Itachi:Leader thinks we need to get out more stress.
Tobi:WE ARE STARTING A BOWLING GANG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:*Laughs*You guys are funny!
Kisame:Hes serios.
Everyone:*terror*WHAT!?
Aj:I came here to fight, not to bowl.
Hidan:Thats against my religon......
Kakuza:Here he gose again.......
Zestu:Can I eat people.
Leader:Anyone who gets under a hundred, yes.
Zestu:YES!
AJ:Bye Deidara.
Deidara:I'll get a thousnd!
Sasori:You can only get three hundred at the most.
AJ:We have alot to learn.
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At Bowling ally
Deidara:So we have to get this ball down there?
Sasori:For the thousandth time,YES!
AJ:Tobi's doing good.
Tobi*Rolls ball*STRIKE!
Deidara:*Throughs ball, and gose flying across the lains*Is that good.
Itachi:Well considering you have to keep it in your lain.
Kisame:Hey look it went in the little gutter thing!^_^
AJ and Sasori:That aint good.
Itachi:It wont come off my fingers!T_T
Sasori:*Trys pulling the ball off*We are going to have to cut your fingers off.
Kisame:*Gose to throw the ball, and it gose flying off his hand in the back swing.*Oops!
Hidan:Ow, he knocked my head off.
Kakuza:ha ha......
Hidan:come here and I will knock your head off.
Zestu:I will use this as a bowling ball.*Picks up Hidans head*
Hidan:Put me down!

Lets just say, Hidan did get his head back, and Zestu got his butt kicked.



In this story they all get along, even Itachi and AJ. Ok not Deidara and Tobi but they never do. I am sorry to all the Deidara fans but Naruto is not in this so I have to pick on some one. I love Deidara too. Some times I will pick on fish boy too.

Deidara:I think I got it, yeah.
Sasori:Your getting there, except you got to hit the pins down.
Tobi:ANOTHER STRIKE!Did you see that Deidara?
Deidara:I wonder if this ball could give some one a concusion?
AJ:Dont know try it.
Deidara:*Hits Tobi over the head with the ball*
Tobi:X_x
Itachi:Haha, I hit one pin down!^_^
Leader:That aint good, expecially after five games of getting nothing.
Itachi:TT_TT
Kisame:Hey look Tobi is dead.
Itachi:YES!
Tobi:*comes back to life*what is everyone happy about?
Deidara:*Hits him over the head again*what now....yeah
Tobi:X_x
Sasori:Hey. I can bowl.
Zestu:Why?
Sasori*Picks up ball and throws it, his arm gose with the ball*See.
Hidan:Lucky.
Kakuza:.......
Leader:i guess you cant play.
Inner Sasori:YESSSS! I knew detaching my arm would work.
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After a couple of games
Deidara:Haha I got three hundred twenty
AJ;how did you do that?
Sasori:He took out the lains beside his.
Itachi:I got a hundered
Leader:After twenty games
Itachi:T_T
Tobi:I got three hundred.
Deidara:I hate you Fuck off.
Tobi:I know you dont mean that*Hugs him*
Deidara:*hits him over the head with the ball*
Tobi:X_x
Deidara:I'm going to take this thing home with me.



You may be asking what is Tobi and Sasori doing in the same story? Yes I know Sasori dies, I dont care I like him. And you cant have a story with out the idiot in it.

Itachi:Haha, I got a 100!^_^
Sasori:Your not suppose to add five games together.
Itachi-/_-
Deidara:Sasori, will you come and bowl....hm?
Sasori:I lose my arms remember?
Deidara:What ever*grads Sasori's arms and runs with them*
Sasori:IF I HAD MY ARMS I WOULD SLAP YOU WITH THEM!
Deidara:WELL YOU CANT!
Sasori:Want to bet?
His arms start slaping Deidara. He throws them.
Leader:WE ARE SUPOES TO BE BOWLING!
Kisame:Hey look Itachi got a strike!
Zestu:yeah for the guy two lains down.
Guy:THANKS DUDE!
AJ:You fail, you owe me ten dollars.
Hidan:Man!
Kakuza:You thought Itachi would not get a strike.
Hidan:No I thought he could keep it in his own lain.
Tobi:Look I got another stirke! did you see that Deidara?
Deidara:WHAT...HM...DO YOU THINK I CARE.....YEAH!
Sasori:Can i ahve my arms back?
Deidara go get them*Throws them down the lain and knocks all the pins down.*
AJ:Look Deidara you got a strike!^_^
Tobi:*Gove Deidara a hug*You did it!
Sasori:What about my arms?!
Deidara:Tobi, I cant braethe...hm.
Tobi:Sorry*lets Deidara go*
Deidara:AJ, can I have a hug?^_^
AJ:I guess*He hugs her*Ok let go*He was still hugging her*Deidara*she pushed him off her*
Kisame:Look guys Deidara got a strike!
Leader:You owe my a 100 dollars
Hidan:Dang it!

