X-mas Songs, Naruto-style! by ladygizarme
Summary: A series of X-mas song parodies featuring the Naruto boys. Some songs may involve shounen-ai/yaoi and/or violence. #6-11: new for X-mas 2007
Categories: General Fiction, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No Word count: 3961 Read: 25940 Published: 14/07/06 Updated: 18/07/09
Story Notes:
This disclaimer disclaims all subjects in need of disclamation herein.

1. Bed the Boys by ladygizarme

2. Paint Their Toes by ladygizarme

3. Carol of SasuNaru by ladygizarme

4. O Kyuubi by ladygizarme

5. Akatsuki's Comin' to Town by ladygizarme

6. Here Comes Naruto by ladygizarme

7. We Wish For Naruto Christmas by ladygizarme

8. The 12 Days Of Christmas by ladygizarme

9. Christmas For Ninjas by ladygizarme

10. Have Yourself a Yaoi Little Christmas by ladygizarme

11. Have Yourself a SasuNaru Christmas by ladygizarme

12. Sasuke Uchiha by ladygizarme

13. Have a Dirty, Smutty Yaoimas by ladygizarme

14. The Yaoimas Song by ladygizarme

Bed the Boys by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the songs I'm parodying (as if you didn't already know)
A/N: So some of you may remember this from last summer, when it was just this first song. Due to “popular demand”, this will now be a series of Christmas song parodies of sorts.
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Bed the Boys
[To the tune of “Deck the Halls”]

Read “Naruto’s” yaoi pairings
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sasuke isn’t known for sharing
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Keeps Naruto tied to his bed
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
What a hassle, clothes must be shed!
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Kakashi corrupts Iruka
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Jiraiya peeps to write yaoi books, Ah!
Fa la la la la, la la la la

ShinoKiba; ShikaChouji
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
GaaraNaru; NejiLee
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Orochimaru and Kabuto
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Both are after Sasuke’s asshole
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Uchihacest: it is the best
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
But let’s not forget the Sandcest
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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A/N 2: So that’s it. I had lots more pairings I could’ve used, but I wanted to stick to the same number of verses as the original. Comments are welcome. Flame if you wish; it’ll give me a laugh. *smile*
Paint Their Toes by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: See Ch1
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warnings: recent manga spoilers, Akatsuki internet rumor spoilers, mention of oral, suggestion of Uchihacest


Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!
[To the tune of “Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!”]

Oh, the Akatsuki is frightful
But their nails are so delightful
And when they’ve someplace to go
Paint their toes! Paint their toes! Paint their toes!

When Hidan’s head was cleanly severed
Kakuzu thought he’d be clever
“Since you are still not dead…
Give me head! Give me head! Give me head!” (X_x XD)

Oh Itachi is going blind
But he still will not fuck Kisame
Then the shark man found out one time
He’ll only sleep with Sasuke!

Now, the Leader may be Yondaime
Or Madara Uchiha, ne
And if the rumors are so…
obiTobiTobiTobito!!

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A/N: *looks around* that last line is about the Tobi/Obito rumor, in case people don’t catch it. *coughhack* Ahh, I’m so lame. I can’t do humor. Only my friends find me funny… LOL And, ahh, I personally don’t believe most of the Akatsuki rumors, especially ones about who Leader is but.. eh, works for the song I suppose…
Carol of SasuNaru by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: See Ch1
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

A/N: Merry Christmas-in-July! I have a few “new” songs to post today, which I actually meant to post when it was still Christmastime, but… I forgot LOL. Then when I remembered, it was almost February and I didn’t want to post them then. Gomen! Ah well, who doesn’t love Christmas in July?

Thanks to all my reviewers from the previous chapters, and special thanks to ren for her encouragement when I first mentioned writing this one back in December.

Warnings: Shounen-ai. Also, if you’re reading the manga scanslations, this is a bit out-of-date since I wrote it in Dec. ’06 (just after Ch. 333). If you’re only watching the anime, or only reading Shonen Jump/VIZ’s Naruto manga, some of this may be a tad spoilerish. Not toooooo much, though, I don’t think.

Carol of SasuNaru
[To the tune of “Carol of the Bells”]
(imagine “Sa~su~ Na~ru~” in the background, replacing “ding~dong~ ding~dong~”)


Oh, Naruto
Sweet Naruto
Always you say
“I’ll save Sasuke!”
This conviction
Never gives in
Even as he
Meets Kyuubi

SasuNaru
Love is why you
Never give up
No matter what
Even when Sai
Joins with a lie
Your talk of bonds
Changes his song
You’ve this effect
On all you’ve met
Though Sasuke runs
He’s no exception

Sorrow and pain
You lost him again
But you’ve power from
Determination

“I promise I will bring him back here
Before the deadline of the third year!”

