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Name: Lamerstu (Signed) · Date: 30/07/07 - 03:11 am · For: Tranquilizers make your head pleasantly dizzy!
*grabs laptop and jumps off a cliff* Ahhhhh! *falls* AHHHH! *still falling* AHHHHH! *still falling* Wow... long drop... *opens laptop* Please update soon! JELLY! ^_^


Name: Lamerstu (Signed) · Date: 30/07/07 - 03:07 am · For: And the debating gets violent...
BOY! BOY! O_O *huffs* JELLY! ^_^ *cuddles jelly* (if that's even possible, I mean wouldn't it just slip...) DEIDARA IS ON A RAMPAGE! GO DEIDARA-SAN!


Name: Lamerstu (Signed) · Date: 30/07/07 - 03:00 am · For: The serious debate: Is Deidara a girl or boy?
DEIDARA-SAN IS A BOY! *eyes bloodshot* HE IS A VERY MALE BOY! BOY! BOY! *takes out axe and pitchfork* MUST... KILL... *pants*

~after some medicine~
Hehe... sorry, forgot to take my medicine. And I think it's... ZETSU! Hopefully I'm right! ^_^


Name: Lamerstu (Signed) · Date: 30/07/07 - 02:51 am · For: TRIX ARE NOT FOR KIDS!
Ahh! Deidara-san! Unfortunately, I don't know how to post pics either, so I guess I'll just watch you blast his head off. *takes out popcorn* ^_^


Name: Lamerstu (Signed) · Date: 30/07/07 - 02:44 am · For: ZOMG TOKYO MEWMEW!
MIOFSDF'PEWU-9CVJKLEUOA[FEUO[SDFJOSDFKL;z"DVIPSDFJOPSDOPFUESDFIOP *rubs head* OWWW! That hurt! Wish I was made out of wood like Sasori, so it wouldn't hurt so much. *still rubbing head* Anyways... if you haven't figured it out from my head banging, I loved this and laughed VERY hard at it, hehe. ^_^


Name: Lamerstu (Signed) · Date: 30/07/07 - 02:38 am · For: No singing in the shower!
Please put Hidan and Kakazu in! This was very funny! Good job! ^_^


Name: crazyfangirl (Signed) · Date: 04/07/07 - 01:59 am · For: Tranquilizers make your head pleasantly dizzy!
next chapter please? ^^


Name: sasuke kun (Signed) · Date: 25/06/07 - 03:17 pm · For: Tranquilizers make your head pleasantly dizzy!
COTTON FLAVORED SOCKS WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY IM A "DEIDARA IS A CHICK" BELIEVER!


Name: puresugar13 (Signed) · Date: 22/06/07 - 09:31 pm · For: Tranquilizers make your head pleasantly dizzy!
Hehe! that's funny, now you should have people steal Itachi's life time supply of skittles! ^.^ Then have him sharingan them!
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : ITACHI, SHARINGAN THEM! itachi: woof woof...T_T ITACHI, SIC' EM!!!


Name: Deadly Dream (Signed) · Date: 22/06/07 - 07:21 pm · For: Tranquilizers make your head pleasantly dizzy!
OMG YOU UPDATED!!! YEYEYEYEYE!!!!!! I loved it, just as fun as ever!>
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : YAY! HIGH FIVESIES FOR ALL! *starts slapping random hands*


Name: Oni_Chan (Signed) · Date: 22/06/07 - 07:19 pm · For: Tranquilizers make your head pleasantly dizzy!
*snickers* Poor Dei and Tobi...
And I will not jump off a cliff *pouts* then i couldnt read more
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Well....good point. Humpho, now i can't use death threats in my stories anymore!
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Well....good point. Humpho, now i can't use death threats in my stories anymore!
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Oh my crap, did i send that message twice? O_O


Name: crazyfangirl (Signed) · Date: 22/06/07 - 07:07 pm · For: No singing in the shower!
omg i'm like crying due to too much laughter! Keep it up!
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Do you need tranquilizer to help stop you crying??? @wO *left eye twitches evilly*


Name: cursedneji (Signed) · Date: 23/05/07 - 09:45 pm · For: No singing in the shower!
ok thats .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................nvm
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : uh-huh. Right. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. TwT
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Wait a minute....dooo I knoooow yooouuu??????


Name: lost_kisamimi (Signed) · Date: 19/05/07 - 07:56 pm · For: And the debating gets violent...
O.o Wow... XDD
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : O___O I know.


Name: chri_uchain_waterfox (Signed) · Date: 19/04/07 - 08:08 am · For: And the debating gets violent...
WOOT! LOLZ! thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : WOOT, AIN'T IT NOW?!? XD have a cookie! :D And i didn't even take a bite out of it!


