

Naruto and Katoso: o.0

Naruto: Why were you in that tree kiba?!

Kiba: I chased a cat up there, and I couldn’t get down ;'(

Katoso: But you did just now, and we've seen you jump from tree t tree loads of times... your a freaking ninja for gods sake!

Kiba: Oh yeah... but this is a fanfiction, most things that happen here dont make any f*^$ing sense anyways... wait, did i just get censored?!

Katoso: seems so...

Kiba: That’s f$%king ridiculous! What the f$%k do they think theyre doing, I thought we had freedom of speech for f£$ks sake!

Hidan: You're telling me -.-

Katoso: So if you got censored, then that must mean... oh dear god!

Kiba: What?

Katoso: We must of entered the English dub part of the fanfiction! *shivers in fear*

Kiba: So?

*Katoso and Kiba look round at Naruto*
*Naruto is shaking violently and frothing at the mouth*

Naruto: ....... ARGH!!!

Katoso: Run away!

Naruto: Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! BELEIVE IT!

Kiba: *Bleeding through his ears*

Katoso: *crying*

Naruto: What’s wrong, believe it?

Me: I wonder why Noleta hasn't posted....

Sakura: Yeah, I expected her to post again and try to destroy me... oh well...

Me: Well, whatta you wanna do....?

Sakura: go to the pool, show off our bikinis....

Me: Yeah! Good idea. I'll meet you by the Hokage tower in 10 minutes, k?

Sakura: Sure!

-----------10 minutes later------------

Me: Hey!

Sakura: What took you so long?

Me: Had to pick out a bikini....



Sakura: Nice.... How about mine?



Me: Cute! but how come you brought Hinata?

Sakura: She wanted to come...

(we all hear someone yelling "BELIEVE IT! BELUEVE IT! BELIEVE IT!")

All: AHHH! THE HORROR!

Me: *throws exploding tag on kunai at Naruto.*

(Explosion)

Me: Thank God.....

Hinata: He's not dead...is he....?

Me: Nah, Naruto can't die, it's his show....

Hinata: Good....

Me: Now, to the pool!

(we all arrive at the pool)

Me: Hi, Boys...

Boys: *drool*

Naruto: *who is still slightly burnt) Hi...Hinata....

Kakashi: Aiko....

Gaara: *staring at Sakura*

Me: this was a good idea, Sakura....

(END)

Me: (Who from now on shall be known as Maggie) *walks in*
Shikamaru: Who're you?
Maggie: I'm Maggie.
Shikamaru: I see. So troublesome.
Naruto: Hi Maggie! BELIEVE IT!
Maggie: o___o? Oh gosh, the English version of Naruto...
Hinata: Y...Y...Yeah...
Maggie: *looks at Hinata* Awww, you're stuttering again... that's adorable Hinata! *glomps Hinata*
Hinata: H...H...Help M...M...Me!
Naruto: *saves Hinata*
Hinata: *turns deep red*
Naruto: I saved you! Believe it!
Maggie: o___o"
Maggie: I would like to point out that Hinata is my favorite character, even above Shikamaru-
Shikamaru: TT__TT
Maggie: and if a certain someone... *looks directly at Naruto* doesn't date her I will go off the deep end.
Kiba: OKAY! OKAY! I'll date her!
Naruto: Not you, Kiba, she MEANT ME!
Kiba: TT_TT awww...
Naruto: Hinata... would you like to... go out... with me?
Hinata: *faints*
Maggie: *wakes Hinata up*
Hinata: YES! OH FOR PETE'S SAKE YEESSSSS!!!
Everyone: 0_______0"
Maggie: Yey! Now time to find Shikamaru...
Shikamaru: Oh go-
Maggie: *jumps on Shikamaru* Wait... er, Temari isn't here, is she?
Shikamaru: No...
Maggie: GOOD! *starts attacking Shikamaru with hugs and kisses* MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
Shikamaru: Neji... help me!
Neji: What can I do?
Shikamaru: GETTEROFFAME!
Neji: *sighs* Hey Maggie.
Maggie: MWAH! MWAH! WHAT? MWAH!
Neji: *removes shirt*
Maggie: *slight nosebleed* heh heh...
Neji: *takes out ponytail*
Maggie: *starts attacking Neji instead but stops halfway through* Wait... Shikamaru... or Neji?
Kiba: Hey wait... can I be in it too?
Maggie: Shikamaru, Kiba, or Neji? OH GOSH! *looks at Shikamaru* This IS troublesome...
Temari: Shikamaru is mine, bitch.
Maggie: *stares at her fan and hands Shikamaru over* Okay, now it's between Kiba and Neji! I didn't want to fight Temari because she has Gaara on her side... speaking of Gaara, he's hot too... but I'll stick to Kiba and Neji right now. But I WILL fight TenTen and whoever likes Kiba for them.
TenTen: o____o
Whoever likes Kiba: o_____o
Maggie:... I pick... KIBA!
Kiba: YES!
TenTen: YES!
Neji: YES!
Whoever likes Kiba: Awww....
Maggie: Anyway, summary of this whole episode. Naruto's now dating Hinata, and I'm dating Kiba... THE END!

