Kakashi: Okay, let's get this over with. Name?

Ino: Ino Yamanaka.

Kakashi: Rank?

Ino: Genin.

Kakashi: Greatest Ambition?(I hope it's not.....)

Ino: To marry Sasuke Uchiha.

Kakashi: Goddamit! You're turn, Tem.

Tem: If you could switch places with anyone not involved with your greatest ambition who would it be?

Ino: Sakura Haruno.

Tem: And why is that?

Ino: To make her marry Naruto.

Tem: Yeah, I'm SURE she'd hate that.

Ino: *glares*

Tem: O-kay..Moving on! Who would you say is you're greatest rival?

Ino: Again, Sakura Haruno.

Tem: Why?

Ino: Because she looks like a boy and yet all the boys like her.

Kakashi: And that's all the time-

Ino: You were only interviewing me five minutes?

Kakashi: 5 minutes? God! Long enough1 *tries to stand up bt is glued to chair*

Tem: Sorry, Hatake. *laughs* Now, Ino, how do you reply to peoples claims of Sasuke being "EMO"?

Ino: He's not emo, he's just special.

Kakashi: HE'S A GODDAMN EMO KID!

Ino: NO, HE'S NOT! *tackles*

Kakashi: Get this **** off me!!!!!

Tem: Go, Ino, go! Go for the eye! Ohhh! That's gotta hurt! *looks at screen* That's all the time we have for today! Join us next time when we interview Gekko Hayate.

Kakashi*has bandages around eye*: Welcome back to Interviews with Kakashi and Company. I'm Hatake Kakashi and this is Tem Ura, my co-host. Today we will interview Gekko Hayate, proctor for the 3rd part of the Chuunin Exam. And just to make sure I don't get hurt like last time, I won't be asking questions. Tem?

Tem: *knocks*Hello Mr. Hayate. I'm Tem Ura and I will be interviewing you today.
Hayate: *opens door*Come on*cough*in.*cough*
Tem: So, we're going to ask you kind of the same questions as we asked Ms. Yamanaka yesterday, alright?
Hayate: All right.*cough*
Tem: Name?
Hayate: Gekko*cough*Hayate.
Tem: Ran-*Gekko coughs* Rank?
Hayate: Jou-*cough*-nin.
Tem: Greatest Ambition?
Hayate: If I told you that*cough*I wouldn't be able*cough*to call it*cough*an ambition*cough*, would I?
Tem: Yes...
Hayate: *has a coughing fit*
Tem: Moving on....If you could switch places with anyone not involved with who would it be?
Hayate: Kurenai.
Tem: Why?
Hayate: Because I could go into the shower and-
Tem: Just shut up. Now, who's your greatest rival?
Hayate: No one.
Tem: Really?
Hayate: Actually, yes. His name is General Grievous.
Tem: From Star Wars Episode 3?
Hayate: Yes.
Tem: ......
Hayate: *cough cough*
Kakashi: *bursts out laughing*A fictional character?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hayate: *glares and stabs Kakashi in the arm with a kunai**coughs*
Kakashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY ARM!!!!!!!!!*rolls on floor screaming*
Tem: Let's move on, shall we?
Hayate: *nods and coughs*
Tem: Okay, last question. What's with your cough?
Hayate: I smoke.*cough*
Tem: Really?
Hayate: No.*cough*
Tem: Oh.*stares*Well, uh...That's all the time we have for today. Next time, we'll interview, Shikamaru Nara.*drags Kakashi out*
Kakashi: MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hayate: Come back sometime!*cough* I'll make cookies!*cough*

Kakashi*has broken arm and eye is healed*: Let's get this over with before I get another injury.
Tem: Yeah, yeah.*opens front door*
Chouji: Who the **** are you?! Get out of our house!*throws chips at them and they land on floor in front of Kakashi who takes a step and falls over*
Kakashi: My back!
Tem:*drags him to Shikamaru's room and walks in*Mr. Nara?
Shikamaru: Huh?*wakes up*Who are you?
Tem: I'm Tem Ura and this is Hatake Kakashi. We're here for an interview.
Shikamaru: Eh...Can't be worse than last time....*thinks back to creepygothbunny's interview*Oh..um....Go ahead, I guess.
Tem: Name?
Shikamaru: Shikamaru Nara....
Tem: Rank?
Shikamaru: Genin.....*dozes off*
Tem: Greatest Ambition?
Shikamaru: ......
Tem: Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: ......
Kakashi: The lazy ******* fell asleep on us!
Shikamaru: Hrnh? Lazy *******? *attempts to murder Kakashi but settles on stealing his book and breaking his leg*
Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tem: Uh....Oh-kay....Moving on...If you could switch places with anyone, who would it be?
Shikamaru: Naruto.....
Tem: Why?
Shikamaru: He's such a drag...And he's got fangirls!
Tem: Uh-huh.....Greatest Rival?
Shikamaru: Same as above and same reason.
Tem: Um...alright..Kakashi, shut up about your freakin' book! Go buy a new one afterwards!
Kakashi: Can we go to the hospital first?
Tem: No...
Kakashi: YAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Tem: *hits him over head with lamp, knocking him out*
Shikamaru: Thanks.
Tem: No problem. Okay, last question. Greatest Ambition...again?
Shikamaru: No comment.
Tem: Okay, thank you for being so cooperative, Mr. Nara.*turns to camera* Tune in next time when we interview Chouji Akimichi! Come on Kakashi..*drags him out again*

Kakashi: W-Welcome to Interviews with Kakashi and Company. I'm H-Hatake Kakashi, and this is Tem Ura. T-Tem?*ducks as Shikamaru chucks a bowl at him*
Tem: Thanks, Hatake. Hello, today we will be interviewing a Mister Chouji Akimichi. Name?
Chouji: Chouji Akimichi.
Tem: Rank?
Chouji: Genin.
Tem: Greatest ambition?
Chouji: To master the Nikudan Sensha.
Tem: Alright! If you could switch places with anyone, who would it be?
Chouji: Shikamaru.
Tem: Why?
Chouji: *takes a deep breath*He's my best friend, best of all best friends!
Kakashi: *holds a hand up*Please. Stop.
Chouji: *glares*Why should I?
Kakashi: 'Cause you can't sing.
Chouji: Oh, really?!
Kakashi: AND you're kind of pudgy, by the way.
Chouji: OH, YEAH?! MEAT TANK JUTSU!!*inflates and runs over Kakashi*
Tem: *grabs Kakashi and runs*Join us next time when we interview Kakashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

Tem: Okay, sadly we have to do this interview from the Konoha Hospital, but here we go! Name?

Kakashi: Hakate...Kakashi...

Tem: Rank?

Kakashi: ...Jounin....

Tem: Greatest Ambition?

Kakashi: (sits bolt upright)TO MAKE GAI WISH HE'D NEVER CHOSEN ME, HAKATE KAKASHI, TO BE HIS RIVAL!!!

Tem: Uh-huh....If you could switch places with anyone not involved with your greatest ambition who would it be?

Kakashi: Jiraiya.

Tem: And why's that? *twitches*

Kakashi: So I could do his job for him..Hehehe....

Tem: YOU PERVERT!!!*starts beating the crud out of poor Kakashi*

Kakashi: ACK!!!! HELP!!! NURSE!!!

Tem: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *smothers him into unconsiousness*
And...This concludes..Today's show...Stay tuned...for...Rock Lee...CUT!!