My Notes :

Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto. Both character and show. I do own Kyoku, Nyamo, Miyukai, and Mia though. My friend owns Rei.

Cast List (can change) :

Kyoku & Rei : Hosts

Kiba & Akamaru & Mia : Lights

Chouji : Cameras

Miyukai : Set Designer

Now to the chapter!!

Chapter One : First Round!

"Hello and welcome to our show!" exclaimed Kyoku.

"Today we will be having the Naruto cast and some people they have met on their travels as our contestants!" exclamined Rei.

"Now here come our first.. er.. five contestants..," said Kyoku.

"We have here, Sasuke, Neji, Shino, Naruto, and RockLee!" said Rei.

"Here's the next group!" said Kyoku.

"Here is, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Nyamo... and Itachi?!" said Rei. Everyone turned to look at him with wide eyes.

"I am here because my dear brother wants to finally beat me at something," said Itachi.

"Okkk.... here comes our next group... damn we have alot today!" said Kyoku.

"Next is Shikamaru, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Haku, and Zabuza...," said Rei who was getting exhausted from saying all these names.

"Ok since Rei is getting Tired I'll introduce the next group! Here we have.. oh my alot! Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, Gai, Tsunade, Shizune, Kabuto, Jiriya.. that's the last of em!" said Kyoku who was now gasping for air.

"Let's start the games!" exclaimed Rei.

"Ok!" shouted the audience.

"This is our first round... which means it's time for our contestant's to do our troubled dares. Now you may ask why we call them the "troubled" dares. Well my friends, that's because these dares put our contestants in weird situations that they might not want to be part of and if they choose to not do it they are in big trouble. Oh and the level of trouble they're in always changes!" explained Kyoku. The contestants looked at her with fear in their eyes. They knew Kyoku and Rei well. They would think of something that would make them all regret ever coming here.

"Well, let's see who are first victims.. oh erm.. let's see who will come up first!" said Rei hoping none of the contestants heard her say "victims". Well her luck ran out and everyone had horrified looks on their faces.

"Hmm... how bout' Shikamaru, Ino, and Temari," suggested Rei.

"Good idea!" said Kyoku. The three glared at Rei for suggesting that they be the first "victims".

"Let's go with a truth!" Kyoku said. " Shika, would you rather go out with Ino or Temari." Kyoku had an evil grin on her face.

"Errm...," Shikamaru said trying to think.

Both girls started to argue saying things like "he'd much rather go out with me" and "shut up you little...".

Then things got ugly. The two girls began to fight. Temari who was going to win obviously just stood there while the younger blond tried to attack. Ino then tried the mind transfer, but missed. She laid limp for a few minutes while Temari tied her up. When she was back she was tied and sitting on a couch.

Meanwhile Shikamaru had decided Temari. Being happy with his decision she glomped him then dragged him off set...

"Oh my....," Kyoku said.

"Ehehehe....we're going to take an a short break," Rei said while waving her hand back and forth.

"Um... yeah sure... what Rei said! Jaa ne for now!" Kyoku rushed while trying to get the commercials starting.

Disclaimer :: I do not own any characters except Kyoku, Shia, Mia, Nyamo, and Miyukai. My friend owns Rei.

Hosts : Kyoku & Rei & Shia & Sai

Lights : Kiba & Akamaru & Mia

Camera : Chouji

Set Designer : Miyukai

Players : Rest of the members.

Chapter Two :: Backstage...

"Get the hell out of that closet Temari!" screamed Rei.

"Not until I'm done with my man!" yelled Temari. Rei sighed and went to get a drink. She then noticed a white haired girl standing with a clipboard.

"Who are you?" Rei asked.

"Oh, I'm one of Mianu's new characters. I'll be working as a host now," the girl said.

"Nice to meet you," Kyoku said. "Name?"

"Shia," the female replied.

"Welcome to the crew... oh... is that Sai?" Rei asked.

"Yeah, I made him join as a host with me. No way I would want him doing the dares since were dating," Shia said.

"Haha, we let our men do what they want," both replied.

"Nice," Shia said. The girls continued their conversation while everyone else was setting up on stage.

"Get me two more chairs up here!" exclaimed Miyukai. He was in a rush to hurry and get the stage set. When his chairs didn't arrive he started cursing under his breath and headed back stage.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!!" he screamed backstage. He looked around and saw everyone sitting and relaxing...

"Aw screw it...," he said before sitting down in a beanbag and grabbing a magazine. Everyone did the same right after and completely forgot about the show.

"Soooo... anyone hear about Sasori and Deidara?" asked Sai.

"Did they really go gay?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah," Itachi said. Silence fell over the room.

"Hey, weren't we doing something?" asked Nyamo. Everyone paused and thought.

Then everyone went bug eyed. Well everyone but Shino, and yelled, "HOLY CRAP THE SHOW!" They all got up and ran to the stage.

"Aaannnnddddd we're back!" Announced the four hosts.

Message from f a i t h :: I'm too lazy to type the rest of the chapter so I'll just edit later.