Katoso: It's me again! ^_^
crowd: *unimpressed* yay..
Katoso: Right, I thought I'd do something random this time..
Naruto: Do you do ANYTHING that makes sense, EVER?
Katoso: Well, no, but thats why the fans love me!
*awkward silence*
Katoso: T.T ..bastards..
Naruto: You got served, beleive it!
Katoso: hey, looking back on this weird random story-type-thing, arent you going out with hinata now?
Naruto: *shrugs* cant really do anything.
Katoso: Why not?
Naruto: If I do anything romantic/lemony or anything like that, I get torn limb from limb by hinatas dad, and all NaruSaku, etc, fangirls, and if I dont do anything, I get mauled by naruhina fans..
Katoso: So basically, your f**ked.
Naruto: aye
*hinata walks in*
Hinata: H-hi naruto..
Naruto: *sighs* I hate you..
Hinata + furious naruhina fans: WHAT!?
Naruto: *sweatdrop* I-I-I mean I l-love you!
Other naruto pairing fans + hinatas dad: WHAT?!
Naruto: o.o *quiet* I s-said nothing..
Katoso: Enough of that! I'm bored, wheres sasuke!
Sasuke: *appears* You rang?
Katoso: 0.o Actually, nevermind, noone likes sas-gay
Sakura: *from a mile away* I do!
Katoso: You don't count, you fail as a useful character!
Sakura: But... *cries*

Katoso: Now, by the powah of fanfiction, I will do something COMPLETELY unexpected!
Naruto: Like what?
Katoso: summon something that'll kill you in one hit! ^.^
Naruto: eh?!?
Katoso: *summons mario*
Mario: WooHoo! *jumps on naruto, killing him, then dissapears in a puff of smoke*
Naruto: 0_X .. why?..
Katoso: Becuz you doubt mah powah! (*evil laugh*)

Me: *runs in just as Katoso is evil-laughing* NARUTO! *revives Naruto. Me: Still in bikini from my last episode* and don't worry, I'll take care of the non Naruhina fans, and her dad.

Naruto: How?

Me: simple. *rolls in cage with all NaruSaku, SasuNaru, KibaNaru, ect. and Hinata's dad.*

Hiashi: LET ME OUT!

Naruto: *on floor laughing.*

ME: Now, Katoso...I too have the power of fanfiction, and I am going to punsih you for insulting Sakura!

Sakura: You go girl!

Me: Now, for the remote of evil! *pulls out remote* time to delete you...!

Katoso: CRUD! *runs away*

Me: *chases til I finally delete the poor guy.*

Sakura: Thamks.

Me: No problem. Now, wheres Hinata?

Sakura: *points to closet*

Me: Heheh....

Naruto and Hinata: *come out, hinata in bra and underwear, Naruto in boxers*

Me: 0_0

Naruto: Hinata...that was...amazing...

Hinata: I....know....

Me: AWWW!

Sakura: So cute!

Me: And now to make another on of my fave couples real!

Sakura: Who?

Me: you and Gaara! *presses button on remote, and suddenly Sakura and Gaara are wering hands and smiling* (yes, even Gaara)

Hinata: aww...

Naruto: How kawaii(1)!

Me: kawaii is right!

Gaara: I love you Sakura.

Me: more than...three words....amazing!

Gaara: *glares at me*

Me: OK, now that the episode's over.... BYE!

(END)

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1.) Kawaii=cute, like this bunny...

( _/)
(-.- )
(___)o

Me: *runs in just as Katoso is evil-laughing* NARUTO! *revives Naruto. Me: Still in bikini from my last episode* and don't worry, I'll take care of the non Naruhina fans, and her dad.

