Summary: Hehe ya. I just love doing these kinds of stories. So ya. Anyways if you want ur OC to be in this with a certain Naruto character just let me know!
Categories: MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 1610 Read: 39915
Published: 31/01/07 Updated: 26/06/07
1. Getting Started by Ayama Tatsumi
2. I Will Kill You All! by Ayama Tatsumi
3. Coffee Makes You High! by Ayama Tatsumi
4. Shut Up! by Ayama Tatsumi
5. Shut Up Part 2! by Ayama Tatsumi
6. Meet Ami, Kasumi and….. no one else…… by Ayama Tatsumi
Getting Started by Ayama Tatsumi
Author's Notes:
I own nothing
Getting Started
Ayama: I am cow hear me---
Usagi: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayama: Fine geez take a chill pill… Anyways welcome one and all to the first ever Naruto/OC Talkshow!
*Crickets chirp*
Ayama: Okay request a character or that to come in……
I Will Kill You All! by Ayama Tatsumi
Author's Notes:
I own nothing.......... FOAMY RULES!!!!!!!!
Ayama: It’s a---
Usagi: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Ayama: Fine w/e anyways we have guests! Lots of them! First up Obito and Kaida!
*They walk out on stage*
Kakashi: Obito… your alive!
Obito: Yes Kakashi I miracualsly survived being crushed by a ton of rocks! *Sarcastic*
Kaida: Obito-san come on lets sit down
*they sit down*
Ayama: Now for *drum roll* I DIDN’T SAY AN EFFING DRUM ROLL BAKAS!!!!!!!!!!!! *calms down* Anyways time for Akina and Deidara to step out!
*they walk out* *Sasori sends one of his puppets at Deidara*
Sasori: ART IS ENTERNAL!
Deidara: Art dies you idiot yeah!
Akina: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!
*everything goes quiet*
Ayama: And now for Eimi.
Eimi: It’s a peanut butter jelly time!
Ayama: Peanut butter jelly time
Both: Pea—
Usagi: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Both: Fine *under their breathes* Bitch
Ayama: okay before we sign off I’m forced to ask you all one question. Obito…….. are you really Tobi in disguise?!
Obito: My name is Obi….. Obi……
*Obi Wan Kenobi runs by*
Obito: To…… Tobi! My name is Tobi.
Ayama: So you are Tobi from Akatsuki!
Obito: Obito is a goody boy though!
Ayama: Anyways Kaida….. Why did you kill your family like Itachi?
Kaida: I’m not at liberty to discuss that so I’m shuting up
Ayama: ok then Akina……. Tell me something about yourself…
Akina: well… Sasori is my brother…. I don’t know why but he always seems to be fighting with Deidara…..
Ayama: Interresting…. You bore me good bye! *pulls a lever making her fall down a hole* *Other characters fall down too*
Ayama: Well now there’s only Eimi left hehe…
Eimi: Well I’m very random!
*Foamy The Squirrel runs up*
Foamy: I will kill you all nothing you can do about it I will kill you all nothing you can do about squirrely wrath squirrely wrath! Your all gonna die your all gonna die squirrely wrath squirrely wrath!
Ayama: Foamy you rock!
Foamy: Fuck you alright!
Ayama: -_-++ *pulls the lever and he falls down the hole* Well that’s all the time bye folks!
Coffee Makes You High! by Ayama Tatsumi
Author's Notes:
I own nothing
Ayama: *yawn* Hi people sorry Shikamaru stole my coffee today so I’m not as hyper
*Crowd cheers*
*Shikamaru is bouncing off the walls literally… Temari trying to calm him down.*
Ayama: Today we have some more guests first up Kiba!
*Kiba walks in*
Kiba: Hi people!
Ayama: So Kiba when did you learn to be able to talk to Akamaru?
Kiba: Oh I can’t I just make a wild guess at what he’s saying.
Ayama: There you have it people he can’t really talk to dogs! Anyways bye Kiba *pulls the lever and Kiba falls down a hole*
People in Hole: LET US OUTTA HERE!!!!!
Ayama: Okay now to our next guests Mayu and Itachi!
Sasuke: I’ll kill you Itachi!
Ayama: Cockatoo head calm down…… this is a non violent show and besides ahh! The mad people in the hole are out and trying to kill me protect me! *Hides behind Sasuke*
Sasuke: uhhhhhh…. Okay?
Mayu: *sigh* Ayama you’re an idiot…..
Itachi: I agree completely…
Ayama: GAHHHH!!! *throws all of the mad people and Mayu and Itachi down the Hole* HAHA!
Ayama: Anyways time for our—
Shikamaru: Sasuke’s an emo kid non conformist as can be,
you'd be non conformist to if you looked just like him. He has paint on my nails and make-up on his face.
He’s almost Emo enough to start shaving his legs.
Coz He feels real deep when he’s dressing in drag,
Some call it 'freedom of expression' most just call him a fag.
Coz his dudes look like chicks and his chicks look like dykes, because Emo is one step below transvestite.
Sasuke: SHUT UP!!!!!! *Kills Shika*
Ayama: OMG He killed Shika!
Usagi: You bastard!
Ayama: Next guest Kimi! (No Ayumi not your character Kimi)
Kimi: I hate you all a lot *evil glare*
Ayama: Okay then Kimi why did you become an evil little bitch?
Kimi: I’M NOT A FREAKING BITCH!!!!!!!!
Ayama: *pulls the lever and Kimi falls down the hole trying to kill everyone down there*
Ayama: Okay that’s all the time we have bye!
