Red Ninja Vixen
GGGGGOOOODDDDDD!!! It's soooo stuffy in here! I need food!!!

Naruto: I am sooo hot...

Sasuke: You sure are..

Sakura and Kakashi: What?!

Sasuke:....uh,...I said..you porn star!

Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura: Oh...ok..

Pause...silence

Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura: Wait WHAT!

Sasuke: It's nothing..never mind

Sakura:' I cant believe it...Sasuke really is gay...'

Kakashi: I always wind up with the craziest teams...An add victim, an emo, homosexual, and a weak, and hopeless romantic...

Naruto: hahahahahahaha! I told you guys he was gay!

Neji: I could see that without the byakugan

Sakura: Neji?

Neji: Hey

Sakura: Hey..."0.o"

Neji: Like I said, What kind of guy would rather chase their brother instead of get laid by all the kunoichi in this village?

Naruto: A fagot, thats who!

Sakura: Don't point at Sasuke!

Naruto: Shut the hell up! you dissed me for the longest only to find out your lover boy is a enema king!

Sakura: (runs out of room crying)

Sasuke: (blushes) Uh....

Neji: you wanna tell us the truth, now?

Naruto: Just say it.
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Sasuke:(Crying) I'M Gay!!

Kakashi: Thats all you had too do, was that so bad?

Sasuke: Not really...SO now that I've admitted it Naruto you wanna...

Naruto: Sorry Sasugay, I like girls...

Sasuke: Neji, Kakashi?

Kakashi: If I read ichi-ichi paradise you know I'm not gay..

Neji: Sorry I don't swing that way

Sasuke: I see..

Gunshot!

All: WTF????!!!!

Sasuke hits ground with guts spilling everywhere, face unrecognizable...

Naruto: Saw that coming

Others: We didn't

Itachi: Hah-ha-haaaa...Foolish little bro-

Everyone: Too late Itachi

Itachi: ......-/_-...bye...

Totally random!!!!! And super fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Red Ninja Vixen