Naruto: How?

Me: simple. *rolls in cage with all NaruSaku, SasuNaru, KibaNaru, ect. and Hinata's dad.*

Hiashi: LET ME OUT!

Naruto: *on floor laughing.*

ME: Now, Katoso...I too have the power of fanfiction, and I am going to punsih you for insulting Sakura!

Sakura: You go girl!

Me: Now, for the remote of evil! *pulls out remote* time to delete you...!

Katoso: CRUD! *runs away*

Me: *chases til I finally delete the poor guy.*

Sakura: Thamks.

Me: No problem. Now, wheres Hinata?

Sakura: *points to closet*

Me: Heheh....

Naruto and Hinata: *come out, hinata in bra and underwear, Naruto in boxers*

Me: 0_0

Naruto: Hinata...that was...amazing...

Hinata: I....know....

Me: AWWW!

Sakura: So cute!

Me: And now to make another on of my fave couples real!

Sakura: Who?

Me: you and Gaara! *presses button on remote, and suddenly Sakura and Gaara are wering hands and smiling* (yes, even Gaara)

Hinata: aww...

Naruto: How kawaii(1)!

Me: kawaii is right!

Gaara: I love you Sakura.

Me: more than...three words....amazing!

Gaara: *glares at me*

Me: OK, now that the episode's over.... BYE!

(END)

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1.) Kawaii=cute, like this bunny...

( _/)
(-.- )
(___)o

Me: *runs in just as Katoso is evil-laughing* NARUTO! *revives Naruto. Me: Still in bikini from my last episode* and don't worry, I'll take care of the non Naruhina fans, and her dad.

Naruto: How?

Me: simple. *rolls in cage with all NaruSaku, SasuNaru, KibaNaru, ect. and Hinata's dad.*

Hiashi: LET ME OUT!

Naruto: *on floor laughing.*

ME: Now, Katoso...I too have the power of fanfiction, and I am going to punsih you for insulting Sakura!

Sakura: You go girl!

Me: Now, for the remote of evil! *pulls out remote* time to delete you...!

Katoso: CRUD! *runs away*

Me: *chases til I finally delete the poor guy.*

Sakura: Thamks.

Me: No problem. Now, wheres Hinata?

Sakura: *points to closet*

Me: Heheh....

Naruto and Hinata: *come out, hinata in bra and underwear, Naruto in boxers*

Me: 0_0

Naruto: Hinata...that was...amazing...

Hinata: I....know....

Me: AWWW!

Sakura: So cute!

Me: And now to make another on of my fave couples real!

Sakura: Who?

Me: you and Gaara! *presses button on remote, and suddenly Sakura and Gaara are wering hands and smiling* (yes, even Gaara)

Hinata: aww...

Naruto: How kawaii(1)!

Me: kawaii is right!

Gaara: I love you Sakura.

Me: more than...three words....amazing!

Gaara: *glares at me*

Me: OK, now that the episode's over.... BYE!

(END)

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1.) Kawaii=cute, like this bunny...

( _/)
(-.- )
(___)o

Hinata and Naruto: I got laid...
Maggie: Didn't mean for that to happen.
Hinata: Heh heh...
Hiashi: TT__TT My princess!
Neji: Oh god... Hinata got laid? WHEN DO I GET LAID?! HM?!
Random fangirl: *rapes Neji*
Neji: o___0 *scarred for life*
Maggie: Neji... just... I just saw Neji get raped! :D
Everyone else: *scarred for life*
Shikamaru: Fangirls are troublesome...
Horde of Shikamaru fangirls: *walks in and gang rapes Shikamaru*
Maggie: ENOUGH OF THE RAPE! FOR PETE'S SAKE! WE NEED ONE INNOCENT NARUTO CHARACTER!
Lee: *still drunk* I lidn't get daid get..
Maggie: Yeah, but no one will ever lay you, duh.
Lee: Owch... dat werse a good insoolt.
Maggie: Erm, yeah... what happened to Kiba?
Kiba: I"m here... *lots of cuts on him*
Maggie: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Kiba: I called Sasuke gay...
Everyone: Isn't he?
Kiba: Yeah, he is, but he didn't like me calling him it.
Sasuke: KIBA! I'M GOING TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED.
Maggie: Do you mind if I borrow that remote? *grabs Teh Ultimate Remote* Nobody likes you Sasuke. Not even Naruto. In fact, Naruto's with Hinata...
Sasuke: What about Shikamaru? I'd do him.
Shikamaru: 0____o"
Maggie: Everyone wants to, but only Temari gets him, I'm afraid.
Shikamaru: 0____0!
Maggie: Anyway... *permanately deletes Sasuke* Nobody cares, right?
Everyone: Nope!
Orochimaru: T___T I do!
Maggie: Too bad.
Everyone: THE END OF THIS EPISODE! :D