Shut Up! by Ayama Tatsumi
Author's Notes:
I own nothing
Ayama: And we’re back… today’s guests are…. *drum roll* Ayumi, Kisame, and other random people…
*Crowd is silent*
Kisame: I’m blue da be de da be die
Itachi: Shut up will you shut up! *shoots Kisame*
Ayama: ok……. Someone get him to the crazy bin! *people come and put Itachi in a huggy coat*
Ayama: Hey I have one of those!
Usagi: No surprise
Ayama: You want to fight?!
Ayumi: SHUT UP! *sweet smile*
Ayama:*hiding behind chair* umm… help……. She’s gonna kill me…
Ayumi: No I wouldn’t dream of it *hides knife*
Ayama: Anyways…… Ayumi…….. Why the hell is it whenever I make a guy character you like him….
Ayumi: No…. I don’t like Ringo he’s yaoi…. ^_^
Ayama: Oh ya… he’s one of Sasuke’s fanboys XD
Sasuke: I have fanboys……… *eye twitch*
Producer: Ya this show has been bringing in no ratings and no money I’m shutting it down…
Ayama: NUU!!! *kills Producer guy* Aww crap oh well I’ll just get some random people to help…
*A time machine comes in and out walks eight kids… two eighteen year old boys 1 seventeen girl one 16 boy two 13 year olds one girl and one boy one ten year old boy and a 7 year old girl*
Ayama: Who da hell are you.
Future people: dude…… I think we went to far back... Anyways…..
18: I’m Haru *acting like he doesn’t care*
Other 18: I’m Taro *big grin*
17: I’m Ai *cute smile*
16: I’m Keitaro *acting like Haru being all cool*
First thirteen: I’m Yoko *innocent smile*
Second thirteen: I’m Mio *acting like Taro*
10: I’m Gitou WEEE!!! *Hyper*
7: I’m Kaimei *acting a whole bunch like Sasuke…. omg it’s his female clone!*
all of them: And we’re---
Ayama: You’re my fairy god parents?!
*they sigh*
Kids: No ….. god how come we have an idiot for a mother…
Ayama: Wait slow down……. I have kids?! I’m not even 14 yet!
Kaimei: We’re from the future baka…
Ayama: Oh…… say……. Wait…… who’s the dad?
Yoko: Dad! *glomps Sasuke*
Sasuke: WTF?! Another fangirl AHHH!!!!
Yoko: dad… you’re acting funny….. It’s me Yoko…
Will Sasuke ever accept he has kids? Will Ayama stop being an idiot? Why is Yoko so attached to her dad? Find out on an all new ---
Ayama: South Park?!
Narrator: No a new episode of this stupid story you created
Shut Up Part 2! by Ayama Tatsumi
Author's Notes:
I Own Nothing
Ayama: and we’re back… so ummm you guys are from the future…. Wait won’t talking to us affect the future?
Haru: Taro you idiot! You forgot to tell us that!
Taro: hehe… my bad oh well… I don’t think anything will happen…
*Gitou disappears*
Mio: Gitou!
Ai: Wait what holiday is he?
Haru: I think Christmas or Easter… ok if me and Taro we’re for Dad’s birthday…
Ai: I was Valentine’s Day…
Keitaro: I was St. Patrick’s Day
Yoko/Mio: We were their anniversary...
Kaimei: I was mom’s birthday…
Sasuke: What is it with us and special events? *whisper to Ayama*
Ayama: No idea
Haru: Oh ya he’s Christmas!
Taro: Ya well you’re a stuck up snob!
Haru: You’re an idiot.
Kaimei: What about Gitou?
*Gitou walks in eating a sandwhich*
Gitou* I got hungry ^_^
Ayama: Ya could you guys like……. Leave you’re creeping me out…
*Ayama shoves them in the time machine and they go back*
*Another time machine comes*
Ayama: Not another one!
*Itachi walks out with a longer pony tail and a shark boy with black hair*
Ayama: Wait ew! Itachi did it with Kisame!
Sasuke: doesn’t that mean one of them has to be a girl?
Ayama: I think it was Itachi…….
*Ayama points out the fact the future Itachi is wearing a dress*
Sasuke: Great I’m related to a transsexual…
Itachi: Foolish little brother! *disappears.*
Ayama: okay I don’t even want to know…
Ayama: And that’s that! The end of part two see ya faithful viewers *waves*
Narrator: On the next episode of—
Ayama: South Park!
Narrator: no this stupid thing god you’re such an idiot!
Meet Ami, Kasumi and….. no one else…… by Ayama Tatsumi
Author's Notes:
I own nothing
Ayama: I’m really---
Usagi:.. SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUZZ BAG!!!
Ayama: Hey Sasuke said that to Sakura in the Naruto Abridged Series!
Usagi: oh ya…. Gaara of the Funk will pwn all your asses in DDR!
Ayama: anyways we have two guests…. The great creator Kasumi and her friend Ami!
Kasumi:……… why the hell did I make her an-- *sees a butterfly* ooo pretty!!!
Ami:.. Kasumi?.... *a wolf comes by and eats the butterfly*
Kasumi: NUU!!! Ze butterfly!
Ami: …Bad wolfie!
Wolfie: *whimper*
Kasumi*….. Doggie! *glomps the wolf.*
Usagi: okay you people are gone *drags them away their TOO random!*
Ayama: woah…… that was short….
Narrator: Well…. Till next time---
Ayama: have fun and don’t shit and drive!
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