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An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
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An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
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Penname: arsenic_android [Contact]
Real name: Emily
Membership status: Member
Member since: 16/03/08
Website:
Beta-reader: No
Cor there you wacky kids! This is what they seemed to have called a bio, so I shall proceed to tell you all about my insanely wonderful self! *cough* not.

My name's Emily, I'm 17, turning 18 next May, I live in wonderful ol' Canada, which is not a huge block of ice that many of you may think.. I do however live in one of the most southern parts of Ontario (in the "golden horseshoe" if you want to look it up :P) so it gets friggin HOT here in the summertime!

I'm kind of short (taller than my mom though :D), i have shoulder-length black hair, although the back is short enough to spike up (which I do often, and it was only recently pointed out to me that I have Sasuke hair. eh heh *nervous giggle*). I have shit-brown eyes, (so my lovely friends and dad call them. My mom however calls them "beautiful." I just nod and ignore her when she says that..) and I have to wear contacts.

I also wear hearing-aids, which is strange seeing as I'm not an old person.. I was born with my hearing disability, so I've been wearing them since I was four. It sucks really. I have to take them off when I go swimming, and when I go to sleep. Sometimes my battery dies when I'm in school, and I often forget to pack some, so my teachers get extremely pissed at me. The only good thing is that I can sleep through everything, that includes my alarm clock. Oops. :P

A picture of me back when my hair was still blond/black. I find it extremely amusing, that's why I'm posting it here...



If you want to add me to myspace or facebook, here are the links. Myspace

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Anywho, on to stories..

A Shop in West Konoha: SasuNaru oneshot. Complete. My first story, so it's not so great...

The Exam Class: A Sakura/Shikamaru drabble. I dunno, I always thought that pairing was cute.. Complete (again, one of my first, so not very good..)

Thoughts on a Mission: An Ino/Chouji drabble. Very strange. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this..

A Wizard in Konoha: HP/Naruto Crossover. Pairing might be Ron/Sasuke. I know, very strange. It's incomplete, and I don't think I'll be picking it up anytime soon..

Monsoon: A songfic in response to a challenge. SasuSaku- *shudder* Complete

Mission:New Target: In response to a challenge. Complete

Staring You Down:SasuNaru. It's incomplete, very strange plot, and my computer crashed when it had two new chapters written on it, so I've lost all motivation for it.

Full Moons: SasuNaru. Complete. I think it's really cute, so go check it out and review please ^_^

Konoha Cleaners: My new multi-chaptered story, and I'm not going to be giving it up anytime soon. :D I'm finished up to chapter three, and there will only be six chapters or so. I think it's well done, so go check it out! And review! *puppy dog eyes*

Okay, well I'm done rambling, so get onto reading some stuff! :P


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Stories by arsenic_android

Title: Kage Bunshins by arsenic_android
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Naruto: I guess you could call it masturbation.

I however didn’t see it as that. It was not a sin in my eyes, I was not killing a kitten everytime I did it, and frankly, I just didn’t care.

What I did care about was coming home after a long and tiring mission, and having a kage bunshin transformed into Sasuke so I could screw its brains out.

Warnings: Swearing and a bit of angst, SasuNaru/NaruSasu, Yaoi


Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2191 | Read count: 1151 [Report This]
Published: 23/08/08 | Updated: 23/08/08


Title: Konoha Cleaners by arsenic_android
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: AU, Sasunaru/Narusasu. Upon being fired for the nth time, Naruto takes the only job he can get. While working, he meets Sakura, a rich heiress, Sasuke, a struggling novelist, and a bunch of other unusual characters. When Sasuke asks for a large favor, Naruto helps him out and gets a lot more than he expected. (Crap summary, ok story! Lol)
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Naruto Uzumaki, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Romance
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 2251 | Read count: 1303 [Report This]
Published: 21/08/08 | Updated: 21/08/08


Title: Rant by arsenic_android
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Naruto gets upset at all the SasuNaru fanfictions he’s read, so he decides to rant to Sasuke, causing them to get involved in some questionable activities. NaruSasu. Crap summary… sorry. NO SPOILERS
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1871 | Read count: 923 [Report This]
Published: 20/08/08 | Updated: 20/08/08


Title: Ultimate Crack Pairings by arsenic_android
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Welcome to ULTIMATE CRACK PAIRINGS! A collection of oneshots with the wackiest, craziest, and weirdest pairings from the Naruto universe! Recommend and vote inside for the newest pairing! Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, and Het
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: All
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1674 | Read count: 1157 [Report This]
Published: 25/06/08 | Updated: 25/06/08


Title: Staring You Down by arsenic_android
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke were locked in a staring contest, neither of them backing down. This time, Naruto is there to help fight the battle, or is he? (sorry, I can't explain the fic properly without giving away the entire story.. but hey! if you could help me write a better summary, that would be great!)

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Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Deidara, Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 9671 | Read count: 4290 [Report This]
Published: 17/03/08 | Updated: 13/06/08


Title: Full Moons by arsenic_android
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sasuke bursts into Naruto's office with some interesting news and a scandalous newspaper. After hearing a whispered phone conversation, our favorite blue-eyed guy has to rethink his relationship with his best friend. Warnings - AU
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair LeeSaku, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5983 | Read count: 1076 [Report This]
Published: 10/05/08 | Updated: 10/05/08


Title: A Wizard In Konoha by arsenic_android
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Harry Potter/Naruto crossover. When Sasuke finds a suspicious character in Konoha, he goes to investigate. Finding a frustrated Ron Weasley, Sasuke vows to help the wizard get home. They soon develop a close friendship, and their lives are turned upside down.
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Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers
Characters: Pair OCSasu, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 4845 | Read count: 4053 [Report This]
Published: 17/03/08 | Updated: 23/03/08


Title: The Exam Class by arsenic_android
Rated: U [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sakura is in her exam study class when she receives a note.
(warning - drabble)
Category: Orphan
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 240 | Read count: 812 [Report This]
Published: 18/03/08 | Updated: 18/03/08


Title: Monsoon by arsenic_android
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Sakura finds Sasuke lying broken in the forest. (response to challenge: song fic)

Monsoon~Tokio Hotel

Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: None
Warnings: Dark
Challenges: Song Fics!,
Challenge: Song Fics!,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 739 | Read count: 1216 [Report This]
Published: 17/03/08 | Updated: 17/03/08


Title: Mission: New Target by arsenic_android
Rated: U [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When the great Uchiha Sasuke leaves town, the fan girls will decide who their new idol is. (response to challenge: A New Fan Club)

Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: Konohamaru Sarutobi
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: A New Fan Club,
Challenge: A New Fan Club,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 559 | Read count: 1223 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/08 | Updated: 16/03/08


Title: Thoughts on a Mission by arsenic_android
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ino and Chouji both contemplate thier likes and dislikes. They both realize something. (warning - complete drabble)


Category: Orphan
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 574 | Read count: 807 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/08 | Updated: 16/03/08


Title: A Shop in West Konoha by arsenic_android
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Naruto drags Sasuke to a store to buy a Valentine's Day present for his girlfriend, Sakura. However, Sasuke has other plans..
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Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Romance
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3312 | Read count: 1746 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/08 | Updated: 16/03/08