Katoso: *breathing heavily*
Naruto: Holy crap your alive?!
Katoso: ..yes.
Naruto: I thought you got 'deleted'?
Katoso: I did, and I thought I was going to rot in the "recycling bin of doom", but then someone put sasuke in there, and I freaked out and managed to escape in panic.
Naruto: Why were you so freaked out by sasuke dattebayo?
Katoso: He said he needed 'comfort' T.T
Naruto: *thinks* I dont get it.
Katoso: *whispers in naruto's ear*
Naruto: THATS SICK! poor, poor, kato :(
Katoso: *nods*

Lee: Yosh!
Katoso and Naruto: Lee?
Lee: You cammot beatsh meh, I is lee!
Katoso: Your also smashed, obviously.
Lee: Noes I nots!
Katoso: Gimme the sake!
Lee: All I have is powerthirst... *holds up bottle*
((Powerthirst refreance --> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs))
Katoso and Naruto: *looks at powerthirst* OMFG
Naruto: that.. was hilaaaaaaaarious
Lee: Yosh! Now wheresis Sakuwa!
Katoso: Why do you want to see sakura? 0.o
Lee: I hasing the urge for 400 babizorz!
Naruto and Katoso: 0__o
*lee runs off singing the canadian national anthem*

Naruto: What now, dattebayo?
Katoso: Look! *points at can* lee left his powerthirst!
Naruto: Lets drink it!
Katoso: But your ALREADY way to hyperac-
*naruto drinks its, and starts shaking violently*
Random scientist guy: The end ist neigh, ja!
*Naruto's eyes go all big, and he begins running at super speeds*
Naruto: Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Katoso: *puts his leg out*
Naruto: *trips and lands so hard into a tree, he gets his head stuck in it*
Katoso: Hehe.. narutos raping a tree..
NaruTree fans: Yay!
Naruto: Im going to kill you when I get outta here!
*narutos head comes out with a 'pop'*
Katoso: You can really damage your head anyway, not like theres anything important in there anyway.
Naruto: meh. But I feel like dissing someone.

Katoso: Idea!
Naruto: ?
Katoso: I can explain why sasuke is emo!
Naruto: Seriously!?
Katoso: *put up a projector*
*naruto randomly has some popcorn*
Katoso: You see, sasuke has his own collection of fangirls, like ino and sakura. *points at pics*
Naruto: Yeah, so what?
Katoso: well these, fangirls, have small boobs... *points at boobs on pic*
Naruto: Thats kinda rude, but whatever, dattebayo.
Katoso: Whilst people who have BIG boobs *points at pics of tsunde and hinata* Like naruto.
Naruto: Giggity giggity goo! ^.^
Katoso: This is why sasuke is emo =D
Naruto: What about itachi-kun
Katoso: *shakes his head* nope
Naruto: *stands up and starts leaving*
Katoso: Where are you going?
Naruto: To find hinata-chan! Powerthirst thing!
*Narutos runs off screaming something about 400 babies*

