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Penname: Archaic Aphorism [Contact]
Real name: Casild, Cas, or Cassi
Membership status: Member
Member since: 26/03/07
Website:
Beta-reader: Yes
I'm here and I'm on a mission!

Shino x Kiba and Neji x Shikamaru have been almost completely ignored on this site and I aim to fix that.

Now... a bit about me, I guess. I was reading A Vampire's Butterfly's profile and saw that she had the same belief that I did when I first started writing. "Can I really become a serious writer but have a profile and run around leaving reviews anywhere I want?"

My answer was: no, I can't. Because then that would seem like favoritism. I can't have favorited stories, I can't have favorited authors... etc. etc. I've relaxed a lot since then, as you may have noticed I have a favorited author and a number of favorited stories now. I've made a point of responding to reviews and leaving reviews on anything I read.

The bio, however, never really said much about me.

Butterfly's resonse to our question of author-hood was "fuck it".

So, "Fuck it," I'm going to post a real bio.

I'm not going to disclose my real name, but the nickname most of my friends know me by is "Casild", or "Cas" or "Cassi" (yes, there are nicknames for my nicknames...). You can use any of those if you want, since they're all shorter than "Archaic Aphorism". I'm fifteen and a sophomore in high school. I'm short, energetically lazy (if that's possible), school-smart but street-dumb, with short brown hair. I'm half asian... which is insanely lame, because then all the asian kids don't like me and all the American kids are like, "Ching ching choooong!" (which, by the way, is the most annoying thing in the world. Do an asian a favor and don't say that the next time you see one).

I have a little sister whom I adore (strangely, since all we do is bicker over the computer, heheh) and a white cat whose name is Thomas. I love him, even though he's an idiot and runs into walls all the time.

Um, let's see... I guess there's not much else to say. 'Cept I love BETA'ing, though when I get down to really critiqing something, I'm not very nice. I've been known to say, "Ew, that paragraph sucks. Fix it or cut it." Though, that phrase is usually followed by five or six lines of suggestions, heh.

I like to roleplay, too. And I've been craving some kind of co-author story with someone. So if anyone wants to roleplay or do a co-author story with me, I'm way up for it ^.^

The only pairings I hate are:
SasuNaru;
ShikaTema;
ShikaIno; and
NejiTen.

I can stomach almost everything else.

Some other fun stuff... my two favorite Naruto AMVs (that I've seen... I'm sure there are other good ones). Both are by the amazing Yorae.

ObseSsion - Kimimaro ficvid, based on Hebi no Tsubaki by The Ambitious Blank
Wa Tara ~And He Flew~ - A Beautiful Neji tribute. Helps if you search out Yorae and read the story she was trying to tell with the video, but good even if you don't.

And... yup. I think that's about it. I also draw a lot, so maybe I'll post some pictures in my bio later (my pictures are saved to the other computer). Ta ta!

Loves and Kisses and Sand Castles for All! -Casild

(c'mon, you gotto admit, "Casild" sounds like "Castle", kinda!)

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Series by Archaic Aphorism [2]
Reviews by Archaic Aphorism [60]
Challenges by Archaic Aphorism [1]
Favorite Series [0]
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Stories by Archaic Aphorism

Title: Sound In Deaf Ears by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

When Sasuke defected to Orochimaru, Shikamaru went with him and brought Neji along for the ride.

Now Sasuke's irritated, Orochimaru's suspicious, Kabuto knows something he shouldn't, Neji is disturbed, insecure, and pissed, and Shikamaru has a hell of a lot of explaining to do and no place to do it.


Inspired by Cheysuli's Plot Bunnies, the numbers of which will be revealed at a later date so as not to give away major plot events.

Multiple pairings, but the main pairing will be Shikamaru x Neji; eventually.


Category:
Characters: Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Sasuke Uchiha, Kabuto Yakushi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 2304 | Read count: 1103 [Report This]
Published: 23/01/08 | Updated: 23/01/08


Title: Letters to God by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

"There's something... comfy... about telling secrets to strangers who'll never know your name."

Call me Archaic. I'm about to tell you some of the darkest secrets in my life.
Stories.
The ones that I've never wholly shared before.

Also (to make the summary more applicable) other things about me. Rants, updates, and general info you probably don't care about. Yup.


Category: Non-Naruto Fiction, Fan Ninja Bingo Book
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 5820 | Read count: 4704 [Report This]
Published: 31/07/07 | Updated: 09/01/08


Title: Just Soggy from the Chemo by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Cancer ran in the family; Sasuke remembered when his older brother had gotten it, remembered cutting off most of his hair and offering it to Itachi when all of Itachi's hair had fallen out.

