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An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
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Self-evident
 
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Penname: antilogicgirl [Contact]
Real name: April
Membership status: Member
Member since: 03/11/05
Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/924421/
Beta-reader: Yes
NOTICE: I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!

News From the Peanut Gallery: All rejoice. I have truly returned, after more than a year's absence. My laptop, which had all of my stuff on it, mysteriously was non-functional, and I couldn't remember my password. Now, all is well! I'm going to be updating a bunch of things this coming week.

UPDATES TO WATCH FOR:

Dog Days FINAL CHAPTER.
Loose Ends NEW CHAPTER

And I have some new things, as well. So don't fret. I'm back, hopefully for good.

a/j

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Series by antilogicgirl [0]
Reviews by antilogicgirl [14]
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Stories by antilogicgirl

Title: Dog Days by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Captured by Itachi! Now physically and emotionally linked to the feared Missing-Nin, Sakura unwillingly joins Akatsuki. There is so much more than ice to the elder of the Uchiha. Rating WILL change, due to later chapters. You have been warned.
Category: Orphan
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 55374 | Read count: 6261 [Report This]
Published: 17/02/06 | Updated: 15/02/09


Title: Loose Ends by antilogicgirl
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: [AU] In New York City, there are a handful of families who are untouchable. Their empires, vast, and corrupt. Two of these families, Haruno, and Uchiha, constantly at odds. When two of their children are to be married, one family does the unthinkable. A hitman is hired, a murder committed. And then things spiral out of control for everyone. Rated for violence, and language.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 25371 | Read count: 3046 [Report This]
Published: 03/08/06 | Updated: 21/09/07


Title: No One Knows I'm Famous by antilogicgirl
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: She's one of the most popular new authors in the world...but no one really knows. Hinata always thought it was too much trouble to be famous. Autographs, television interviews...that was not for her. She liked her privacy. Too bad her cousin is very perceptive. Now, everyone will know that really, Hinata is famous. And that's when the trouble starts.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 34265 | Read count: 4305 [Report This]
Published: 13/11/06 | Updated: 14/09/07


Title: The Dogs of War by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: When two men love the same woman, turmoil often results. Neji and Kiba are no exception. When the dogs of war cry out for blood, whose will be spilled?
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 9273 | Read count: 2553 [Report This]
Published: 01/02/07 | Updated: 23/08/07


Title: Beautiful Dreamer by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Being dosed with a love potion sucks. Shiranui Genma discovers this when someone--we don't know who--slips him a potion that makes him rather frisky. But there's a little problem: He's doing it all while he's asleep. Eventually, this will be Genma/Kakashi.

Legal Stuffiness: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters therein. Kishimoto Masashi, sole proprietor.

Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 28308 | Read count: 5020 [Report This]
Published: 27/03/07 | Updated: 18/08/07


Title: The Rubber Band Odyssey by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: It started with a bad morning, which resulted in a bet. That bet was countered with another. Then, it grew into curiosity. Curiosity became something akin to obsession. And obsession…well…it might just become more than that. And all this, because of one little rubber band. [Naru/Shika/Naru] answering Houseki's Shika/Naru challenge
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bring me Nar/Shika SMUT
Challenge: Bring me Nar/Shika SMUT
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 25655 | Read count: 6944 [Report This]
Published: 15/01/07 | Updated: 15/03/07


Title: Pretty Dead Things by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Thirty doors. Thirty beautiful toys. Orochimaru collects pretty things, but this may prove to be a deadly fascination. Inspired by NyanRoo's "Alabaster". [dark][yaoi][lemon]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 20990 | Read count: 3355 [Report This]
Published: 28/11/06 | Updated: 16/01/07


Title: The One Possessed by antilogicgirl
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Seven years after the murder of her mother, Hinata has turned to less conventional methods to find the truth. During a midnight ceremony, she summons something she did not intend. Something dark, over which she has no control. Will she be able to live as the one possessed? [Dark] Written as a Halloween fic.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga
Genres: Dark
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 16390 | Read count: 2939 [Report This]
Published: 22/10/06 | Updated: 06/11/06