*girls are all comparing boob sizes*

Ino: So it's settled, Hinata is the biggest, making her the most popular, and Sakura is the smallest, making her wimpy.
Sakura: HEY!
Everyone else: Decided.
Tsunade: What about me?
Ino: Sorry, Tsunade-Sama, it's only for the young girls.
Tsunade: *eye twitch*
TenTen: OMG, Lee, GET OUT YOU PERVERT! *throws a kunai at the small hole in the door*
Everyone: *hears moans and groans from the other side*
Hinata: *opens the door*
Lee: *stumbles in with a kunai in his left eye* Well, you guys were OW all taking off your OW shirts and OW I couldn't OW resist!
Hinata: *gasps, and hugs self as Lee stumbles over to her*
Lee: Hey Hinata-Chan *slight nosebleed* Wanna come over to my house after this?
Hinata: *slaps Lee, sending him to TenTen*
Lee: I'll take THAT as a no... how about you TenTen?
Jiraiya: Heh heh... that boy was idiotic enough to use the door peephole. Luckily I used the floor one... and they're WEARING SKIRTS!
Sakura: Did you hear something?
Jiraiya: ...
Ino: No I didn't.
Jiraiya: *phew*
*Everyone puts shirts back on*
Jiraiya and Lee: Aw...
Ino: Now I heard something.
Sakura: I didn't.
Ino: Nevermind then, I guess.
Lee: There's another peepist, it's Jirai- *punched from below*
Jiraiya: *disappears*
Lee: @____@
Naruto: *walks in* Hi guys! Hinata, c'mere!
Hinata: Okay *walks over to Naruto*
Naruto: Hinata-Chan, will you marry me? *kneels and holds out diamond ring*
Hinata: *turns beet red* Y-y-y-yes!
Everyone else: Awww, that's so cute!
(WEDDING THE NEXT TIME I POST A CHAPTER :) In the meantime, there is another wedding going on, I believe. Maybe even two. :D I'll let those happen first :))

*All the girls are rushing around like idiots*

Sakura: So, Hinata, which wedding dress do you like the best?

Hinata: That one! *points*

Sakura: OK, lets make sure it fits....

(meanwhile)

Tenten: Hmm...THis is a very beautiful cake, but so is this one....

Naruto: How about this one? *points to huge beautiful cake*

Tenten: Thats amazing! Who knew Naruto had an eye for wedding cakes! *buys cake* Now, Naruto, what napkins do you like?

Naruto: Sorry, I have an eye for wedding cakes, but not napkins....

Tenten: Well, the theme color is pale purple so....*picks up pale purple napkin* PERFECT! *buys* I'm gonna be broke after this....

Naruto: Well I bought almost everything else....

(meanwhile)

Temari: *rimgs doorbell*

Ino: *opens door* Yeah?

Temari: Your invited to Naruto and Hinata's wedding! *hands invitation*

Ino: Thanks!

(END)

I'm ending early so that priincesss_mag can still take it away! XD

(Thanks!)

*Hinata is dressed in a pale purple dress, with a tiara with pale purple diamonds and a pale purple veil. Naruto is dressed in a white tuxedo, while Konohamaru is dressed in a small pale purple tuxedo, and his friend (Can't remember her name... the one with the pigtails that stands on top of her head) is the flower girl with a pale purple ruffly dress, all the bridesmaids are dressed in pale purple strapless dresses that go ankle length um, normal wedding, etc etc now for the party!*

Naruto: *making a toast* and to my beautiful new wife, Hyuuga Hinata! Excuse me, Uzumaki Hinata!
Hinata: *still blushing* We're going to Figi for our honeymoon :)
Everyone: Awwww!!!
Ino whispering to Sakura: More importantly, what hotel are they staying at?
Sakura whispering to Ino: Idk, but methinks lots of interesting things will happen.
Both girls: *laugh*
Temari: *clutching to Shikamaru, giving hints about a wedding*
Shikamaru: *rolling his eyes*

(Ima let you continue! This should be fun!!!)

(Why thank you, princess_mag)

Temari: Shikamaru! Aren't weddings beautiful? I've always wanting to have one!

Shikamaru: Troublesome...

Me: Hey, guys!

Sakura: Aiko, your back!

Me: Yes, I know. *wearing pale purple dress that puffs out a bit, purple bows in my hair*

Moegi: (girl with pigtails sticking straight up on her head) Hey, Aiko! Geuss what?

Me: What?

Moegi: Konohamaru promised to marry me when we get older! *shows fake engagement ring*

Me: *looks at Konohamaru*

Konoharmaru: *nods, grinning*

Me: How cute! i've got a ring too!

Ino: From who?

Me: Kakashi! He proposed just before I arrived here!

Everyone: AWW!

Me: So, how are you, Hinata?

Hinata: I've never been happier! And geuss what? I'm expecting!

ME: Wow! Thata's great! Whatre you gonna name the baby?

Hinata: Well, if it's a boy, we're going to name it Minato, and if it's a girl we're going to name it Kushina.

Naruto: so aiko, I supposes we have to call you Aiko Hatake, now, eh?

Me: Yep!

(End)

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Sorry, I'm suffering majorly from writers block...