Sasuke's tired of the chemo and the experimental drugs, but he misses Naruto.

For a fic exchange with the wonderful and talented A Vampire's Butterfly, whom I adore.
I love you, Violet!


Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Angst, Dark, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4244 | Read count: 1245 [Report This]
Published: 02/01/08 | Updated: 02/01/08


Title: In This Together by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

"I want you to keep this ribbon and know, whenever you look at it, that no matter what, we're in this together."

Neji and Shikamaru spend a Christmas in a place they'd both rather not be.


(sorry I'm two days late in getting this up...)


Category:
Characters: Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Mystery, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 775 | Read count: 1329 [Report This]
Published: 27/12/07 | Updated: 27/12/07


Title: Teachers and their Students by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

[oneshots, Teacher!Student pairings, rating could be higher, but isn't]


Of teachers, their students, and the lines that should not be blurred, erased, or crossed, but sometimes... are.


[Yaoi, Yuri, possible het, threesomes, and foursomes may ensue]


Category:
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara, Asuma Sarutobi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Dark, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 14104 | Read count: 2053 [Report This]
Published: 20/07/07 | Updated: 16/08/07


Title: Make Your Move by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 12/12A [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Hinata just wanted to impress Naruto, Shikamaru just wanted a new Shogi partner.

He ended up with a bit more than he expected.


[Um... it's not Hinata x Shikamaru, even though it sounds like it. It's Neji x Shikamaru, as always. This was my first fic for not only the fandom of Naruto, but also for the fanpairing Neji x Shikamaru!]


Category:
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4572 | Read count: 1245 [Report This]
Published: 03/08/07 | Updated: 03/08/07


Title: We Apologize to the Fans by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

"We apologize to the fans, but there are some things we must clear up..."


The characters have some fan-made rumors to disband.

My first (posted) crack!fic, though it's not nearly as crackish as some fics are...


Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Neji and Tenten
Characters: Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3319 | Read count: 1941 [Report This]
Published: 24/07/07 | Updated: 03/08/07


Title: Dreaming of Demons by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Hinata was always a shy girl, but she didn't always stutter.
This is how it started.


[AU. Hinata x Naruto, Hinata x Gaara, some OC x OC pairings and slash.]
(Inspired by Down and Out by The Academy Is.)


Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: Gaara, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Temari, Tenten, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 2923 | Read count: 1350 [Report This]
Published: 02/08/07 | Updated: 02/08/07


Title: Methods of Malady by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

I had always felt a little suspicious of the kikaichu- and not just because they were bugs or because they lived inside of Shino- but now I positively despised them.


[Shino x Kiba, multi-chaptered, Kiba's POV, loosely connected to I Saw God Cry and Losing Shino... basically, it's the more detailed, lengthy what-really-happened version of the two one-shots.]

Rating will go up, some genres and warnings selected for later chapters


Malady, noun;
1 - a disease or disorder of the animal body
2 - an unwholesome condition


Category:
Characters: Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 23273 | Read count: 1738 [Report This]
Published: 05/05/07 | Updated: 01/08/07


Title: To Be Held by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Somewhere in Konoha, a father falls into a drunken frenzy, and a daughter cries while a mother screams.


Akimichi Chouji doesn't know who she is, where she came from, or why she cries. He just knows that she needs him, and it's up to him to figure out what's going on.


Category: OC-centric
Characters: Chouji Akimichi
Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror, Mystery, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1432 | Read count: 1758 [Report This]
Published: 25/07/07 | Updated: 29/07/07


Title: Closed Doors by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Neji hates doors. Shikamaru doesn't see the point in them.


[drabble, companion!fic to Doors. Neji x Shikamaru x Neji.]

(another attempt at fluff)


Category:
Characters: Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara
Genres: Drama, General, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Genius x Genius
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 350 | Read count: 1141 [Report This]
Published: 27/07/07 | Updated: 27/07/07


Title: Doors by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Shino always closes doors. Kiba prefers to leave them hanging wide open.


[Kiba x Shino, oneshot, light or fluffy- yay, I'm not hopeless!]


Category:
Characters: Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Drama, General, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 962 | Read count: 1064 [Report This]
Published: 23/07/07 | Updated: 23/07/07


Title: Those Damn Glasses by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

The journey of a lifetime, a love, and the mistakes that screwed it all up.


[Shino x Kiba x Shino, oneshot, dark]


Category:
Characters: Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2420 | Read count: 1184 [Report This]
Published: 21/07/07 | Updated: 21/07/07


Title: CalmQuietSane by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Shikamaru liked sane people. Like Chouji or Neji and sometimes Iruka. Not like Ino or Kiba and sometimes Lee, Shino, Tenten, Sasuke Sakura NarutoIrukaKakashiTsunade- the list went on.