Name: The Akatsuki Chick (Anonymous) · Date: 18/04/07 - 01:39 pm · For: And the debating gets violent...
HAHA!!!Thats Hilsrious!!GO DEIDARA!!!*has a Deidara T-shirt on and is waving a flag that says "GO DEIDARA!!"*
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Deidara: See?!!? Someone loves me, un! Me: No way, she clearly is only doing it out of sympathy! Anyways, thanks for the review!


Name: ShadesofDeath (Signed) · Date: 05/03/07 - 04:33 pm · For: No singing in the shower!
Yes hate Kisame, Kill Kisame. BWAHAHAHAHA... *cough* Ok I'm back Lets go kill Kisame* creepy organ music* BWAHAHAHAH.... * gose and kills Kisame.* Kisame:NOOOOO......X_x
luv the story, and the part of Deidara going around and disconecting everyone, well not Itachi, Luvd it to, I luv it all, I luv u, ok ignore that I had sugar if you want to see what that stuff dose to me se my account!^_^

luvd it bye
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : TwT.....*feeds ShadesofDeath an innocent glass of double whipped nonfat sugarhigh no preservatives shot of lemongrass latte*


Name: ShadesofDeath (Signed) · Date: 04/03/07 - 06:29 am · For: TRIX ARE NOT FOR KIDS!
Ok loved it, I belive the part about rabbits trying to take over the world, I think my bunny is. (me:DEMON RABBITS!) I'm sorry, I dont kknow how to put pics. on either, but dont kill Deidara!

Luvd it bye
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Aw thanks, I'll make sure i won't! :D WATCH OUT FOR THE DEMON LLAMA (and rabbits)!!!!!!


Name: Hikari (Anonymous) · Date: 03/03/07 - 08:49 am · For: And the debating gets violent...
If you just could add the leader in on this chatroom, that would be hilarious. Deidara would never hurt the leader! At least, I think... lol!
This is just an idea...
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Wow, you just gave me a busload of ideas......O___O You HAVE to be my muse from now on!!!


Name: Darling_425 (Signed) · Date: 03/03/07 - 12:07 am · For: No singing in the shower!
lol! I loved it!
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Why thank you, darling! :D XD Seriously though, thanks much!


Name: sasuke kun (Signed) · Date: 02/03/07 - 07:07 pm · For: TRIX ARE NOT FOR KIDS!
go to upload images in account info.
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Yessssir! Ma'am!


Name: Nao_angel (Signed) · Date: 01/03/07 - 08:10 am · For: And the debating gets violent...
hahaha this is funny as hell, i love your fic!! and the pics are hot *drools* update soon plz;)
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Well, i don't think hell is funny....i mean, if you think getting burned alive and having hot pokers shoved up your butt is funny....... Just kidding, i know what you mean. ^_^ I think.....


Name: Neko Ninja Chick (Signed) · Date: 28/02/07 - 05:36 pm · For: And the debating gets violent...
LMAO CANT BREATHE GASPING FOR AIR AND LAUGHING WITH LITTLE SQUEAKS COMING fROM MY MOUTH XD XDDDD THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!! ^^ YAY YOU *claps*
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Holy crap, DON'T PASS OUT!!!! I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET SUED AGAIN!!!! *gives Ninja Chick and inhaler* Why thank you!!! YAY YOU TOO!


Name: Oni_Chan (Signed) · Date: 28/02/07 - 05:10 pm · For: And the debating gets violent...
*huggles Sand Sib* Its no problem my friend ^_^ I know about new schools, they bite...illegal amounts of homework eh? I get that in essays *sighs*

XD Ahh thats just to much fan art is scary occasionally ^_^ haha poor Sasori cant cook...or talk without insulting xD
.....Tobi gone = woOT
Sasori gone = D=
Kisame gone = ...no one cares xD
Ita! hahaha Jelly! hehehe ^_^
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : Oh yes, the dreaded essays......do you think i should sue? Jellies of course!!!! No one can survive without the unresistable powah of jelly!!!


Name: Sasuke_Luvr (Signed) · Date: 28/02/07 - 04:54 pm · For: And the debating gets violent...
GRRRRRRRR!! HOW STUPID CAN THEY BE!!!!!??!!!!! ITS SO OBVIOUS THAT DEIDARA IS A GUY!!! TOBI'S THE GIRL!!!!! THAT'S WHY HE WEARS THAT ORANGE MASK THINGY!!! HE DOESN'T WANT HIS REAL IDENTITY TO BE REVEALED!!!! HA!! SO TAKE THAT PUMPKIN HEAD!!!!! *throws rotting fish at Tobi*
Kisame: NUUUU!!!! BROTHER!!!!! SISTER!!!! *runs over to dead fish*
Oh, right....right....Great chappie!! But if they still can't decide weither he's a boy or girl, they should look at my profile, they'll find their answer there....hehehe...... ^^'
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-- Sand_Sibling_Sushi : HAHA, YOU'RE SO TOTALLY RIGHT, YOWZ!


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