On, on you toil
Razing the soil
Kagebunshin
Learn to use wind

Oh, Naruto
Cool Naruto
You train away
Looking “sexay”
Soon you’ll complete
Your new technique
Adding wind on
To Rasengan

SasuNaru
Love is why you
Never give up
No matter what
Though Kyuubi
Tries to get free
Earn the credit
On your own merit
Your ability
All will soon see
Wish on a star
Your dreams can go far

And now you know
From Yamato-taichou
Your wind will make
Sasuke’s fire grow

“Now I have even further proof that
Sasuke and I are the perfect match!”

SasuNaru
Love is how you’ll
Ultimately
Kill Itachi

(Sa~su~ Na~ru~) LOVE!
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A/N2: Technically, after “on, on you toil” it should just repeat from the beginning, but I had too many verses I didn’t want to cut out by the time I bothered to look up the original song. Ya mind? :p Also, in case anyone's wondering, I used SasuNaru instead of NaruSasu (my general preference) because I thought the sound fit better starting with an “s” sound than an “n”... *shrug*

Anyway, thank you so much to everyone that reviewed the previous chapters! It’s nice to see people actually enjoy this series. I have a couple more of these to post today, and reviews for these as well would be greatly appreciated. ^__^

BTW, if anyone’s still wondering why I haven’t updated my other fics (particularly “Sweetest Blood”), I’ve had a note up in my AFF profile for awhile about why my writing has been delayed. I’ve been working on it, I swear! It’s just hard to get a good flow going when I only have 5-10 mins at a time to write. It’ll be up (eventually) though, promise. ^_~


&hearts
~ lg
O Kyuubi by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: Don't flippin' own... see Ch. 1!!
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

A/N: Merry Christmas-in-July still! This one’s dedicated to my reviewer kawaiicrimsonkitsune, who wanted me to write one for Kyuubi. Hope you enjoy it!

Warnings: mild references to sex and Mpreg, some “fanon facts”


O Kyuubi
[To the tune of “O Christmas Tree”]

O Kyuubi
O Kyuubi
You’re one sexy
Kitsune

With eyes and fur
A flaming red
How can you not
Be good in bed

O Kyuubi
O Kyuubi
You’re one sexy
Kitsune

~

O Kyuubi
O Kyuubi
You really are
So foxy

You help Naruto
Have babies
And drive Shukaku
Crazy

O Kyuubi
O Kyuubi
You really are
So foxy

~

O Kyuubi
O Kyuubi
We love artistic
License

Sometimes your eyes
Are gold and warm
We really love
Your human form

O Kyuubi
O Kyuubi
We love artistic
License
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A/N2: Still one more after this…
Akatsuki's Comin' to Town by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: *sigh* See Ch. 1...
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warnings: umm.. none really, I don’t think… unless you’re only watching the Naruto dub >.> then this would be a tad spoilerish

Akatsuki’s Comin’ to Town
[to the tune of “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”]

Don’t bother to run
Don’t bother to hide
I hope life was fun
I’m tellin’ you why

Akatsuki’s comin’ to town!

They’re makin’ a list
And checkin’ it twice
Don’t care if you’ve been
Naughty or nice!

Akatsuki’s comin’ to town!

They’re capturing the bijuu
To harness their power
And if you’re a Jinchuuriki
Extraction kills you for sure!

So, don’t bother to run
Don’t bother to hide
I hope life was fun
I’m tellin’ you why

Akatsuki’s comin’ to town!
Akatsuki’s comin’ to town!
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A/N: I have a few more started, but I think this’ll be it for today. If I don’t post anymore before August, I probably won’t add to this until Christmas season again.

