Summary: I'M THROWING MY OC A BIRTHDAY PARTY!! WOOT!!! WITH THE ROOKIE NINE AND CERTAIN JONIN!!! WOOT!!! WOOT!!!! WOOT!!!!
Categories: Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Anko Mitarashi, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Temari, Tenten, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: General
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Word count: 535 Read: 3583
Published: 05/07/07 Updated: 07/07/07
1. 1) WAKE THE F@#$ UP!!! by sasuke kun
2. 2) EMO LOVE, NARUXSAKU, AND CHICKEN BUTT HAIR! by sasuke kun
3. 3) SPIN THE BOTTLE, NARUXHINA, AND SHINO'S MOUTH by sasuke kun
1) WAKE THE F@#$ UP!!! by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
THIS CHAPTER IS LIKE AN INTRODUCTION
OF SORTS
DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN ANY CHARACTERS EXCEPT THE OC TANAKA!! WOOT!
tanaka?! Tanaka?!! TANAKA!!?!
TANAKA: w-w what what is it...
INO: HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY SLEEPING!!!
Tanaka: Huh? oh yeah todays my b-day!
Ino: Your hopeless...
Tananka: who's coming?
Tanaka gets out of bed and walks down the hall.
Ino: AHHHH!!! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!!!
Tanaka: you weren't so keen to put my clothes on last night!
Ino: ^_^ hee hee! Uh, mean go!!!
*knock knock*
Ino: oh shit! Sakura's here!!!
Tanaka runs down the hall and dresses at top speed while ino anwsers the door.
Ino: Hi Sakura, I see you brought Naruto!
Naruto: heh heh, sup!
Tanaka: this is gonna be a long night...
2) EMO LOVE, NARUXSAKU, AND CHICKEN BUTT HAIR! by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
SASUKE NEEDS LOVE, BUT WHAT'S UP WITH THE HAIR STYLE... O_O? BESIDES NARUXSAKU SHOULD BE ENOUGH!
People start to arrive and they set up a truth, dare,double dare, promise or repeat.
Tanaka: okay, Kiba.
Kiba: what the fuck... where's the beef jerkay!!!! Oh yeah uh reapeat.
Tanaka: I Like it when...
Kiba: i like it when, dot dot dot
Tanaka: akamaru sucks my dick
Kiba: akamaru sucks my dick!
Tanaka: ahahahahahahahha!!! fag dog! fag dog!!!
Kiba: sasuke
Sasuke: no
Kiba but i didnt-
Sasuke: no
Kiba: at least let me-
Sasuke: no
Tanaka: answer the question or i'll cut your balls off!
Sasuke: in case you haven't noticed i don't need them
Tanaka: O_O uh well okay then...
Tanaka takes out a knife and approches Sasuke.
Sasuke: AHHHHH!!!!!
Tanaka: what!!
Sasuke: i'm EMO! I was just trying to be tough!!
Tanaka: you dumshit JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
Kiba: thank you! uh-
Sasuke: truth...
Kiba: uh okay. hmmmmm i know! why does your hair look like someone turn a chicken upside down, cut it's butt off and left it on your head?
Sasuke: FUCK YOU!!!
Kiba: that's why? fuck you is why?
Sasuke: I LOVE MY HAIR THIS WAY!!!
Saskue: EMO LOOOOOOOOOOVE EMO LOOOOOOOVE!!!! EMO LOOOOOOOOOOVE EMO LOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tanaka runs up and kicks him out the shattered window* Tanaka: dum fuck.
Ino: okaaay uh, where'd naruto and sakura go
*OHHHHH*
Ino: what the...
Shika: are you all retarted their FUCKING FUCKING!!!!!!
Hinata: ohhhh... naruto* hinata runs out of the room*
Choji: where's she going?
Neji: oh lord! THREESOME!!!!!!!!!
Shika: hahahahahah! COOCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanaka: hahahahahahahah!!!!!
*tanaXshika hi five!*
3) SPIN THE BOTTLE, NARUXHINA, AND SHINO'S MOUTH by sasuke kun
Author's Notes:
HEH HEH, SPIN THE BOTTLE! YES! WAIT HOLD UP... WHAT DOES SHINO'S MOUTH LOOK LIKE?
INO: ALRIGHT PARTY PEOPLES IT'S SPIN THE BOTTLE TIME! WOOT!! NARUTO YOU START!
NARUTO SPINS THE BOTTLE,IT LANDS ON HINATA.
HINA-CHAN: *OHHH* *ME AND NARUTO*
DOG FACE ASSHOLE: * WHAT THE FUCK? HYPER ASS AND SHY-BITCH? SHE'S MY BITCH! THAT FAT ORANGE FUCKSTICK!!
NARUTO: *DA FUCK* UH... BELIVE IT?
THEY GET UP AND LOCK LIPS
HINATA FORCES HER MOUTH CLOSED BUT NARUTO FORCES ENTRY WITH HIS TONGUE AND HINATA DOES THE SAME FEELING SUPRISED AND HORNY. THEN A KISS THAN SEEMED LIKE FOREVER BROKE APART.
HINATA LICKED HER LIPS WITH EYES CLOSED, WHEN SHE REALIZED SHE WAS STILL STANDING WITH HER HANDS IN THE AIR AROUND NOTHING...
INO: *WHISTES* WHOA!
HINATA: naruto... why?
NARUTO: cause i got fucking hard that's why!! HN.
HINATA: i heard that...
TANAKA: OKAYY! TEMA! SPIN! NOW! BEFORE HINATA STARTS DIDDLING HER SELF!
HINA: *OHHH*
TANAKA: DAMMIT TOO FUCKING LATE!
TEMA-CHAN: OKAY OKAY... UH... SHINO! IT LANDED ON SHINO!
BUG FACE ASSHOLE: NIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
TEMA: AHH SHIT!
TANAKA: HA HA!
sasuke kun: tanaka your luckyto be you... but i'm gonna start okira's next week. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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