TONFA
The Original Naruto Fanfic Archive

Main Categories

Het Romance [1093]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around different sex couples.
Alternate Universe & Crossovers [651]
Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
Essays & Tutorials [18]
An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1741]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [871]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
Non-Naruto Fiction [294]
Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1576]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [203]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [106]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [126]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
Juvi-Fics [2]
Because no fic is deleted, if a fic doesn't abide by the rules of the category or author doesn't respond to mods, it belongs here.
 
 

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Members: 11528
Series: 261
Stories: 5916
Chapters: 25651
Word count: 47909018
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Penname: Silent Witness [Contact]
Real name: Jordan Majszak
Membership status: Member
Member since: 08/08/07
Website:
Beta-reader: Yes
Yeah, I'm a guy who writes Naruto fanfiction while listening to thrash metal music while studying Poli Sci in college. weird, ain't it? That's about all there is to me. Music is my muse; all of my fanfics have been heavily inspired by a medley of heavy metal songs. If you can find them, give yourself a cookie. ;)

Other than heavy metal, I listen to mainly hardcore punk, classic rap and rapcore, along with prog rock like Pink Floyd.

In terms of Naruto fanfiction, I'm still mainly feeling my way out for what particularly interests me. I tend to like the darker side of fanfiction, since it tends to explore ideas of relevance, as well as appeals to my somewhat macabre tastes. In terms of pairings, I'm pretty open minded. My favorite right now is Naru/Saku. I like the relationship dynamics, and it gives me a nice sandbox to play around with.

My fanfics are posted on fanfiction.net under the penname "Sarcastic Avenger" since "Silent Witness" was already taken (damn!).

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Series by Silent Witness [1]
Reviews by Silent Witness [66]
Challenges by Silent Witness [1]
Favorite Series [0]
Silent Witness's Favorites [7]

Stories by Silent Witness

Title: Operation: Mindcrime by Silent Witness
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Amidst the turmoil of New York's inner city streets, a young junkie finds himself interred in a mental ward, accused of horrific crimes. Not knowing whether he's alive and dreaming or dead and remembering, young Sasuke fights to understand how it all started, and how he wound up here, lost and alone forever.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Fusion
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Orochimaru, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3051 | Read count: 724 [Report This]
Published: 09/11/08 | Updated: 14/11/08


Title: Piece of Mind by Silent Witness
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: In the reflection of a sword lies she sees an inescapable destiny. Rather than face it, she wanders the world in a vain attempt to flee the past and the future. The wanderer travels to a far away land, foreign to her but home to others. A land of mystery, a land of warriors who fight from the shadows, and above all, a land of hope.
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Post-Naruto
Characters: Team Asuma, Team Gai, Team Kakashi, Team Kuranai, Tsunade
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3622 | Read count: 600 [Report This]
Published: 11/09/08 | Updated: 11/09/08


Title: Centerfold by Silent Witness
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Naruto has been out on his own for years now, and things are starting to seem to go his way. His job is rewarding, and he finally feels like he’s escaped the pain of his high school years. But the past has a funny way of showing up where you least expect, or want it.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Gaara, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Sexual Themes
Challenges: Song Fics!,
Challenge: Song Fics!,
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4916 | Read count: 1865 [Report This]
Published: 19/04/08 | Updated: 29/08/08


Title: Perhaps It Can Be Too Hot: An Inquiry into SasuSaku Shipping by Silent Witness
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 10]
Summary: SasuSaku is undoubtedly the most popular pairing in fandom. But have you ever wondered why? I know I have. Understanding the appeal of this pairing should prove to be enlightening. So join with me in my quest to figure out why.
Category: Essays & Tutorials > Pairing Essays
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1656 | Read count: 8666 [Report This]
Published: 15/04/08 | Updated: 15/04/08


Title: Prisoners of Fate by Silent Witness
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary: For three years, Naruto and Sakura have searched for Sasuke-kun. For three years they’ve fought together, enduring pain and hardship, risking all to save their former comrade from himself. A new lead has surfaced, and a dangerous gamble must be made. They must reach Sasuke, and bring him back soon, because they will never get another chance.
Broken from his failed encounter with Akatsuki, Sasuke has returned to the fold of Orochimaru. Unless Orochimaru is stopped, he will soon claim his prize: Sasuke’s body, and the dreaded Sharingan.
Category: General Fiction > Post-Naruto, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Gaara, Maito Gai, Ino Yamanaka, Kakashi Hatake, Rock Lee, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Orochimaru, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Temari, Tenten
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: Paradise Lost
Chapters: 15 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 37411 | Read count: 9029 [Report This]
Published: 11/10/07 | Updated: 14/04/08


Title: The Ghost of Tom Joad by Silent Witness
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is a non-Naruto fiction that I've also posted at fictionpress.net. I figured the masses at TONFA might like to take a look at it too.

So the story: Coming back to Harlem after almost 5 years, Malcolm Achebe finds his home still fraught with all the problems he tried to escape at college. His friendships are torn apart by drugs, violence and poverty. It seems things are only getting worse...
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1106 | Read count: 994 [Report This]
Published: 10/04/08 | Updated: 10/04/08


Title: And Now for Something Completely Different by Silent Witness
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 12]
Summary: A Monty Python inspired surreal absurdist comedy, skewering your favorite cliches about fandom, Naruto, anime and life in general. Something a bit more light-hearted than usual for me.
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 3791 | Read count: 3722 [Report This]
Published: 30/01/08 | Updated: 02/04/08


Title: Hallowed Be Thy Name by Silent Witness
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When you know that your time is close at hand, maybe you too will understand that life down here is just a strange illusion. A Songfic set to “Hallowed Be Thy Name” by Iron Maiden.
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Dark, Drama, General, Horror, Spiritual, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenges: Song Fics!,
Challenge: Song Fics!,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2174 | Read count: 1093 [Report This]
Published: 04/02/08 | Updated: 04/02/08


Title: The Demon Within by Silent Witness
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: In a more familiar universe, Naruto and co were Konoha ninjas, devoted to the promotion of peace and justice in a more serene, idyllic world. But this world is far from serene. A corrupt totalitarian regime rules over the people of the Fire Country with an iron fist. Those who resist this oppression face swift retribution from the shadow warriors of Konoha, the regime’s shadowy secret police. Using advanced technology and dedicated training, Konoha hunts down all those who would resist.

Zealous from years of careful propaganda bombardment, nine youths eagerly join the secret police to serve flag and country. But doing the dirty work for the Party leaders reveals the truth hidden behind the lies. Will their humanity prevail, or will the demon within consume them?
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers
Characters: Haku, Team Asuma, Team Gai, Team Kakashi, Team Kuranai, Zabuza
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Drama, General, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 7489 | Read count: 1125 [Report This]
Published: 18/11/07 | Updated: 23/01/08


Title: Runes To My Memory by Silent Witness
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Three years after the time skip, life is for the most part peaceful in Konoha. Her enemies are no longer beset her door, threatening to destroy all that is held dear. Life goes on, and a new generation of genin make their first steps into the adult world.

Meet three hapless young genin as they meet their quirky mentor, learning about life and love in the shadows of the greatest heroes Konoha had ever known.
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Post-Naruto
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Tsunade
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: Paradise Lost
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 13381 | Read count: 5912 [Report This]
Published: 10/09/07 | Updated: 14/10/07