Thanks to llyoung for already reviewing on AFF! Glad you enjoyed O Kyuubi. And thanks to anyone who reviews after I post this, too. ^__^

&hearts
~ lg
Here Comes Naruto by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: I don't freakin' own Naruto. 'K?
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warnings: slightly crude and clich sexual description

Here Comes Naruto
[to the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus”]

Here comes Naruto
Here comes Naruto
Right into Sasuke’s mouth

Neji and Gaara and all his fanboys
Want a taste and pout

Sai is creeping, Lee is weeping
Stars burst in Naru’s sight

So he can’t notice the voyeurs’ presence
‘Cause Naruto is coming tonight


Here comes Sasuke
Here comes Sasuke
Shouting Naruto’s name

His ass is teased and lubed and filled
With Naruto’s cock again

Tongues are tangled, moans are strangled
What a beautiful sight

So all yaoi fans, go grab your cams
Naru and Sasu come together tonight

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A/N: Happy Early Christmas, everyone. Obviously, I’m back with a new batch of installments in this “series” in time for the season. I’m going to post at least one a day from now until Christmas Day. So look forward to it, and please review!

p.s. I’m almost done with the next chapter of SMFO, for anyone waiting on it. My current real life circumstances (which have, yet again, drastically changed since September) make it difficult to get a lot of writing done, but I’m trying! I’m still really into that story, so I don’t want to let it sit for too long without working on it.

&hearts
~ lg
We Wish For Naruto Christmas by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Got it?
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warning: just the usual mild M/M

We Wish For Naruto Christmas
[to the tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”]

We wish for Naruto Christmas
We wish for Naruto Christmas
We wish for Naruto Christmas
And a nin-filled New Year.
Hot ninjas we want
From fan art and fics;
Hot ninjas for Christmas
And a nin-filled New Year!

We want more ZabuHaku!
We want more Suigetsu!
We want more NaruSasu!
Please post more right here!
More NaruHaku,
More Juugo and Sai;
Lots more Kimimaro
Would just make our New Year!

Won’t go ‘til we see Itachi
Won’t go ‘til we see Deidara
Won’t go ‘til we see Sasori
Get their threesome on!
Pein, Hidan, Tobi
Could get in on the act;
Watch out for Kisame
And his shark attack!

We wish for Naruto Christmas
We wish for Naruto Christmas
We wish for Naruto Christmas
And a nin-filled New Year.
Hot ninjas we want
From fan art and fics;
Hot ninjas for Christmas
And a nin-filled New Year!

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A/N: Happy Day Two of these updates. Hope you enjoy. Thank you for reading, and BIG THANKS to everyone that reviewed yesterday’s installment! I really love the feedback, so feel free to review again today!!

&hearts
~ lg
The 12 Days Of Christmas by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: Nope, no owning of Naruto here.
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warning: references to yaoi, BDSM, and lotsa other good stuff that come with that combo X3


The Twelve Days Of Christmas
[…I think the tune here is obvious by the title…]

On the first day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the second day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the third day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the fourth day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the fifth day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke

Five cock rings

Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the sixth day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Six Kage Bunshins

Five cock rings

Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the seventh day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Seven soft-whip lashes
Six Kage Bunshins

Five cock rings

Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the eighth day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Eight brilliant blowjobs
Seven soft-whip lashes
Six Kage Bunshins

Five cock rings

Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the ninth day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Nine rousing rimjobs
Eight brilliant blowjobs
Seven soft-whip lashes
Six Kage Bunshins

Five cock rings

Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the tenth day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Ten purple rope bonds
Nine rousing rimjobs
Eight brilliant blowjobs
Seven soft-whip lashes
Six Kage Bunshins

Five cock rings

Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the eleventh day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Eleven chakra-blocked blindfolds
Ten purple rope bonds
Nine rousing rimjobs
Eight brilliant blowjobs
Seven soft-whip lashes
Six Kage Bunshins

Five cock rings


Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi


On the twelfth day of Christmas
Naruto gave Sasuke
Twelve body piercings
Eleven chakra-blocked blindfolds
Ten purple rope bonds
Nine rousing rimjobs
Eight brilliant blowjobs
Seven soft-whip lashes
Six Kage Bunshins

Five cock rings

Four different dildos
Three French maid outfits
A pair of handcuffs
And hot feral sex with Kyuubi

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A/N: And now, Day Three.

Thanks again for the awesome reviews. Don’t be shy, keep ‘em comin’! ^_~

&hearts
~ lg
Christmas For Ninjas by ladygizarme
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warning: No yaoi in this one. O.o Also, the song’s a little obscure. I didn’t even know about it until I saw it on a page of Christmas lyrics. Unless you listen to John Denver-type country crooners, you’ve probably never heard it either. You can hear it for free on rhapsody.com


Christmas For Ninjas
[to the tune of “Christmas for Cowboys”]

Out on a mission, we spend Christmas day
Jumping through trees, avoiding snow where it lay.
All of the good gifts given today;
Ours is the life we’re still living today.

Normal civilians, they have different ways,
Parties and presents and a lover’s embrace.
I'll take the kunai; I'll take first watch;
Christmas for Ninjas, no mission can be botched.