Tobi:Look the pop machine broke and pop is spuing everywhere!^_^
Deidara:Your an baka.
Sasori:HAHAIHADLIKE5MOUNTAINDEWSANDIAMLIKEREALLYHYPERAND ICANTSTOPTALKING.....
AJ:Wow.
Itachi:OMGYOUHADMOUNTAINDEWSTOO!^_^THEYMAKEMELIKESOHYPER!
Kisame:OMFG WOULD YOU SHUT UP!
Leader:this was a bad ideal.
Deidara:SASORI WOULD YOU SHUT UP....YEAH
Sasori:PEOPLEARERIGHTYOUDOLOOKLIKEAGIRL!
Itachi:HAHAHEISRIGHTYOUDODEIDARA!
Tobi:*after 5 Valts*OMGYOUCANTTALKTODEIDARALIKETHAT.
Deidara:Is it wrong to fear for my like?
Hidan:Depends, dose Sasori talking that fast turn you on too?
They all look at Hidan.
AJ:WHAT!
Sasori:HAHAYOUALLLOOKLIKEYOUTHINKHIDANISCRAZY, DEIDARAISSEXY!
Deidara:WHAT?!
AJ:That came out of no where.*snicker*
Kisame:ITACHI STOP TRYING TO EAT ME!
Itachi:BUTYOULOOKLIKEFISH,ILIKEFISH,DOYOULIKEFISH?
Kakuza:You are all crazy.
Deidara*hits all the high people over the head*Yeah!





Some people might have got confused on the last chapter, AJ is a girl, AJ stands for Alex Jane. Sorry, And Deidara is not gay.

Itachi:*rubbing head*Deidara do you have to hit everyone over the head with the ball?
Deidara:Its more fun to hit Tobi... he never gets mad hm.*Hits Tobi*
Tobi:X_x
KisameI'm just glad your fish thing is over Itachi.
Itachi:I cant help it I like fish.
Hidan:Sasori's still out, lets draw on his face!
Kakuza:Your evil....lets!^_^
Deidara:hey, I wonder if there is a jutsu you can do to get the ball down there? Hmm
AJ:Why dont you try that?
Deidara:I will YEAH!
Dose hand sign for tiger. the ball gose flying and hit kisame over the head.
Kisame:X_x
Itachi:FISH!^_^
Kisame:Heck no you stay away!
Itachi:Come here fishy fishy fishy.....
Kisame:*Hits him over the head with the ball* What now ping pong paddle boy?
Deidara:Ping pong paddle boy hm?
AJ:His clan symbol looks like a ping pong paddle. Uchiha....Papaer fan.....get it?
Deidara:No hm.
Kisame:Whatever*Hit deidara over the head with the ball*
Hidan:Sorry Sasori.
Sasori:Never draw on my face again, or you may never be able to have kids!
Kakuza:Haha....
Sasori:You too money boy.
Hidan:Ha.
AJ:Wheres the baka?
Kisame:Where is Tobi?
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Far away at a DQ
Tobi:Yeah Deidara is the best.....
Cashier:Whatever what do you want to eat?
Tobi:Did I tell you Deidara is an artist?
3 hours later
Tobi* still talking*........
Cashier:*asleep
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Deidara:Maybe he fell off a cliff
AJ:Dont get ouur hopes up.

Leadder:ok*standing outside the bowling alley*
Itachi:i still dont see why they kicked us out?
AJ:you dont?
Deidara:we almost set the place on fire...un
AJ:you did!?
Sasori:Deidara hit the manager over the head
AJ:He did what!?
Kisame:what are we playing 20 questions
AJ:are we?
Hidan:I love that game!
Deidara:I thought love was against your religion?
Leader:ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS!
Kisame:Is it bugging you?
Leader*storms off mumbuling under his breathe*
Itachi:Whats his problem?
Leader:*in distance*ARRRRRRGGGGGG!
Sasori:good job guys lets go find another bowling alley....
Hidan:We are still bowling?
Sasori:stop it!
Kakuzu:arent questions against your religion?
Sasori:seriously stop it!
Deidara:Is it bugging you un?
Sasori next person to ask a question gets thrown down a bowling alley
Tobi:*walks up*where are we going?
Sasori:grrrrr...
at new bowling alley
Sasori:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*throws Tobi and hits pins*

AJ:ok, now what do we do?*thrown out of new bowling alley*
Deidara:I say we blow up all bowling allies, because they are evil YEAH!
Tobi:dose violence solve anything?
Sasori:and you call yourself a villan!
Hidan:niceness is against my religion.
everyone:EVERYTHING IS AGAINST YOUR RELIGION!
Kakuzu:*petting money bag*dont worry he didnt mean it*kisses bag*
Zetsu:we seriously need help
Deidara:ok, we will go find help
on their way to find help, they blow up all bowling allies.


next sotry: the next story will be about the Akastukis going to get help. Trust me they need it. but I promise it will be funny. I dont know how long it will take me to get the story up, but just look for it.