[oneshot, dark, Neji x Shikamaru, insanity, no the title isn't a typo]
Dedicated to Hey-Diddle-Diddle for absolutely no reason other than that I love her oneshots and often find inspiration to write from her stories.


Category:
Characters: Neji Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Genius x Genius
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1167 | Read count: 1119 [Report This]
Published: 13/07/07 | Updated: 13/07/07


Title: Shadows Across Her Feet by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

[one-shot, drabble-ish, Hanabi-centric]


Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 987 | Read count: 965 [Report This]
Published: 12/07/07 | Updated: 12/07/07


Title: Innocence in a Bottle of Whiskey. by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Love is reserved for the innocent.

Innocence is reserved for troublesome virgin-boys.







[songfic, inspired by/lyrics from: Where is your boy tonight? by FOB]
[Shikamaru x Neji... yes, that's right, Shikamaru tops!]
[Rating for language, hard yaoi, and the kind of mentalities whores must have to succeed]


Category:
Characters: Shino Aburame, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Temari
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Genius x Genius
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 11660 | Read count: 847 [Report This]
Published: 10/07/07 | Updated: 10/07/07


Title: We Were the Lucky Ones by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Shino doesn't like being a 'geezer'.


A light-hearted chat about something serious.


[Shino x Kiba, Kiba x Shino, drabble-ness]
Both characters are old (very old) in this fic.


Category:
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 435 | Read count: 934 [Report This]
Published: 26/05/07 | Updated: 26/05/07


Title: The Using and The Used by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: [songfic, Neji x Shikamaru, oneshot, unsure about rating as it probably could be lower. It's where it is just to be safe.]
Category:
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Genius x Genius
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3319 | Read count: 1037 [Report This]
Published: 21/05/07 | Updated: 21/05/07


Title: The River by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

I closed my eyes- I wasn't going to watch the clouds that afternoon.


Category:
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Genius x Genius
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1137 | Read count: 1605 [Report This]
Published: 20/05/07 | Updated: 20/05/07


Title: Graves by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Life without you was gonna do me in...



[drabble-ness]

Written on a whim... so yeah.


Category:
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 544 | Read count: 966 [Report This]
Published: 12/05/07 | Updated: 12/05/07


Title: Morals by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: How many of his morals had he forgone? How many of his morals did he have left?


Was he a man without morals, or was there another way?





[oneshot, Shino x Kiba, heavy yaoi]


Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4407 | Read count: 1644 [Report This]
Published: 03/05/07 | Updated: 03/05/07


Title: Watashi wa Masako dearu. by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Most ninja come from long lineages of shinobi, often acquiring a blood-line limit or clan jutsu from their parents. Very rarely does someone from a family with no shinobi history or roots become a shinobi, but when a brilliant girl from a modest middle-class family in Konoha is introduced to the world of shinobi a new clan must be named in Konoha. Being a shinobi is no easy task and she must deal with many obstacles and much tragedy; is she cut out for the life of a shinobi?


Many pairings, but no OC x anyone. Some yaoi, some het, some yuri pairings.
Category: OC-centric
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 6493 | Read count: 2627 [Report This]
Published: 31/03/07 | Updated: 30/04/07


Title: Losing Shino by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

[sequel/companion to I Saw God Cry]


Kiba's losing Shino in more ways than one.


[Shino x Kiba, drabble]


Category:
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 550 | Read count: 1077 [Report This]
Published: 03/04/07 | Updated: 03/04/07


Title: I Saw God Cry by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Shino was a man. Shino was calm, collected, solid, and mature. It was hard to remember, sometimes, that Shino was just a boy with too much on his shoulders.



[vague Kiba x Shino, drabble]


Category: General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Aburame and Inuzuka
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 357 | Read count: 1009 [Report This]
Published: 03/04/07 | Updated: 03/04/07


Title: Growing Pains by Archaic Aphorism
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Since when did teacher marriages, chuunin exams, and parental intervention equal teenage love? Kiba x Shikamaru, Asuma x Kurenai, Chouji x Ino, and lots of others.
Category: General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Fluff
Characters: Asuma Sarutobi, Chouji Akimichi, Ino Yamanaka, Kiba Inuzuka, Kurenai Yuuhi, Pair AsumaKurenai, Pair ChojIno, Shikamaru Nara
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3418 | Read count: 2202 [Report This]
Published: 26/03/07 | Updated: 30/03/07