No campfire for warmth as we stop for the night;
The stars overhead are the Christmas-tree lights.
The wind sings a hymn as we silently watch;
Christmas for Ninjas, no mission can be botched.

Out on a mission, we spend Christmas day
Jumping through trees, avoiding snow where it lay.
So many gifts have been opened today;
Ours is the life we’re still living today.
It's Christmas for Ninjas, we keep our ninja way.

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A/N: Happy Day Four and Happy Sunday. I know this one’s a little different from my usual, but I thought it was still appropriate. Tomorrow we’ll be back to the yaoi, no worries. ^_ ~ Thanks again for reading and reviewing.

&hearts
~ lg
Have Yourself a Yaoi Little Christmas by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
This disclaimer disclaims all subjects in need of disclamation.
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warning: Back to the yaoi. ^_~ Also, this isn’t really *about* Naruto… it isn’t about any anime/manga specifically, actually. But since Naruto is still my main obsession, and I already have this whole song parody thing here… I might as well post this here!


Have Yourself a Yaoi Little Christmas
[to the tune of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”]

Have yourself a yaoi little Christmas,
Let the boys make out
Let them lick
And suck until they moan and shout
Have yourself a yaoi little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
Anti-yaoi
troubles will be miles away.

Mistletoe on their boxer flap
So much cum to lap, oh boy.
Bondage presents under the tree
Find the handcuff key, enjoy.

Through the years more boys will get together
With a yaoi theme
They will kiss and fuck and make the fangirls scream.
So have yourself a yaoi little Christmas dream.

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A/N: Happy Christmas Eve, everyone! Only one more song left in this season’s updates, and it’s an actual Naruto version of this. Is it just me, or does this song just ask to be yaoi-parodied?! Yeah… so I had to make two of them. The second version will be posted… err, later tonight, probably. Since it is Christmas Eve, after all, it’s a busy time. If I don’t think I’ll have time later, I might even give you guys an early Christmas present and post the last one this afternoon. :p We’ll see… If not, it’ll definitely be posted in the wee hours of Christmas morning, as I won’t be home during the day.

‘Til then, thanks again for reading, and all the supportive reviews/ratings!

&hearts
~ lg
Have Yourself a SasuNaru Christmas by ladygizarme
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Warning: um… seeing as this is posted in the m/m section… no warnings should be needed this time.


Have Yourself a SasuNaru Christmas
[to the tune of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”]

Have yourself a SasuNaru Christmas
NaruSasu, too
We all know
Sasuke can’t resist eyes so blue.
Have yourself a SasuNaru Christmas
Make the Yule-tide gay.
From now on,
The raven won’t be miles away.

Together as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Naru’s lover, so dear to him,
Will return to him once more.

Through the years they’ll always be together
If the fics allow
(Sasuke smirks, Naruto raises a blonde brow.)
So have yourself a SasuNaru Christmas now.

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A/N: Merry Christmas, everyone! This is the last song for this season. For those of you that prefer NaruSasu over SasuNaru, you can pretty much interchange them in the lyrics if you want. :p I’m an ‘equal opportunity’ girl generally speaking, though I usually prefer NaruSasu over SasuNaru when it comes to oneshots and such. I think I’ve said before, though, that SasuNaru is more aurally pleasing to me as far as lyrics go, thus the setup of these verses. Change the order as you like, ‘k?

I will most likely return to these in July ‘08, for my usual Christmas-in-July, so look forward to it! Until then, Happy Tidings, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Yaoi Blessings to All. (“And to all a good night,” says my 12-year-old brother, who’s currently watching me type this as he hassles me for the comp. We’re gonna go watch Jeff Dunham and Achmed on YouTube… with a lil stopover to boymongoose’s 12 days of Christmas… err, actually we did that earlier, when I first was prepping this for post, but I ended up not posting then. Now we’re gonna watch Harry Potter OotP—my present from him! ^__^ Ja, mata ne, and Meri Kurisumasu!)

&hearts
~ lg
Sasuke Uchiha by ladygizarme
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!


By:
ladygizarme
Posted By: ren *lj glomps renren*

Warning: Manga Spoilers

Sasuke Uchiha
[to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"]

Sasuke Uchiha
was a moody, emo soul
with a high collar, and a murdered clan
hair and eyes as black as coal

Sasuke Uchiha
got his Sharingan one day
thought, "To get real tough, the Leaf's not enough."
so he up and ran away

There must have been bad chakra
in that nasty Oro bite
cuz when his chakra flows through it
he becomes a shocking sight!