Title: Divergence by antilogicgirl
Rated: U [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Inspired by a dream, and, oddly enough, one of my least favorite poems. "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." This is the quote that woke me from my sleep. Two men stood at dawn, on the edge of a decision. Death, Life, and everything between hung in the balance. What path did they choose? [dark]
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1408 | Read count: 849 [Report This]
Published: 07/10/06 | Updated: 07/10/06


Title: A Meaning In Death by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Sasuke has killed Orochimaru and taken over the Village of Sound. His botched assassination of the Godaime killed Sakura instead, and the woman's death brings people in Konoha closer, in ways no one expected. Rated for language, suggestive situations, violence and dark themes [NOW COMPLETE]
Category:
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 42697 | Read count: 5901 [Report This]
Published: 11/12/05 | Updated: 02/10/06


Title: Sins, Not Tragedies by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Companion piece to Bless Me, Father... in which there is no yaoi. Sakura is Naruto's best friend, and she has a girlfriend named Ino. How they met, how they live. [YURI][LEMON]
Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 4814 | Read count: 1599 [Report This]
Published: 02/10/06 | Updated: 02/10/06


Title: In This World of Make-Believe by antilogicgirl
Rated: U [Reviews - 0]
Summary: On the day of the winter solstice, a gold coin, a fervent wish, and a tired and frustrated young Uchiha changed the course of history. What remains to be seen is if that change was for good, or if it would cause calamity worse than anything in his world of make-believe. [AU], [OOC] pairings? SasuXHina. [DARK][YAOI from chapter 3 on] (narusasu, fake sasukabu NEWEST CHAPTER SUMMARY: Naruto and Sasuke are interrupted in their attempt to kill the second Sasuke. Orochimaru and Kabuto meet bloody ends. Sasuke gets injured, and Kyuubi makes an appearance.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 38246 | Read count: 4012 [Report This]
Published: 22/03/06 | Updated: 02/10/06


Title: Scared, Are You? by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Natsumi's ex, Aoi, calls her up. In a panic, she calls one of her best friends, Hatake Kakashi, to come and help her. Moral support goes a bit overboard, and everyone gets more than they bargain for. Warning: OOCness, but it's too fun! Rated for some reallly foul language, and some sexual insinuation.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12451 | Read count: 2657 [Report This]
Published: 05/01/06 | Updated: 01/10/06


Title: The Lies That Drive Us All by antilogicgirl
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sasuke overhears Orochimaru and Kabuto talking how they're not going to hold up their end of the deal, and leaves. Half-dead, he gets picked up by a strange young man, Daisuke Fayne. The time spent with Daisuke haunts him after his abrupt departure, until they meet once again. What is it that haunts him? Why is Daisuke everywhere he looks? [yaoi in later bits] [part of a trade with Daisukekun]
Category:
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 21759 | Read count: 1918 [Report This]
Published: 11/09/06 | Updated: 30/09/06


Title: Cover Hog by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: It was late. It was cold. It was raining. We were tired. He didn’t feel like walking home in the rain. He also didn’t feel like sleeping on the couch. Stupid cover hog. [Shonen-Ai][mild language][beware the cuteness][SASUNARU]
Category:
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3412 | Read count: 888 [Report This]
Published: 22/09/06 | Updated: 22/09/06


Title: Kiba and Hinata Challenge by antilogicgirl
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: I haven't done a challenge yet. I figure, you guys need more of Kiba and Hinata, because they're just too cute together...so read on for the challenge info.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 183 | Read count: 904 [Report This]
Published: 08/09/06 | Updated: 08/09/06


Title: Bless Me, Father... by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A crisis of faith, unwanted attraction, and getting stuck in an elevator bring Naruto and Sasuke together inspite of themselves. Sasu/Naru angst, [AU] [Lemon].
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12560 | Read count: 4739 [Report This]
Published: 19/08/06 | Updated: 21/08/06


