A New Storm Brewing by Nikki_Yaoi
Summary: Their parents had been a hassle on Konoha as children, but, age changes people and makes them wiser? Doesn't it? And their kids really should be everything they weren't previously...or, atleast that's what would happen if these ex-genin were normal.

Co-written by Oni_Chan
Categories: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, OC-centric Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: The Doom of Konoha
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1093 Read: 3931 Published: 26/05/07 Updated: 26/05/07

1. The Storms Begins by Nikki_Yaoi

2. Disfunctional Families by Oni_Chan

The Storms Begins by Nikki_Yaoi
Author's Notes:
Yes it is short people, but, you know what? This is more of an intro chapter :x As will the one Sempai (Oni_chan) writes next

We do not own Naruto, okay?
"NEIKAN-KUN!" a feminine voice could be heard screaming, "You're getting me wet!"

Hari sat on wet grass glaring at the brunette who continued to spray her with the hose.

"Consider it payback for everytime you sprayed me with your magic water stuff!" Neikan laughed, as his wife continued to glare daggers at him.

"Kaasan?"

"Tousan?" two voices piped.

"Chinami-chan, Yuu-chan?" Hari whispered, a sweet smile on her face as they ran to their mother.

The girl, Chinami, had long brown hair and light blue eyes.The boy, Yuu, had short blue hair and hazel eyes that were a lot like his father's.

The boy turned away from his mother and ran to his father, "Tousan..." he laughed, before hugging Neikan.

"Hari-chan, why do we have kids again? You need to refresh my memory."

Had this been in the genin days, Neikan would have been slapped, but Hari simply giggled, "I'll refresh your memory later."



"Kaasan? Otousan?" came an innocent voice as a raven haired child wandered around.

"Aki-chan?"

"KAASAN!" Aki squealed, running around the corner and jumping into her blue haired mother's arms, a raven haired man next to her mother.

"Aki-chan is very youthful! Isn't she Shouka-chan?" the raven laughed.

Shouka stared, "Of course she is Lee-kun, she's one...."



Another family sat quietly within their home, occasionally discussing what had gone on.

"Kaasan!" a child with green hair cooed as she reached for the blonde who sat across from her and her green haired father.

"Yuru, let Kaoru-chan come over here..." the blonde woman whispered, a smile tugging at her lips.

Yuru nodded and stood up, giving the child to the woman.

"Still as bossy as ever, Nisou-chan!" Yuru laughed, getting a glare from Nisou.



A red head fidgeted at the attention his brunette lover was giving to their young daughter.

The man who was cradeling the child look at the red head with a questioning face, "Tentai-kun, is something wrong?" he asked.

"Yaso-chan you're paying more attention to Harumi-chan then me!" Tentai whined.

Yaso rolled his eyes and continued playing with the young girl.



"Where'd that little fucker go?!" exclaimed a raven haired woman as she ran around her home, until bumping into a brunette who was carrying a small child with dark hair and eyes.

"Is this who you're looking for Taki-chan?"

The woman opened her mouth and sighed, "Yes Genma-kun, Chikao seemed to get out of my grasp...again....for the third time today!" she chuckled nervously.

The man bent down and gave her a kiss on the forehead before handing her the child.
Disfunctional Families by Oni_Chan
Author's Notes:
Oni here! *giggles* If you thought Nikki and I were crazy enough with the genin you'll think we have totally lost it with their kids >
"Whheee!" a little voice squealed as its owner flew through the normally peaceful home wearing a blanket as a cape.

"Troublesome."

"...Damn it, Tobikuma, off the table!" a soot haired woman ordered as she chased her hyperactive son.

"Susu, just give it up and he'll wear himself out," the brunette sighed. "Kids... what a drag."

Susu glared at her husband as she flicked out her lighter, "You chase him around all day, Shikamaru."

Tobikuma, the two year old soot haired menice, continued to run around the apartment the family rented out. Vases crashed, blank explosive notes scattered and feather filled pillows exploded.

Susu looked at her dumbstruck, genius of a husband. "He's all your's deary," she hummed before lighting her cig and leaving the apartment.

Shikamaru was tackled by his son who now sat on top of him. "Troublesome."

----

The brunette slammed the sliding door of her family's home shut blocking out her relatives. "Neji, your family is a pain in the ass," she hissed.

The other brunette looked up from his work, "Like the Kenbous are any better, Saiai?"

Saiai grumbled, "At least my family isn't the one trying to control the every aspect of clan life."

Neji sighed and walked over to Saiai wrapping his arms around her waist from the back. She pressed her head against his chest and sighed until they heard a squeaky little voice, "Kaasan? Tousan?"

"Yes, Shou-chan?" Saiai asked as she pulled away from Neji and knelt down by their son.

"Did Hiashi-ojiisan leave?"

"Yes, Ojii-san left," Neji said softly as he to joined their son sitting on the ground.

Shou nodded his head and looked up with his Byakuugan eyes sparkling. "I don't like Ojii-san..."

"Welcome to the club dear," Saiai chuckled as she pulled her son in for a hug.

----

"Aku, your son is trying to eat the ribbons again!" a silvery haired man called.

Another man walked into the room towards the pale haired tike, "Oh, Netami dear, please don't lift a finger!" Aku mocked before dramatically sighing.

"I won't," Netami said bluntly as he watched Aku pick up the toddler and try to untangle him.

"Mine! Mine!" the toddler squeaked as Aku pulled the ribbons from his grasp before bundling them up and tossing them on Netami's head.

Netami scowled as the multicolored ribbons fell in front of his face, "Aku.." he ground out.

Aku raised the toddler in front of Netami's face, "Not in front of, Ogano-chan!" he cooed.

Ogano reached out and pulled at the ribbons on his father's head. "Mine! Mine! Tousan has my ribbons!" he squealed.

The taller of the two looked at the one holding the squirming kid who just smiled innocently. "You know that innocent thing hasn't worked on me since the academy?"

Aku shrugged and cuddled Ogano, "Heh, just a thought," he giggled before walking into the other room once again untangling the child.

----

"Mamoru-chan... what are Tousan and Kaasan doing?" a blonde girl asked her brother.

Her silver haired twin looked at her, "I don't know Yui-chan..."

The twins looked at each other before glancing back at their parents. "Yabane! Get back here!" the blonde yelled as he leapt over fallen furniture.

The silver haired one shook his head rapidly, "Imashime the kids."

"Oh fooey on them!" the twins looked nervously at each other after that.

Yabane looked worridly over at his kids, "Yui-chan, Mamoru-chan, time to go to Aunt Susu's!"

"We don't know the way, Kaasan!" Yui huffed as she corssed her little arms.

"Shouhei! Mika!" Yabane managed to call as he dodged another tackle by Imashime. He pointed at his kids and the birds looked at each other before taking off after the twins.

Shouhei's talons latched onto Yui's shirt as Mika's did to Mamoru. The two hunting birds then began to flap their wings and the kids stood up to be guided out of the house by their aerial babysitters.

"By Kaasan! By Tousan!" the two chirped in harmony. "Have fun!"

Yabane was horrified as his kids were guided out of the house. "Look what you're teaching them!"

Imashime smirked before tackling, "No, look what I'm teaching you."
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