Sasuke Uchiha
fin'ly offed his crazy bro
only then to find everything's a lie
now he's even more emo

Sasuke Uchiha
in his Akatsuki cloak
won't wear it like the rest, still pimpin' his crest
and his atomic eye--no joke

Sasuke Uchiha
with his ragtag Taka team
hunt the eight-tailed beast
wonders never cease
now Madara's all a-gleam

There must have been bad blood
between Senju and Uchiha
cuz both wanted the other offed
but instead built Konoha

Sasuke Uchiha
just an emo pawn to play
and Madara will be out for the kill
when he betrays him, too, one day

(alternate verse)

Sasuke Uchiha
apathetic as can be
no reaction to the Naruto bridge
over the Wave Country sea

Sasuke Uchiha
works with Akatsuki now
but he seems happy they don't have Kyuubi
he'll save Naruto somehow

He must still have strong feelings
for that blondie, Naruto
he cares about his well-being,
disregard is just for show

Sasuke Uchiha
says his clan he must avenge
he may be foe still
but fans know he will
be with Naruto again

*****
A/N: OMG, I COMPLETELY forgot about writing these this month! I seriously didn't remember until THIS MORNING! Well, if you knew what real life's been like for me lately, it's understandable... see my LJ for details. (ladygizarme there, too) Anyway, once again, not REALLY yaoi (though it's there in the alternate verse if ya squint), but it's all I got right now. This is pretty much the only Naruto thing of mine I can update until my comp sitch gets worked out! *cries*

Muchas gracias to ren for posting this for me, since I can't get on the site myself ATM. *glomps renren*

That's all for this installment of Christmas-in-July! See ya in December!

*heart*

~ lg
Have a Dirty, Smutty Yaoimas by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the song I am parodying, and I make no profit from writing this.
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Have a Dirty, Smutty Yaoimas
[to the tune of “Holly Jolly Christmas”]

Have a dirty, smutty Yaoimas;
It’s the best time of the year
I know what you want is smut
And deliver it with cheer
Have a dirty, smutty Yaoimas;
Enjoy all the fics you can
Naru, Sasu, Itachi
Make it such a yaoiland

Oh ho
Uchihacest
Sasu blows Itachi;
When Sasuke’s good and stretched
He’ll ride his aniki
Have a dirty, smutty Yaoimas
Let Naruto join right in
Oh by kami
They’ll Anally DP
For Yaoimas this year!

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A/N: I almost didn’t make it this year! I kept forgetting to write anything, and would remember at the most inopportune moments! (I’ve been a bit distracted still with the EPIC RP OF AWESOMENESS that took over my LIFE during November. Read my lj if you want more info: http://ladygizarme.livejournal.com/9637.html ) I know it’s not much, but I do hope you got some enjoyment from this nonetheless. (Uhh.. my notes are done now but TONFA’s new rule about chapters with no less than 200 words is killing me… I really hate having author’s notes that are longer than the freaking song, but them’s the breaks I guess… I understand why they would make this rule, but jeeez!) Minna-san, Kurisumasu omedetou gozaimasu! Merry Christmas, everyone!

*heart*

~ lg
The Yaoimas Song by ladygizarme
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the songs I'm parodying, and make no profit from writing this.
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!


By:
ladygizarme

Warnings: umm.. girls? No actual het, though

A/N: Happy Christmas-in-July, 2009!! Meant to post this the first of July, but I forgot. >.< I’m not sure if I’ll have any more of these this month, but I’ll definitely be back for actual Christmas. ^_~

The Yaoimas Song
[to the tune of “The Christmas Song”, A.K.A. “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”]


Boys dry humping by an open fire
Jack off, biting at their lips
Naruto moans to drown out a choir
As Kakashi moves his practiced hips

Everybody knows that Sasuke needs some action, too
Just to make him less uptight
Suigetsu with his engorge jutsu
Pounds him while Juugo sucks just right

They know that Karin’s watching, too;
Her eyes are big and face is a red hue;
And miles away, in Team Kakashi’s camp,
Sakura’s panties are quickly getting damp

And so, I’m offering this simple phrase
To boys and all their fangirls, too;
Although it’s been said, many times, many ways,
A very Merry Yaoimas, to you!



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blah blah blah I have to make this at least 200 words long or TONFA won't post it. I understand the rule where actual chapter stories are concerned, but for things like THIS, or drabbles, it's really rather beyond annoying.
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