Title: Machi Yoko Naruto by antilogicgirl
Rated: [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In the dark and sinister world of the Yakuza, honor is a familiar yet foreign word. To Naruto, a man who wants nothing to do with this world whatsoever, honor is fulfilling a debt. This debt happens to be to the head of the Honshu Yakuza, better known as Uchiha Sasuke. Pressed into service as the young oyabun's bodyguard, Naruto soon encounters difficulties of many sorts. [AU], [Yaoi], [Dark], [Lemon]


Latest chapter: Naruto has his little moment of being vengeful, after which he flips out. Sasuke has to bring him back to reality. Ino is ticked off as usual, and Sakura flirts with danger. Jiraiya...is himself.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 67670 | Read count: 10926 [Report This]
Published: 29/04/06 | Updated: 18/08/06


Title: Banner Sumbissions! by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: I picked a four of the banners. SasuNaru, Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Naruto (the Haku banner is pretty much perfect, if you ask me, so I didn't mess with it). Mostly, I just tweaked and filtered things, but the Shikamaru banner has major changes. Then, I started making some more...and it all went downhill from there... [COMPLETE...FINALLY]


Sadly, because of copyright issues and a lack of information on the image I used for the SasuNaru banner, I had to take that down. But the Nejimatrix banner has all required info. All the other ones are using art by Kishimoto Masashi and myself, as well as one piece of fan art, which is credited. There. Now I have to pout. That was a pretty banner.
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2742 | Read count: 14640 [Report This]
Published: 20/07/06 | Updated: 15/08/06


Title: A Cloud for Konoha by antilogicgirl
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Amaya is a former jounin from the Hidden Village of Cloud. Now living in the Earth Country, she has the misfortune to meet Orochimaru. This results in much confusion, a little romance, and a good deal of fighting. Watch out. She's got quite a mouth on her...

Please Review...I need to know what I'm doing right, and what's totally jacked up about my story!!
Standard disclaimers apply.
Category: OC-centric
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 34377 | Read count: 9387 [Report This]
Published: 04/11/05 | Updated: 02/08/06


Title: Strained Alliance by antilogicgirl
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: [spoilers: 307-309, Manga] Three days before Sasuke becomes Orochimaru's vessel, he has a visit from old friends, and after a tense and very strange fight, renews old alliances to fight new enemies. Rated for language.
Category: General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 7435 | Read count: 2023 [Report This]
Published: 28/07/06 | Updated: 02/08/06


Title: Kings and Pawns by antilogicgirl
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: [spoilers: chapters 314 and 316, manga] [Asuma-centric oneshot] As things are returned to normal in Konoha, Asuma realizes what his life is really worth, when compared to that of a very great man. And one to come.
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1138 | Read count: 1397 [Report This]
Published: 21/07/06 | Updated: 21/07/06


Title: Mystery, Ne? by antilogicgirl
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: There's something fishy going on at Snake Mountain Amuseument Park. Evil Henchmen stalkers, brainwashing carnival rides, and Kiba's song and dance! Fun for everyone. [AU], [some OOC]
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 5106 | Read count: 1133 [Report This]
Published: 11/05/06 | Updated: 11/05/06


Title: You Give Me A Headache by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Jiraiya's been a hermit for eight years. He's back in Konoha to lay low and do actual serious research on someone we all know and despise, and even though he's in disguise, he's recognized. He's forced to stay with the one person who gives him a very large headache. Rated for a bathtub scene (sort of limey) and a couple of bad words. Now new and improved, with more limey-ness.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 10911 | Read count: 2530 [Report This]
Published: 21/01/06 | Updated: 28/04/06


Title: Sasuke's Hobby by antilogicgirl
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sasuke has a dangerous hobby. He likes to 'play' with people. His favorite toy: Yamanaka Ino. She's fun to mess with, isn't she? But when she gets inside his head, his little hobby gets him in BIG trouble.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12124 | Read count: 1966 [Report This]
Published: 20/02/06 | Updated: 21/02/06