1. Chapter 1 by Karuka Ikashi
12 Days of KakaIru
On the first day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
A novel not rated PG.
On the second day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the third day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Six summoning scrolls,
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Seven bowls of ramen,
Six summoning scrolls,
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Eight nin-dogs,
Seven bowls of ramen,
Six summoning scrolls,
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Nine shuriken
Eight nin-dogs,
Seven bowls of ramen,
Six summoning scrolls,
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Ten Gais a posing.
Nine shuriken
Eight nin-dogs,
Seven bowls of ramen,
Six summoning scrolls,
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Eleven maskless kisses,
Ten Gais a posing.
Nine shuriken
Eight nin-dogs,
Seven bowls of ramen,
Six summoning scrolls,
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…
Twelve love tackles,
Eleven maskless kisses,
Ten Gais a posing.
Nine shuriken
Eight nin-dogs,
Seven bowls of ramen,
Six summoning scrolls,
Five hehenonomoheji!
Four sharp kunai
Three screaming children,
Two cups of sake,
And a novel not rated PG.