Name:John Moyer

Meaning of Name:*slears throat* and i quote from the big book of baby books "god's precios gift"

Nicknames: anything along the lines of fatass, john john, Moyer

Height:6'0

Weight:........309

Age:16

B-day:2/21/1991

Likes: *thinks* cards, D&D, Hustling, MONEY,...that feeling you get when you just know all is right with the world

Dislikes: thinking, negative people, Jocks, homework

Weaknesses: I CANT SAY NO DAMN IT XD, clueless about other people, getting hit in the nose by an ass (inside joke u may ask but u probly wont get an answer)

Strengths: Can lift 500 lbs off ground, can punch a brick in half, can read a person motions, fast reflexes, smart as all hell and even smarter when sick, can be kicked in the nuts with steel toes and not fall over (it does hurt still though*

Hobbies:video games, D&D, this, cards

Family: mom, dad, 2 sisters, and i live with my aunt uncle, and cousin

Realationships: nobody likes the fat kid =(

Music: country, SOAD, Parody goodness

Favorite food:....fatass?

Loyalty:...wat is this loyalty u speak of?

Quote: "the first rule of band camp is dont talk about band camp"

Abilities/skills: I can bluff anyone, can trick a lawyer, im alway able to find a loophole, i am godlike at logic problems, i have beaten a chessmaster ONCE AND ONLY ONCE,
i am able to make up a plan to robotics in minutes if i choose too, can chug ANYTHING in about 5 seconds

Weopons:etiher a. a cinder block on a stick (Maul, and yes i have one...with wheels ^^) or b.lefty and righty

Past: .....H-E double hockey sticks till about freshman year