It's strange that... by neko youkai
Summary: A reply to the all famous challenge!
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Isn't it strange...
Challenges: Isn't it strange...
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 869 Read: 6332 Published: 12/01/07 Updated: 14/01/07

1. Chapter 1 by neko youkai

2. Chapter 2 by neko youkai

3. Chapter 3 by neko youkai

4. Chapter 4 by neko youkai

5. Chapter 5 by neko youkai

Chapter 1 by neko youkai
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: These are the things I find strange in Naruto and not TONFA.
I do not own Naruto, but you probably knew that
- I can't believe I'm responding to a challenge
- Naruto and Hinata wears winter clothing and Sasuke and Sakura wears summer clothing. Plus, they're pairings
-half the world thinks that the Uchiha symbol is NOT a fan...*cough*pokeball,table tennis racket, lollipop, fish bobber *cough*
-People always put SasuNaru instead of NaruSasu even though Naruto's the main character and N comes before S.
-People who watch Naruto usually watch Inuyasha or FMA or yugioh too.
-Hardly anyone pays attention to TenTen
-According to polls on quizilla, Gaara has more fangirls than Sasuke. And Kakashi or neji has the least fangirls.
-"Chakra" is a term borrowed from yoga
-"Uke" and "seme" are terms borrowed from Aikido. It refers to receiver and attacker.
-You just wasted 5 minutes of your life reading this junk.
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Chapter 2 by neko youkai
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: Continuation of chapter 1
- It's strange that in order of put 1 space between each line for the readers to read, you have to put 2 spaces between the lines when you type it out.
- SasuNaru is probably the most famous pairing in all of the anime world
- If you ever watched bleach, you'll notice that Ichigo is like Naruto and Ishida is like Sasuke
- In the cantonese dub version of Naruto, Sasuke's voice actor is a girl.
- In the japanese and english version of Naruto, Naruto's voice actor is a girl.
- In the english version, konohamaru's voice actor is the same as Ino's which is also a girl
- Naruto's voice actor appeared in the television series of Mad TV episode 11
- If you wonder how I got these information, check out www.wikipedia.org
- On TONFA, there is wayyyyy more yaoi fanfics than yuri fanfics
- This is the only fanfic I ever wrote that is not for a humor purpose.
- I spent 2 hours writing to this far O_O
- and I just noticed it...
- you've wasted ANOTHER 5 minutes reading this junk
- Why the heck am I still typing?
- I am weird...
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Chapter 3 by neko youkai
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: Um...
- I can't belive I'm making a heck a lot of chapters on this!
- Not much people know what TONFA stands for...(I know I don't)
- 99 percent of the stories are written with no spelling/grammar mistakes for every chapter
- Sasuke's hair is blue if you look real closely
- Hinata's hair is purple
- The leaf village symbol looks like a snail
- This challenge is probably the most popular one with the most replys
- My username has nothing to do with Naruto
- Sasuke has the biggest fanclub AND the biggest hate club
- All the people in the fanclubs are girls and people in hate clubs are guys
- Most yaoi authors are girls
- Itachi has a ponytail
- Okay, that last one was completly useless
- You have again, wasted another 5 minutes of your life and yet you still read them even though my inner soul just dissed you
- You probably want to kill me now don't you?
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Chapter 4 by neko youkai
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: I'm being treatened by a flamethrower so I'm ganna blame it on Sasuke.
- Most people who get obsessed with Naruto do at least one of the following things:


1. run with their hands behind their back
2. do hand signs for no reason
3. yell believe it
4. gets obsessed with ramen
5. spend the whole day on this site
And that's just the beggining!


- If the Naruto characters are human, why do they have such strange coloured hair? I mean, naruto's japanese and he has blond hair!
- kiba wears a winter jacket thingy when it's the middle of summer?
- In the first movie, when the Naruto characters are in that ice land place, Sakura and Sasuke wears their regular clothes (maybe with a few arm/leg warmers) But still, isn't that cold?
- The english versions are one of the early dubbed versions of Naruto and yet, they're still on episode 60-70 when the french dubs are over 100
- Most Naruto voice actors know fluent japanese
- Dattebayo, shannaro, and usurukontachi does NOT translate to believe it, cha, and loser.
- Maybe it's not that weird but there is a brand of kitchen fan thingys called "sakura" and television brands called "hitachi" (hitachi - H = itachi)
- The evil and mentaly unstable naruto characters have more fangirl/fanboys than those "normal" characters.
- Almost all of the Naruto characters had a horrible childhood
- Hardly anyone knows what a "taboo" is.
- Half of the clans in Naruto are extinct (lol, extinct)
- or "almost" extinct *glares at haku and Itachi*
- Speaking of clans, they actually came from scotland instead of japan.
- Deidara, Orochimaru, and rock lee have no last name
- *sigh* And yes, if you know what I'm ganna say, then yeeaahhhh.....you.have.wasted.another.5.minutes.of.your.life.
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Chapter 5 by neko youkai
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: Name puns!
Here's the Naruto name puns


Naruto- fishcake (poor kisame)
sakura-cherry blossom
sasuke- actually ninja in japan
itachi- weasle (pretty obvious)
orochimaru- actually fictional legendary character
kakashi- scarecrow
anko- sweet bean paste
gaara- I love death O_O
Kabuto- helmet (lol)
Ino- pig
Iruka- dolphine (he and kisame make a very good pair lol)



Last Names!!!! Woot!


Uzumaki- swirls
Haruno- spring (as in season)
Uchiha- fan (duhh)
Hatake- field
Hyuuga- sun
Umino- sea/ocean
Yuuhi- setting sun
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